Even if they buy everything on the cart, there's probably some supply room on the train where the lady can restock her cart.

>>219972162
>We'll take the stock!

Why did the kids have to buy snacks on the free train, but then at hogwarts all the snacks and top tier food was free? Why didn't they just have the slave elves make some train snacks? Why were these snacks no longer available once at the castle? Who is sustaining the demand for these kids snacks if they can only buy them twice a year on a train, and all the kids are in school otherwise? Doesnt seem like a good business model

>>219972067
I thought he meant one of everything

>magical diarrhea

>>219972067
>I'm buying you too granny, get in here

>>219972414
>now take your kit off and lie down im going to eat these sweets off you like you are one of those jap birds

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>>219972067
DEH

>>219972067
10 years later you are still posting this thread

>>219972162
Do you think the jobless bums on here would know that?

>>219972414
>>219974092
These threads never disappoint

>>219972162
>we’ll take all the carts too!

>>219972313
>WE’LL TAKE THE ENTIRETY OF HOGWARTS!

>give me all the chocolate frogs!
>Harry just bites their heads off while they squirm and squirt hot fudge blood on his face
>throws their lifeless bodies in the aisle

>>219972162
Can’t they just magic up some more? My main problem with the Potter universe is how the hell are the Weaselys poor? Just use your magic wands to make clothes that don’t suck you stupid fucking gingers.

>>219972313
Because hogwarts is a public school paid for by taxes, but they have to use private trains for transport to the school. They pay for the children’s train tickets, but not for extra things like snacks. Why? Because the witches and wizards whose taxes pay for hogwarts don’t want to pay even higher taxes so those kids can have free snacks on the train.

>>219974497
You can use magic for that.

>According to J.K. Rowling via Pottermore, witches and wizards before the 18th century frequently pooped where they stood and used the Vanishing Spell to make the evidence disappear.
So would wizards just be shitting themselves as natural as they breathe. What if it were a huge bout of diarrhea? Would everyone just ignore shit running down someone’s leg

>>219974552
Does the vanishing spell make the poo actually go away or just be invisible? Are wizards walking around stepping in invisible piles of poo all day? It’s like a bunch of Jeet Ninjas infiltrate your city.

>>219974497
they're jkr wizard poor which means they can't use magic to fix their socioeconomic standing

>>219972313
That's basically like asking why do kids spend their pocket money on sweets when their parents buy them that stuff already?

>>219974552
They didn’t poop their pants. As soon as the fecal matter left their butthole it was vanished away. The poop never touched their skin or clothes.

>>219974594
If it makes it go away why didn’t Harry just send Voldemort to the Hogwarts poop dimension

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>>219974203
GAH

>>219974609
>Wizards pooped where they stood
That just makes it sound like if me and you were having a conversation and I just shat my pants in the middle of it like it was a natural thing

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>I want… the lot. For every train, in perpetuity. And no I will not be paying

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>'One BILLION points to Gryffindor!" Dumbledore bellowed across the dining hall. "Hahahaha yes you heard me right, one BILLION points!" The students were left speechless as their headmaster cackled maniacally. "And you know what, NEGATIVE one billion points to Slytherin! Yes, hahaha! Yes, that will do!" The jaws of the Slytherin table dropped in unison. They were struck in disbelief by what they just heard. "I'm the headmaster! Hahaha I can do anything! ANYTHING! Even this!" Gandalf raised raised his wand and pointed it at Slytherin table. "Sectumsempra!" Goyle fell to the floor, clutching at the wounds that had suddenly manifested across his bulbous belly. "Crucio!" Ganondorf cried out once more. "What's the matter, Draco? You look a little glum for someone that was supposed to win the House Cup today!" Draco's expression turned from shock to a frown, whether by means of the cruciatus curse or by own his destitution when faced with certain death remain unclear. "Avada kedavra! Avada kedavra!" Dumbledore wailed calmly. Slytherin students fell to the floor en masse. After near every last member of the House of Slytherin laid dead before his outstretched legs, Dumbledore approach the still conscious Draco. "Hell will always be given to those who ask for it, my dear Draco." Dumbledore removed a ritual dagger from his robes and plunged it deep within Draco's heart, ending the Malfoy line once and for all. The prodigal of Slytherin's blood seeped down into the goblet beneath him, which Dumbledore had saved just for this occasion. As the blood finished pouring and the poor boy could stay upright no more, the headmaster cast the child's corpse aside and drank heartily from the chalice. Through blood-soaked teeth, the legendary Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore called for the attention of the remaining Hogwarts houses one last time. "A toast!" He proclaimed. "A toast, to gamers!" The students raised their own mugs in approval. What a magical year at Hogwarts!

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>>219972067
>Oh dear! Ron's died of diabeetus! How frightfully dreadful!

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>TRAOOOOL IN MY DUNGEON
>TRAOOOOL IN MY DUNGEON
>THOUGHT YOU OUGHT TO KNOW
*Collapses*
*Shits out a massive troll cum load*
*Children Screaming*
How did JK Rowling get away with this?

>>219974704
It’s ok, Snape quickly used a vanishing spell on the massive cumload

>>219974639
Yes, because that’s what it was. But they were using the vanishing spell the entire time they were expelling feces, so as soon as the feces left their anus it was vanished away, it didn’t get smeared on their skin or clothes, or run down their legs. It didn’t leave a smell, at least probably nothing more than a fart, so perhaps they waited until they were alone to poop same way people don’t fart in front others in polite society, but ya, it was just like farting, instead of letting out invisible gas that disperses into the air you let out poop than vanishes with magic.

Do students have raw sex and then point the wand into the vagina and instant vanish the cum?

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>>219972067
>Who wants to see my minge? Only ten bob a gander

>>219974949
I WANNA SEE HERMIONE'S GRANGER

I had a few chuggles reading this thread thank you

Holy samefag reddit thread

>>219974922
They instant vanish the whole body

>>219972067
based, fuck poorfags

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>>219974661
>four hundred... THOUSAND BILLION points to Gryffindor!

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>Have a butterbeer. Have two.

>>219974203
>anything from the trolly DEH-ears?

>>219974661
>Ganondorf
Wut

>>219972067
Greedy, stingy, and selfish is the name of the game with the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises written for people whose imaginative lives are confined to TV cartoons, and the exaggerated (more exciting, not threatening) mirror-worlds of soaps, reality TV and celebrity gossip?
Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>219972067
He didn't but everything you moron. Use your brain for a second, why would they but everything when they won't be able to eat it all?

>Guaranteed to hop in stomach
Why would I want this? Why did Rowling think this is something kids would want? Does she think kids would be swallowing live frogs if left to their devices?

>>219972067
I always took it to mean that he would buy some of everything.

>>219977173
>Buy everything
>Eat some and throw away the rest
Rich people do this daily

>>219977201
They only have one good jump in them, faggot.

>>219976973
You forgot the image. Try again.

>>219977201
>Guaranteed to hop in stomach
Fucking chew the frog, fatty. Are you a seagull and swallow everything whole?

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>We'll take

>>219972162
True, but in JK Rowling's writing fashion, that supply room doesnt exist on the train because she hasnt thought of that, and every other kid on the train didn't get the chance to buy candy after Harry's gratuitous order

>>219972351
He did. This is stated explicitly in the book.

>>219972262
based

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>>219972262
>gets fat and diabetes
karma, bet you wont take the stock again

>>219978573
>gets fat

Not with all those stairs at Hogwarts

>>219978489
Fat fucks

>>219979090
Eat shit, poor loser

>>219972067

Were the Potters more wealthy than the Malfoys?

>>219972351
Yes. Each one of everything.

>>219972067
When you grow up you realize how stupid HP is.

>>219972262
lmao

>>219979090
buy an ad

>>219974552
This spell wasn't invented in the indian wizard school

>>219980753
Do you mean you don't like the sport specifically designed to make the protagonist stand out?

Im not britbong so did he mean the whole inventory on the train? or just what was on the trolley?

>>219972162
There was actually supposed to be a scene showing the trolly lady restocking the cart and then Harry bursts into the room angrily shouting that when he asked for the lot, he meant the entire fucking lot. It was cut because they didn't think Daniel Radcliffe at the time was big enough to convincingly beat up the trolly lady, so the shots of a 6'2" man in a bad Harry Potter wig rabbit punching her and then choking her until she goes limp were really jarring.

>>219972262
The stock closet is bigger on the inside. Are you gonna buy a whole warehouse of candy?

>that 1h interval necroing
lol fucking cringe

>>219982690
Harry could buy that a thousand times over, his dad was a gigarich pureblood

>>219982839
>necroing
Not a thing here champ. Once a tread dies it dies. This one is still active

>>219977173
Just magic your stomach bigger. Retard

>>219972313
> Why didn't they just have the slave elves make some train snacks?
I thought wizards just made food with magic.Do they really still need to cook food supplied by others? What kind of gay magical setting doesn't immediately solve world hunger?

>>219983425
>I thought wizards just made food with magic.
Yes and no. They can't directly make food from nothing, but they can enlarge or duplicate food.

>>219974497
1. You can't magic things into existence I don't think. The food is made by house elves and teleported to the dining room, for example.
2. Wizards are retards

>>219978489
It's too fucking bright and colourful

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>>219972313
The cart It's from Honey Dukes, a candy shop from Hogsmeade, which is not far away from the school.

Is food killed by Avada Kedavra halal?

>>219983686
Like the Lord Christ!
They do celebrate Christmas...

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>>219974244

>>219974092
Imagine licking wet chocolate out of the trolley lady's arse and tonging her anus

>>219974661
>he said calmly

>>219972401
It's sentient and comes alive and rapes all your holes with tentacles formed form liquid shit

>>219983271
>thread dies
>some tranny(likely you) necros it after an hour
>has happened multiple times in the last 11 hours it's been up
link the discord troon

>>219985508
Touch grass.

>>219972067
Doesnt the lot mean one of everything

>>219985508
You dont understand how 4chan works nigger.

>>219974203
>"well take the lot"
>"nooo my sweet boy, youll take what you are given!"
*avada kedavras harry*
aaaaand fin.

Page 6? Not on my watch.

>>219972067
Did he even look what he was buying?

Bottom of the trolley could have been all lima bean stuffed brussel sprouts with spinach sauce.

>>219986750
No, basically comes from like auctions and shit where a bunch of shit can be sold as one 'lot' together, which stems from 'allotment' which is ironically different but related, (one's share), and even earlier the word is more chance/fate related, hence 'draw lots' and 'lottery', etc.

Kinda makes sense when you consider 'one's lot in life', and other uses of the word that still persist to this day.

>>219988338
it’s been 10+ years but I’m pretty sure she told them what was on the menu

>>219988839
That would probably have helped Ron, but Harry didn't know shit about those sweets. And many of them don't have very telling names.

>>219972067
are there wizard hookers?
there should be wizard hookers since they sell pretty much everything else in wizardland and there is wizard poverty.
what kind of services does a wizard whore provide?

>mansoor
i tell ya these players today have some crazy names

>>219976973
Even though I enjoyed the books a lot as a kid and even liked the first couple of movies well enough, I always smirk whenever I read this pasta because of the Stephen King dig at the end. Seriously, piss on that boomer turd

>>219974497
The Weasley aren't poor, they simply had a shit ton of kids which strained resources since only Authur worked and Molly was a stay at home mom. And magic can't make something from nothing is an official rule in the potterverse.

deh

>>219994183
Arthur was a high-ranking civil servant in the magic ministry, and Britain has a child benefit program (though I'm not sure how that would translate to their wizard currency).
Plus, the only time the books show us that they get a surplus of money, they immediately take the whole family on a trip to Egypt. That indicates that they simply aren't good at keeping their money together and waste it on fleeting luxuries.

>>219988338
He was a 10 year old thrust into a world of wonder and given access to a functionally limitless supply of money after a decade of misery. You are a fool if you are expecting sound fiscal decision-making

>>219994611
1 year of child benefits (for 1 child) would get you 64 Galleons which is 9 wands a year (according to the 7 Galleon cost Harry paid). There is ZERO REASON that Ron could not afford a new wand.

finally
after 17 hours of constant samefaggotry and inorganic bumps, we reached 100 posts
thank you for this blessing yahweh

ME WONT CANDEH, BOBBLGOM 'N TOFFAY MATE

>>219994611
>>219995301
the insurance premium for covering fred and george is rather high

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>>219974661
bloodthirsty gandalf is hilarious

>>219974661
he didn't say that

>>219996821
he didn't say that

>>219978489
peter pettigrew lying on a child's lap, eating candy

>>219996937
Yeah he did

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>>219972067
>weasleys own a big house and farm in the scottish countryside
>this was comically poor in 1997

>>219998050
they have seven kids and live on the salary of a low level government employee

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>>219974949
Ten bob? Bit steep
I'll give you half a curly wurly

>>219988338
Bruh, have you seen British food? That's probably a fucking delicacy for them

>>219974203
I was scrolling fast which made this 1000% more funny ty.

>>219998085
they have magic. lazy fuck ging's house looks like shit and why dont they farm or garden, clear that land out a little so your rickety retard house isnt getting swallowed by trees

>>219998182
rowling limited the magic with a bunch of rules

>>219998182
Nigger did you even read the books? They have a garden, there's even a chapter when Ron and Harry are out removing garden gnomes from it

>>219996821
She probably pulls this scam on all the n00bs. Little literal wiz-kids who show up with a shit-tonne of money on their first trip away from home. Probably walked off laughing to get one of her other trolleys to pull the same scam on the next rich kid. Malfoy probably bought a whole trolley too.

>>219982690
Harry could buy the whole fucking train and make the rest of the kids walk to Hogwarts, they should be thankful he only wants candy

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>>219972262
based. fuck the poor.

>>219998572
Draco hated race traitors, wealth had little to do with his views


Voldemort was right by the way

>>219998612
voldemort was a mongrel too

>>219998628
That doesn't change the fact that he was right

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>>219974704

>>219998661
then how come he lost?

>>219998612
>>219998661
Voldemort decided Harry was the one prophesied to beat him instead of Neville, who was a pure-blood. And Snape was his right hand man.

>>219978573
>MALE

>>219998612
>Draco hated race traitors, wealth had little to do with his views
weasleys weren't "race traitors", nobody married a muggle. there were as pureblood as the house of malfoy. Arthur was only interested in muggle life.

>>219998762
>Arthur was only interested in muggle life

They were both members of the order of the Phoenix and pro muggleborn, they were race traitors. Their son Ron cements it by marrying Hermione

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>>219974203

>>219982683
Why did I laugh so hard at this.

>>219974552
Why would indoor plumbing and sewerage be better than this? Toilets are our way of making waste disappear in as subtle a way as possible, but it still has to be maintained and the waste ends up in cess pools or treatment plants. Are you telling me the world wouldn't jump at the idea of it simply disappearing instantly, leaving no trace?

>>219974661
>outstretched legs
few

>>219982683
got me bricked up

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Name ten different full-time jobs in Harry Potter's cinematic universe. Literally what the fuck can you do in Magical Britain except sell snacks and teach magic? That's like 12 jobs total.

>>219982683
top kek

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>Yer a irish cunt, Harri!

>>219974609
Why even bother to shit, just send it to the shithole dimension directly from your colon

>>220001112
Well, just going by what the main characters went on to do: Auror, law enforcement, magical law career (judge/lawyer), Politics (Minister of Magic), Quidditch player, entrepeneur (joke shop owner, wand making, hospitality, etc), academics (zoology, herbology, etc).
Minor characters' careers: Public service, nursing/medicine, author, journalist, teacher, janitor, groundskeeper, bus driver.

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>Cho Chang

>>219974612
>>220001388
With all the self-aborted fetuses

>>220001112
Sitting in a shop waiting for 2 clients per year is comfy though. Or being the only specialist in a kind of magic in the whole world and offering your services like once a decade. Kino.

>>219998612
his father barely tolerated voldie and always chickened out or tried to scheme against him, he viewed him as an outsider from a low class background a usurper taking over an once aristocratic and venerable ideological movement, regardless of half blood status, thats why he hated the wesley's too

>>220001112
>tabloid journalist (for both magic and muggle news)
>teacher
>ministry drone
>quidditch coach/player
>quidditch pundit
>plumbing/horticulture/cooking related conjuring spells and potions experts
>exotic animals trader
>magical creatures vet
>magic injury wizard doctor
>whatever hagrid was
>whatever argus filch was
>aimless drifter like sirius black
>witch whore, like the delacours
>azkaban dementors handler
>photographer
>writer who is an imaginary antagonist of the deranged transphobic woman who wrote the book so she wrote you in as a character out of spite because your cheap paperback books were more popular among british housewives than hers

>>219995301
The being a ginger loicense ( which is due weekly ) was too expensive.

>>220002798
>>aimless drifter like sirius black
95% of the wizards would be doing this and it would be insanely based. Leisure class.

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>>219972162
t. Didn't read the book

>The trolley lady gasped in shock at Harry's announcement, but the gold in his hand made it apparent he was serious. She began to unload the candy into the room one package at a time, but Harry got to his feet and yanked the cart out of her hands with as much force as he could muster. "JUST DUMP IT YA GREAT GIT!" he bellowed calmly, turning the cart over spilling it's contents to the ground.
>The trolley lady sighed and righted the now empty cart and trudged back to the supply room to restock it with candy for the other children, but suddenly there was Harry and Ron stretching their legs into the room! "WHEN I SAID THE LOT I MEANT THE LOT!" Harry pulled out his wand and levelled it at the trolley lady. "CRUCIO!"
>She collapsed screaming in pain while Ron loaded a garbage bag full of the rest of the candy. "Please young sir!" the lady screamed. "No more!"
>"We should get them knickers off too," Ron said through a mouthful of delicious chocolate frog. He had pulled a Dumbledore card, which was nodding along with his suggestion and making lewd kisses toward the trolley lady.
>"Yer right," Harry said, sliding the storage room door closed. "We bought the lot, now we're going to take the lot you old bitch."
>Dumbledore's laughter echoed from the toy card as the shadows of the pair covered the trolley lady.

>>220003156
I didn't really get this part as a kid, but reading it now, it's pretty weird the editor let this in.

>>220003156
>words words words

>>220003156
>Harry and Ron stretching their legs
there it is

>>220003156
legs aren't the only things about to be stretched

>>220003156
weird i don't remember this part from this book

>>219998762
Ron's dad was literally a muggleboo who went for a low paying job studying muggles because he loved them so much

Cho Chang
Really?

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>>220003156
>but suddenly there was Harry and Ron stretching their legs into the room!

>>220003380
It was only in Philosopher's Stone, they removed it for Sorcerer's Stone and then added passages making sure that you knew Dean Thomas was black

>>219998473
Good. Serves 'em right, the little shits.

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>>220003156
>”GET HER RAGS OFF!” Harry screamed calmly

I can’t believe it, is this where based Todd Phillips drew inspiration for the violent rape scene in Joker 2??

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>>220003156
I'm dying here, anon

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>battle of hogwarts
>hermione didnt turn into a 200ft giantess and leveled the landscape with atomic farts
honestly? I stretched my legs and walked right out, garbage writing

>>219982683
This made me laugh a bit to much

>>219974497
Because in the mind of JK Rowling and in the Harry Potter universe poverty is genetic. So poor people can magic shit stuff.

>>220005419
I imagine people there only work in order to buy magical garbage and pay taxes, as everything you need to survive you can just do with magic; hell, even housing you can solve with a suitcase.

>>220003156
JK Rowling truly was a literary genius
shame about the whole obsession with trans people

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>>220007865
>MALE!

How did Hogwarts not get shut down after the first year?

How is the magic school in Africa too poor to use actual sticks for wands??????

>>220007865
>literary genius

I swear the Ministry of Magic is a political system led by a cadre of Donald Trumps. Literally everything they do is retarded, ignorant, arrogant and self-obsessed.

>deploys the barely tame soulmurder demons to a school to "protect" it against one escaped killer
Just the first thing that comes to mind.

>>220007803
how much did you get for this post??

>>220008558
What on God's green Earth are you even talking about?

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>>219982683

my fucking sides this thread

W thread

>>219972067
I don't think people understand the context of this scene. Harry grew up with the Dursleys treating Dudley like the special boy, bestowing him with all sorts of presents. The trolly scene is a moment of rebellion for Harry, him realizing that he now has the wizard money to be the special boy. The other kids on the train don't matter, what matters is Harry opening the next chapter of his life.

>>220009081
>The other kids on the train don't matter
Yeah, that much is obvious.

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>>220003156
Glad I went on /tv/ today

>>220009170
tell that to the sissies on /tv/
>oh wahhhhh
>what if Pansy Parkinson wanted a chocolate frog?

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>>220003156
>He had pulled a Dumbledore card, which was nodding along with his suggestion and making lewd kisses toward the trolley lady.

>the discord linked /v/ tourists ans redditors
Now they're capping unfunny trash to take home

>>219972067
since when do trains sell tasty confectionery, it's always like shitty several days expired sandwiches, basic drinks and it's like 5x in price.

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>>220004386
>Ministry of Magic, holding cell. Minister Shacklebolt and Auror Williamson sit across from a shackled Death Eater recruit, a nameless goon in tattered robes.
>"You were at the final battle. Tell us what happened," says Shacklebolt.
>Prisoner stares, then speaks in a hollow monotone.
>"We had them. Potter's body was out, the Order's lines shattered. Then Granger drank something. Shot up two hundred feet, screaming about bad Hagrid's rock cakes, her gut swollen like a blimp."
>"She turned, arched her back, and unleashed the first salvo. Sounded like a battery of 420mm howitzers, shockwave vaporized the front rank. Then the gas: thick, mustard-green, reeking of rotten eggs and cabbage. A magical phosgene. Black Mark masks were useless."
>Shacklebolt: "Gas? You mean—"
>"She farted. Repeatedly. Wind like a hurricane filled with poison. Three volleys wiped a whole company. Gurg's giant troop collapsed, eyes watering, vomiting. Yaxley ran, got caught mid-air by a concussive blast - turned into pink mist. Dementors just dissolved."
>"It was worse than the Somme. Constant barrage, each tremble like a trench mortar hit. I saw Macnair claw at his throat, turn purple. The stench, ungodly... I cast Bubble-Head, but a second wave broke it. Granger shrieked: 'Oh gods, the treacle tart!' and then another broadside."
>"Within thirty minutes, our army was a field of twitching, gassed bodies. Last I remember, she rubbed her stomach, groaning about prune juice, and I passed out from the fumes."
>"When I woke, I was here."
>Shacklebolt looks at Williamson.
>"Merlin's beard."

>>220009367
It's magical train, not some shitty muggle train

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You're not seriously still watching Harry Potter in 2026? That's gonna be a yikes from me.

Why is potterposting so good?

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>>220013046
i don't know but these threads always make me laugh like a retard

>>219972262
Othercarsbros, our response?

>>220013046
Lots of samefagging and with the IP counter removed you can keep pretending your own posts are "good"
For example this brown >>220012554 samefagging over and over to desperately keep the thread alive

>>220013325
Holy schizo

>>219980626
No, but due to Harry being spending all his time either in a school dorm or in his aunt and uncles house, and being in many ways completely cut off from wizard social obligations he can make his money go "farther". The Malfoys, being aristocrats, have to spend a lot of their money on things like up keeping a fancy mansion, throwing big social events, political bribes, feeding the slaves, etc (plus there's three of them). Harry's on the other hand a bachelor whose only ongoing expenses are tuition and textbooks. This means that until he becomes an adult and has to start paying rent/mortage and for his own meals, he has a lot of money he can just throw around without worry.

>>220013124
for me it's a bunch of retarded movies that a bunch of retarded white women like. mocking that and the awkward scenes is funny enough, but then watching white women fight each other over supporting trannies makes it even funnier. Harry Potter is stupid gay shit but now? its presence immediately pisses off the most annoying people on the internet. I'll gladly shit post and enjoy it. fuck trannies.

Posting in a blessed thread. Stay mad tranny >>220013325

>>220014598
lets stretch some more legs

>>220013325
The only thing funnier than this thread is your attempt at passing sweetheart

>>220012554
>>220013066
Troons only matter to the rope companies.

>>220015463
>lets stretch some more legs
Whose?

>>219997590
Living the life

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>>220009367
>>220010201
It's also a charter train that only runs 4 days per year (to school in September, home and back around Christmas, home in June), not some poorfag train that's moving nonstop

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>>220003156
Really Rowling? What a randy one she is.

Why didn't Harry buy Hogwarts and abolish Slytherin?

>>219972067
>I'LL TAKE THE LOT!
>AND THEN I'LL TAKE UR ASS AS MY PRIZE!
>*vigorously buttfucks the old lady*

>>220003156
What a terrific website!

>>220015911
Underrated

It's amazing how these threads still make me laugh 25 fucking years after the movie came out.

>>220007865
they hate her because tells the truth

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>>220015843

>>220015911
Lmao

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>>219972067
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiE31WOPTa8&list=LL&index=1

>>219974661
:)

>>219974497
Other wizards are actively putting squalor spells on the entire weasley family

>>220003156
Holy kek that's pasta I assume

>>220018356
>Thank you students, thank you. It is my pleasure to be your new headmaster as of this year
>It is quite great that we no longer have distractions such as that grindiwald or hitler character, so I think we can move onto the new task at hand
>Right now I want to celebrate diversity at hogwarts. please, all trans, indian, and especially our transfer students from uganda. yes we are all familiar with your amazing wandless magic
>Now, first I would like to say thank you sirona, for your many years of service at hogsmeade. Next I would like to say
>AVADA KEDAVRA. AVADA KEDAVRA. YES YES NO WHERE TO HIDE NOW, WE ARE ALL QUITE TIRED OF YOUR KIND. DAMN THAT HITLER FOR NOT FINISHING THE JOB. AVADA KEDAVRA. FROM THIS DAY FORWARD NO MORE NIGGERS OR TRANNIES AT HOGWARTS UNTIL THE DAY I DIE!
He said calmly