>Women and children jump onto the iceberg first
Honestly why didn't they do this, just turn the ship back to an iceberg that looks sturdy and let people stand on it while waiting for rescue. It would have been cold but at least no one would have died
CHAIN THE MICKS!!!CHAIN THEM ALL!!!
>steam engine with giant boilers generating heat>ship made out of metal>doesn't just melt the ice like a hot knife through butterThis is how you know it's a fake story
Funny how not a single holocaust survivor was on board, huh?
>>219971330Pretty wasteful way of mass killing t.b.h.
Why didn't they make the Titanic out of iceberg?
>>219970234what if we attach she ship to the dodge charger?
>>219970234They could have used body heat to melt it.
>Go prepare the engine room ... I'm gonna show this iceberg sonnubitch the oven
Real question, why didn't hook the ship on icebergs with anchors and ropes to avoid sinking? Man they were dumb
Protecting children I understand, but why women?
Why didn't they just steer around the iceberg?
>>219973455Women are just adult children
Polar ice can't pierce steel beams.
>this is a gift. Why not use the iceberg to stop Central Banking
>>219973455Because children come out of women
>HUUUUURRRRR, THE FED!!!This is a conspiracy theory, right?
its just ice melt it with steam or a hair dryer
>>219973520Yeah, but can ICE melt steal memes?
>>219973678Y-yes? Maybe. I'm not sure.
>>219970234>FOR THE CREATION OF THE FEDERAL RESERVE AND THE STATE OF ISRAEL FULL STEAM AHEAD!
>>219973631Yeah, totally just a coincidence that this completely random shipwreck changed the course of our economic history. How could anyone have foreseen that the unsinkable could sink? It's not like there were explosives aboard hahaha
>that this completely random shipwreck changed the course of our entire economic historylmao, no it didn't.
Mr Lightoller, full steam ahead. And cable mr Roosevelt that he will have his damn federal reserve.
>>219973487TOTAL TRUCLEAR DEVASTATION
>>219970288Explain how you move thousands of people from the ship onto the iceberg
>>219973520Sure, But Millions of tons of ice mass can make the steel bent until it tears
>>219971723Or Irish to block the hole
>>219973455Because women are more valuable. A single man can impregnate 100 women over the course of a week, if 1 woman gets pregnant she's out of commission for almost a whole year.
Is it possible that when they sealed off sections of the ship to keep it from flooding that people who sank didn't drown to death? That people were alive for a week or two at the bottom of the ocean?
>>219975954They are still down there. and now conveniently it's illegal to visit
>>219975367Use the transporters. duh
>>219975954That's what happened to USS Arizona when the Japs sunk it during Pearl Harbour. There were sailors trapped in the bow for days.
Is it really true that the Jews caused the sinking of Titanic?
>>219975954The pressure alone would kill you past a certain depth. The wreck is down very deep which is why it took like 70 years to finally be found
>>219970234>women firstThis is retarded beta male shit. I would be getting on that rescue boat asap. Foids will never give a fuck about you if you sacrifice your life for them, they will forget about your existence 5 seconds after they get on the boat
>>219976129This. I love women, but in an emergency, I am straight up Costanzamaxxing. I'll even use her as a shield if need be. Sorry, honey. I love you, but I love myself more.
>>219976357My life is roughly the same to me as all other human lives combined for this kind of scenario
>>219976397The is the real trolley problem that is never asked. Would you divert the train into five people to prevent it from hitting you? I probably would ngl.
>>219976495no shit. Bye idiots, should have been me.
>>219976357In this situation the woman was entirely at fault for the whole situation. You reap what you sow
>>219976587And there are still tons of people who think he's a bad person. I'd hate to sound like an MRA, because those guys are gay, but there really is a large portion of society that think men only exist to make the lives of women better.
>>219970234In real life Captain Smith ordered his crew to strap the irish passengers to the bow of the ship to soften the impact of the icebergWhy did Cameron leave this part out of the movie?
>I'm crashing this iceberg with no survivors
>>219978100>Was getting cold part of your plan?
>>219970234He looks like Captain Iglo. Comfy
>>219970234>YOU HEARD ME GODDAMNIT, THE WHITE MAN IS A SCOURGE UPON THIS EARTH!! RAM THE ICEBERG AT FULL STEAM AND DESTROY AS MANY LIFEBOATS AS YOU CAN IN THE PROCESS! WITH MY FINAL BREATH, I SPIT ON THE NAME OF GOD AND DISAVOW HIS ACCURSED SAVIOR. THE ICEBERG IS OUR LORD NOW, AND IT ALONE DECIDES WHETHER WE ARE DESERVING OF LIFE! CAST THE WOMEN AND THEIR SCREECHING WHELPS INTO THE WATERS BELOW, AND FALL ONTO YOUR KNEES MEN! PRAY THAT OUR NEW GOD DOES NOT FIND US WANTING!
>>219970288Icebergs aren't flat. And they're not especially stable either, so there's a chance it flips over.
>>219976088>Ice BERGYou tell me anon.Maybe Mrs berg has a cousin named Iceowitz
>>219975954No, that’s impossible. The pressure is way too high for any compartment to be intact
>Unsinkable they say... I'll show themwas he out of line to say this?
>>219981050>Newtons second law of motion - ram it.
>>219978497if they rammed the iceberg at full speed they wouldn't have sunk. the bow would have been mangled beyond recognition but the ship was specifically designed to survive a head on collision destroying the first 1 or 2 compartments. They would have just had to counterflood a stern compartment to level the ship out and limp to a port.
Sinking of Lusitania was 1000% a bigger deal and more tragic and yet history only remembers richfags climbing over peasant children's frozen corpses on the Titanic.
>>219981161Never sank, fled to Brazil
>>219981185Okay, schizo.
If I was on that boat let’s just say there would’ve been a lot of women and children saved by my alpha male abilities
>>219981185No, anon... That's the Portuguese royal family.. From the Napoleonic invasion of the Iberian peninsula. That was 108 years prior.Take your meds.
>>219981313I loved you in Ted
>>219981111Prove it
>>219975920>A single man can impregnate 100 women over the course of a week,but this would never happen
>>219982395quads confirmed, retard
>>219975920that's a load of horseshit. no one believed it until some ship before titanic sank and all the men survived. early feminist wave caused this woke brainwashingwhat you are saying is not traditional wisdom but slogan from first wave feminazis
>Tell Mr. Rothschild he's getting his central bank
>>219970234>”Intensify all forward firepower.”
>>219976087That’s fucked. Hearing about that Russian sub that was stranded at the bottom of the ocean fucked me up a little.
>>219970234I just checked out Captain Smith's Wikipedia:>A popular figure in the mercantile service, Smith was known as the "Millionaire's Captain" for his bread making and social skills and hospitality.Is "bread-making" some euphemism or does it actually mean bread-making? If it means actual bread-making . . . aren't there more important skills a ship's captain should be mastering?SIR . . .NOT NOW JENKINS . . . I JUST HAVE TO KNEEEAD THIS LITTLE FELLOW FOR A FEW MORE MINUTESSIR . . . I THINK WE SHOULD SLOW DOWN SIRMANY PEOPLE SKIMP ON THE KNEADING JENKINS AND THAT'S WHY THEIR LOAVES COME OUT POORLYSIR . . . THERE MIGHT BE ICEBERGS ABOUTHOLD ON . . . . TIME TO MAKE THE TWIRLY LITTLE DECORATION FOR THE TOP . . . THERE . . . AND FINALLY . . . INTO THE OVEN WITH YOU! . . . NOW, WHAT WAS IT YOU WANTED, JENKINS? . . . OH, HE'S GONE.
>>219970234Why didn't they just keep the ice inside the hull instead of pulling it out?
>Avoid the dangerous icy waters? That's just what they'll be expecting us to do
>>219983125he siphons off engine power to cook a bunch of faggy loaves
>>219983125"Bread-making" is a well-known period euphemism for "being the alpha gay with a harem of pederasts, who groom recruit into the network". He was expected to take care of those in his network as if they were a second family on the sea. Common in naval culture since the trade between Dilmun and Meluhha.
>>219983867I thought that was bread breaking.
>>219973455so the men can think of a solution in peace
>>219970234If I was on the ship I would've started raping and killing cunts, shipd going donw
>>219970326Underrated.
>>219970288>just turn the shipthis is not how ships work, anon.
>>219982561gentlemanly chivalry is this foreign to you, ranjeesh?
>>219984200Just put the brakes on if it’s too unwieldy, it’s not hard
>>219981161Titanic isn't even in top10 biggest marine disasters
>>219975367you beam them down you absolute retard
>>219984048"To bust a crust" with a man, in 18th century naval parlance, meant to share a loaf of bread with him i.e. to go through thick and thin together.Gradually the phrase acquired a sinister double meaning.
>>219976087That was mostly Oklahoma (capsized) and West Virginia (would have capsized had she not been moored to another ship). The latter even got refitted and got revenge against the IJN. Arizona's damage was too catastrophic to allow people to get her to full Zulu in time.
>>219970288They were well past the iceberg by the time the ship started to sink and you're not exactly going to turn around a giant cruiseship thats currently in the processing of sinking.Also icebergs aren't islands they're floating pieces of ice that will shift around if people start jumping on them.
>>219975954Zero chance. The moment wreck hit bottom, all seals gave up. Pressure destroyed a lot of sealed sections.
It's purported the captain's last words were "lol, lmao". Can anyone verify?
ATTENTION IRISH WORKERS
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>>219973823>FOR THE CREATION OF THE FEDERAL RESERVE AND THE STATE OF ISRAEL FULL STEAM AHEAD!It was just a dozen coincidences all at once, conspiratard.
>>219984200>>219984244Just cut the wheel, bro.
>>219984244>You now hear that StarFox 64 line in Titanic
If I was on that ship my kids, it wouldn't have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that third-class cabin
>>219970234>Women first! Yes, even the 90 year old grandmother!! she's got many good years to live unlike those... young men
>>219984228>gentlemanly chivalry is this foreign to you, ranjeesh?
>>219973904Yes it did, we'd have interstellar colonies, world peace, and dyson sphere going already without the existence of federal reserve
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>>219987045thank you. I was concerned. Now I can finally move on with my life.
