>contains multiple extended female masturbation sequences, including one where the protagonist accidentally squirts in her pantswtf did Kristen Stewart mean by this?
>>219967143She's reinventing hetself as a lesbian to stay relevant
>>219967143KStew has so many masturbation scenes in her own roles it’s unreal. In The Runaways she even teaches other girls how to schlick.
>>219967143>it's all PG
>>219967287There’s nudity in the movie.
>>219967186>this is a new developmentwelcome to a decade ago
>>219967186Always was.
Ironically enough, why can't women ever write stories that don't have graphic sexual shit? If they're so sick of being subjected to exploitation, why do it themselves?
>>219970099because theyre addicted to it. they know deep down they get off on exploitation so they try and frame it in a way thats empowering and girlboss when the reality is they dream of being pressed down into a dirty matress and and used like a fleshlight by repugnant men that they wouldn't even dream of spitting on.
>>219970099Kristen is a massive gooner, bro
>>219970099sex is a constant for women
>>219967143>contains multiple extended female masturbation sequencesI will now watch your film.
>>219970761>>219967143
>>219967143>>219970812why is she such a fucking coomer
>>219967143how do you accidentally squirt? bitches are retarded
based dyke
>>219967143Tell me more about this masturbation film starring Thora Birch.I know that she is not the hottie she used to be, but I am also very much intrigued to learn if her breasts are similar to her mother's, who was used asthe body double for the below neck window panes in the film American Beauty.
>>219970099Sexualizing themselves for profit is a completely different story. Need to understand that for half the population, women; hypocrisy is their default language. Once you understand Schrödinger's feminist paradox, you can witness for yourself that women turn into simple, broken creatures for the money addiction program and altered thinking that it brings. Weaponizing sexuality - avoid weak creatures like this for a more peaceful, happy life.
>>219971360I love Kim Gordon
>>219967356>PG nudity
>>219971360>dykeShe’s bisexual, openly so. Allegedly she cheats on her wife constantly with both men and women.
>>219967186>>219969869She was molested by Jodie Foster
>>219970812>doesn't lick itgarbage directing
>>219970473>Kristen is a massive goonershe makes this exact face at the end
>>219972675
>>219971621True, you should only fuck men bro.
>>219967607The last movie I watched with her was Panic Room, so I have no idea what she's doing, but from i remember she was always fucking male costars and directors and then just switched to women, but she was still attractive. But this year she decided to go for the middle aged unattractive lesbian look. So it's definitely a process.
>>219967186she's not lesbian
>>219970473Who's the W I D E broad before her.
>>219973357I think it's Lena Dunham, not nearly as wide in that clip as she is nowadays
>>219973346It’s what her current partner (wife) likes. The wife just directed a movie (not yet released) where Kristen’s plays a butch, full on all-masc lesbian. According to blind items Kristen was going to transition to male a few years back with her partner’s support, but got scared off when Ellen Page became Eliot Page. She looked hyperfeminine again in the 2024 movie Love Me. Probably the most generically “Stacy” she has ever looked, actually.
>>219972478honestly, that kills the whole scene for me.
>>219973346Why isn't she in Pluribus?
>>219973357It kind of looks like Tallulah Willis
>>219970099Female nudity in modern films is banned unless the director is a woman So men are letting women direct films to get women naked
>>219970341>they know deep down they get off on exploitationI have an anthropological theory that this stems from warring tribes periods of development where the women who instantly submitted to their captors were impregnated and the women who resisted like a rational person would were killed at a higher rate. Over time this trait became ingrained in the entire female population and now they get off on things like rape and violence even though thsy know their supposed to condemn it.
>>219971360Is this a new zombie movie coming out?
>>219967143This movie was excellent. Top 5 material of 2025.
>>219970812it's piss honey
>>219970812>>219976846Can some degenerate femanonwith experience finally tell me what squirting is like? Is it always just piss? Popular culture insists it’s pussy juice, but there’s no way that type of extreme porn squirting isn’t piss, and honestly I doub that the “realistic” squirting isn’t piss too.
>>219976984they studied this shit, even if they start with an empty bladder it fills up during intercourse and then they release its contents. There's also a few mm of secretions from skene's glands but it's 99.9% piss, only that it's very diluted compared to normal urine
>>219967143Enjoy the female gaze, lil' chuddies, K-Stew is lesbmaxxing and this is everything.
>>219967143Reminder she's a turbodyke because demi moore diddled her
>>219977065>it's very diluted compared to normal urinethis is the part I don't get, how come it's never yellow?
>>219977603IRL it is
>>219977646I watch live cam squirters who can do it several times per session and it's never yellow
>>219967143Bastard Out of Carolina has a bunch of masturbation scenes but they didn't do them in the movie. We could've had loli Jena Malone amsturbating
>>219971360That's a huge Birch!
>>219976984Back in the early aughts before porn tube sites there was a sort of mythical quality to women squirting. I have read that they just used to fill up with water before starting the camera and that is where the gushing trope came from. IRL I think it is like a loss of control and they piss. Which is kind of cool because it feels so good or whatever.
>>219977661They’re prepping for stream like pornstars, they’ll drink water keeping themselves hydrated for the hours they’ll be can gooning forMake a girl cum irl after a night of drinking and they’ll be more dehydrated and it’ll come out yellowish, that other anon is right that it is still watered down in their bodies somehow, maybe it doesn’t go through the typical digestion route not 100% sure but it’s never neon orange in my experience
>>219977681Jena made up for it in Too Old to Die Young, one episode is just her gooning in her house.
I mean. if you were a woman. you can literally have 100+ orgasms a day. I could see it being addicting . Men do not get that pleasure
>>219977888>Men do not get that pleasure
>>219977603it's kinda like how if you drink a ton of water your piss becomes almost clear, since it's produced quickly it probably gets much less waste in it than normal.Now if a woman isn't well-hydrated and she didn't empty her bladder, then I bet that her squirt will be pretty yellow
>>219970812that's not squiring you virgin retards. Women can't squirt like that and you need to angle it up
Imogen Poots is the funniest name ever.
>>219977783Squirt is hot because they lose control of their bladders, piddling themselves due to loss of control in the throes of passion. The instinct, that squirt is hot fun, probably goes back further too. Our male ancestors probably use to sniff the 'squirt', perhaps a tasting, to know if the bitch was fertile or not, and worth anymore time, like animals do.
>>219978161we get it and then it is over. we cannot continue.
>>219978276That's not even her whole name.
>>219978276Wait until you find out her full name.
did anyone see my digits
>>219973346>she was always fucking male costars and directors and then just switched to women,GRUNGLEBLUMPF humiliated her so severely that she turned into a dyke over night. It’s very quite profound.
>>219978438 definitely DON'T look up "mindgasm" on youtube and do the lessons. Trust me, some knowledge is best left unlearned...
>>219973356For you
>>219978608Imagine spending your time on this.
>>219967143She's still on Feminism 101, like women's right is only about jerking off or abortion. That's it. IRL women just trying to survive cover many more topics. US is not a catholic country, there's no guilt to masturbate and in fact masturbation couldn't be promoted to abstain from teen sex/pregnancy due to it being a nothingburger baseline. KStew is stuck in the 1950s.
>>219978961Femanon you can just admit you want her to speak out against trannies, this is a safe space.
>>219970812>look dad, I'm acting!
>>219967143Biscuits need buttering
>>219972395hot
>>219973785Based Elliot becoming an example to prevent Kristen from trooning out. It would've been a bigger loss if she did it.
>>219978276Incontinentia... INCONTINENTIA BUTTOCKS
>>219970812Every woman story devolves into getting fucked, raped, discovering sex, masturbation, or molesting other women
>>219979538and that's a good thing
>>219973329Don't be so crass, incelibate child.
>>219977777Not even a half hearted check on these wasted digits? Alright, checked.
>>219979794Did you just call him non-celibate?
>>219979830Well spotted.>>219977777WITNESSED
>>219978608noted for later
>>219977783>>219977646no girl i've ever been with has had yellow cum and if they do it's probably a pH imbalance or infection. that's grating to even think about. it should be a white/clear, sometimes thick, depending. creaming is a thing too but again it is white
>>219970812Okay I'm gonna make a movie where I look at my hand covered in dick cheese and go "wow, I didn't know a guy's body could do that!"Guaranteed Palme d'Or .
>>219977557>cutting out the other girls facesAll three are making great expressions and editing it should be a crime.
>>219982287They already let Anora win in 2024 for the male gooners.
>>219967143Imogen Poots is a horrible name>where the protagonist accidentally squirts in her pantsDoes she change them at least?
>>219970812Keep in mind nonwatchersthis is unironically happening due to a memory of her dad beating her as a child
>>219970099Women can exploit women and themselves, but men should not even fathom it.
>>219970812She just wipes it on herself and licks it? Hot and gross at the same time.
>>219983001her full name is Imogen Gay Poots. Really. Her parents knew what they were doing.
Lesbians are the most repulsive people in the country aren't they. Can't do a single thing right and just exist to be predatory coomers.
>>219976846>>219976984>>219977065Its piss, but as one with a pee fetish its the best kind of pee, clear and odorless, like overly hydrated pee. I dont like when pee it yellow and has a smell, so squirt can be pee, thats fine by me, its top tier, so please, release it on me.
>>219979538Jane Campion is a great female director but her entire output is this. I'm racking my brain to see which female writers or directors avoid this. Maybe Brie Larson? Ursula K. LeGuin? Katherine Bigelow?
>>219983111Thats like giving your daughter the first name Imma if your last name is Hog
>>219983242*Brit Marling, not Brie Larson.
>>219967143What’s also interesting is that Kristen complained about movie castings being racist and dismissive of non-white actors, and then proceeds to make the whitest American-directed film of all time. I think there’s not even a jew in it.wait the wtf the Belushi family is Albanian?
>>219983001>>219983111>>219983260uhh brown beans you do know her name is pronounced im(like imagine)-oh-jin right
>>219982343I was resolutionmaxxing. I took the 4K video and cropped the largest square 4chan allows (2048x2048) so there's no rescaling from the max res original. If you want to do it differently the original video is on YouTube.
>>219983407Im white and Poots is the bad part you dumbass.
>>219983260You think the G is a hard G? lmao>>219983407>imagine gay farts
>>219982196It isn't cum, retard. Tell me where you think the liquid comes from?
>>219983177was the lyricism at the end of your post planned or unintentional
>>219983561Why are people so bent out of shape if its cum or pee? Its sex liquid.
>>219967143I’m not watching something called The Chronology Of Water
>>219983620
Absolutely disgusting and degenerate thread. Sex havers should be killed.
>>219983820As a sex haver, I generally find women gross most of the time, but I guess that I still want to put my dong in them is what makes me straight.
>>219983630Reminds me of the Stone Toss diarrhea homo comic.
>>219983561considering it's anon, their feminine testicles
I used to have sex. never been with a squirter though. but also do not have a pee fetish.
>>219983561that's what you wrote in your post.>Make a girl cum irl after a night of drinking and they’ll be more dehydrated and it’ll come out yellowish
>>219984127I went no fap for a month. and when I finally came it was yellow. never heard of yellow woman juice though. Ph balance must be whack
>>219967143women literally cant cum tho she just pissed herself
>>219977560giwtwm
>>219985153don't tell them the secret. they think women suddenly ejaculate new fluids due to porn. they somehow grew a new body organ
>>219985153>>219985304Right so I know you've never pleasured a woman, but when you have sex (in real life, not porn) and a woman orgasms (usually indicated by "i'm gonna cum" or vaginal contractions), a clear liquid coats your penis and the bed, which is why there's a lot of cleanup after sex, especially if you did the job well.
>>219983864What about some hot tranny?
>>219985523I am talking about squirting. I know a vagina gets wet. that is nothing new. even my fingers know that one
>>219985564Ah. Fair enough
>>219985153nah all my doujins show the girls go cross-eyed, stick their tongue out and throw their heads back whenever they coom
>>219985153there has been scientific analysis on the piss they piss out, and it was found to be 95% piss, with the last 5% lubrication fluid.yet esl, third worlders and cretins will persist in their retardation
>>219985532Nah they deserve the rope, not into men who look like women
>>219986009Omfg who gives a fuck, anti squirter faggot.
>>219986490Because they look like women? What about Pooners then?
>>219986605not him but I would smash a cutie troon. they really have to pass though which some do. nothing going in my ass though
>>219975451god i wish that was me
>>219983111What do gay poots smell like?
>>219987093Cum and aids
>>219970099>>219970341I think it's mostly just that modern society refuses to tard wrangle women and tell them when they're being stupid. We let them get away with shit that would never fly if a man tried it.
>>219971482So, does forehead girl get her bangers out or not?
>>219970099That's why Kathryn Bigelow is the best female director, she doesn't make movies about stupid women and relationship drama, she makes stuff about men in the military and some of her movies are more masculine than some shit from basedllenial male directors, like Ari Aster.
>>219972308my role model uwu
>>219976984No, it's not piss. And anyone who says so is a fucking virgin.During arousal, especially if it's very prolonged, fluid builds up in the vagina. Then it gets expelled by the muscle contractions of orgasm. It's not fucking rocket science.
>>219990095My fiancee squirts sometimes when really aroused but it's not during her orgasm. Stupid fuckface.
>>219967143that mound
>>219975451I dont know why men do this shit. I'm not even a woketard. Why would I want to slap some random girls ass? I remember in college a girl was in bed beside me and asked me to slap her butt and I said no and just wanted to talk and she laughed and told me I was weird because I kept asking her random questions and talking about random shit instead of having sex with her
>>219990877Dated a girl who had a spanking fetish. not my thing
>>219990095He's talking about pissing, that's just drool.>>219976984There's apparently some prostatic analog liquid that secrets from the Skene/paraurethral glands, it builds up inside the urethra and might get released from contractions, possible some vestigial analogue from the male mechanisms, but it's pretty much a drop really.At best it's like a invisible sneeze, more than that it's piss.
>>219967186Can she reinvent herself as less gross
>>219990877That's not a man and you are very gay.
>>219991814I'm not gay at all. I just like talking and asking questions.
>>219992831Northernlion?!
>>219978438I’m not sure how to replicate it for others but it’s possible to have a uh little to nonexistent refractory period and keep going. It’s also possible to sort of extend the orgasm stage where one encroaches into another but I’m assuming it’s better health wise if it’s “reloaded” instead of persisting in discharging air when the magazine has just been expended. I’m assuming it’s at least some manner of seconds as it feels better to bust nuts and not bust air. That being said I’m assuming this is more of a curse than blessing because it’s just so easy to be right on the edge for hours
is sex with a woman better than sex with one's own hand? is it worth the inconvenience if it is?
>>219995816yesno
>>219973785>partnerI hate people like you so much.
>>219967143This thread has raised more awareness for this movie than its actual PR campaign lol.
>>219996239ok tranny
>>219996709>retard who uses partner unironically calling me a trannyHoly shit, I've seen it all.
>>219970099This from the board that keeps whining sex comedies where women are treated as just masturbation objects don’t exist anymore?
>>219970099All women are whores.
Insecure men really are afraid of women having sexuality that doesn’t involve putting your dick inside them
>>219967143lol "Poots"
>>219970099They’re not. They want to be used like fleshlights by violent men who have lots of resources
>>219970099Most of their identities revolve around it despite claiming to want to break free and be taken seriously.
>>219976984Do you know what gleaking is? It's like that. The glands that secrete vaginal fluid are blocked, back up, and when the pressure is lifted it is expelled with force. It is rare. I stopped doing it after I had surgery to remove the flap of skin that had bisected my pussy into two separate pussies, long story.
>>219967186>>219973346She's dated only chicks ever since she broke up with Pattinson after cheating on him after making the last Twilight movie. She's married to a woman now.
>>219970812Does Kristen has fucking alzheimer? What the fuck is that camera wobbling like they are on a fucking boat it's a still image of a fucking bedroomIs not like she's masturbating herself you can fucking keep a camera steady with one hand Is that what's called "dishonest filmmaking", because it sure looks like itThey are not like, walking, is a fucking still shot jesus christ
>>219987093Large, soundless breezes.
>>219967186>hetselffreudian slip>>219967200she's a groomer, but lesbian groomers aren't seen as evil unlike male groomers
Kristen is still fucking male producers to constantly get this many directing gigs
>>219998419She's directed this one movie and some shorts and music videos, bro.
>>219997990>She's married to a woman now
>>219997950could you put two separate cocks in the two separate pussies? was it just a bit of skin at the front? No joke, one of my childhood friends had something similar in his urethra, he loved showing off his double streams to all the kids at school, but it apparently was painful and at risk of infection, he had to have surgery to get it fixed. However, something went wrong during the healing process and he had to come back in for multiple surgeries until they had to pretty much amputate his penis. I haven’t seen him in years, but as a kid he showed his surged cock at school and it was just a little stubby with a crude woundlike hole in it.
>>219967143I still can’t believe Imogen Poots isn’t a fetish porn actress’ stage name
>>219983242>Jane Campion is a great female director but her entire output is this. I'm racking my brain to see which female writers or directors avoid this. Maybe Brie Larson? Ursula K. LeGuin? Katherine Bigelow?Katherine Bigelow directed “Strange Days”, (written by James Cameron and Jay Cocks), which had a fairly graphic rape scene in it. Also, “Blue Steel” starting Jamie Lee Curtis and Ron Silver, which also had a rape scene. (Which Bigelow wrote with Eric Red). I forget about her other films, although most are somewhat “macho” and closer to what one might expect from a male director.
>>219999188Her full name is Imogen Gay Poots btw
>>219996299Yeah, it's a small indie film.
>>219967143I will now wstch your kino
>>219972675uncanny
>>219967143for me it's thora's knockers
>>219998167>Is not like she's masturbating herselfI wouldn't be so sure.
>>219982287godspeed
>>219996994Wait, what, it's a Les films du losange production?
>>219998385>groomeri prefer the term Predatorial Lesbian. it makes people more annoyed. you are correct lesbians get a lot less coverage than gay male molesters.
>>219971360Wall Conference 2026
>>220000597https://filmsdulosange.com/en/film/the-chronology-of-water/Not exactly production, but they did French distribution and international sales. Kristen spent almost a decade trying to get the project off the ground and nobody in the US was interested, so she ended up taking it France where producers were interested. Eventually multiple production companies agreed to work with her based on the French support. Kristen has made a lot of friends in France ever since doing Clouds of Sils Maria and going to Cannes with that (CoSM was a Losange production). She recently stated she's planning to relocate to "Europe, probably France" in the near future.
>>219983367the movie is based on autobiographical book, so gotta blame the author for being white and not having non-white friends.>there’s not even a jew in itthere is one in director's chair
>>219970099Women don't have much going on outside of men and their relationships to them. Women literally (figuratively speaking) revolve around other people while we spend our time autistically thinking about stuff like Hormuz or compilers.
>>219997974corkscrewing hand?
>>220001175Yes, that one.
>>219970812Now that's an English rose.
>>219977603Sometimes it is. Sheesh, you really gotta train your pisseye, SonnyBoy.
>>219995816yesrarely
>>219996961this tbqh. I prefer SO or significant other
>>219970812Imogen Poots' fragrant toots
>>220003872kinose
>>219970812I bet this is unsimulated, knowing K-Stew.
>>219999163Yeah. Could also get double pregnant, they were basically two distinct organs. Had to use two tampons.
>>219983177
>>220004140>>220003872Absolutely insane profile game by these niggas
>>219967143The real answer is this kind of gooner shit is celebrated when it's a woman director. Shrimple as.
>>220004187what is going on there?
>>219983242Kelly Reichardt makes wholesome movies with no preachy feminism or sex stuff.
>>220005653Need For Speed.
>>220005777Rip Aaron Paul
>>219967143does she squirt from anal? does she gape and prolapse during the squirt? like a rose being watered? that'll be in a 'mainstream' movie one day you can be sure of that. with the current trajectory.
>>220007189Next year I hope.
what sort of stupid name is Imagine Herpoots
>>219967143How about you post a webm faggot?
>>220010262Read the thread
>>220010262How about I slap your shit.
>>220010577please don't, that would hurt quite a bit
>>220005777Get in faggot.
>>220010860K I N O S E
>>219983367>make the whitest American-directed film of all timeshe made Dude, Where's My Car?
>>220011019She’s versatile.
>>219999202One of the greatest and manliest movies of all time.
>>219978269Projecting
