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The shittiest movie EVER MADE
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>>219972258
No. That would be Prisoners (2013)
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>>219972258

I concur with that. It is the only movie I've ever walked out on. 10 minutes is all I could do. It was so bad it pissed me off.
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>>219972258
Rise of Skywanker is shittier
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>>219972258
It felt rushed, I think it would have worked better as a show
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It looked like dogshit from the start so I never cared.
For me, the first movie I truly got mad from watching was Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland. And this is while also knowing it was supposed to be a children's movie.
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i did not care for the godfather
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>>219972802
I don't know if that would have saved it or just prolonged the suffering, but yeah, cramming your original space opera into a movie where your main character from earth has to learn about aliens in the first place is a tall order.
many other movies managed though, mind you.
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>>219972258
The horse flies and is a dog, Russel Crowe is worse at accents than at singing, the main couple have 0 chemistry and time is a suggestion.
Just plain weird.
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>>219973006
looks like someone forgot to attach the pic
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>>219972258
Were the directors male or female
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>>219972879
But I like dogs…
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I want to have sex with the alien lizard dragon men.
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>>219972910
Even if you didn't like it, the shittiest you've ever seen? Bad pasta.
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>>219972258
and I love it. Probably watched it 3 or 4 times.
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>>219972258
I watched it. If you compare it to 99 % of movies made after 2020 it is a great movie. Compare it to other movies at that time and it is pretty mediocre.
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>>219972295
Jesus what a heap of shit that was
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>>219972258
That's not BvS
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>>219972258
Enh. It was a rewrite and a good edit away from being decent, but they probably ran out of time in pre-production and had a schedule to keep so the draft they used was clunky.
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>>219972258
>be the heir of an intergalactic empire and owner of Earth
>decides to work in a literal shit job instead of improving the life of the people
Who allows mentally ill people (trans and women) to do films?
How are they allowed?
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I turned it off when I saw Eddie Redmayne camping it up like a massive fag.
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>>219972295
That movie rules
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>>219977969
No.

It doesn't.
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>>219972879
I went to that on a low dose of mushrooms and hated it and couldn't tell what I was hallucinating or what was gay sfx.
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>>219977985
It totally does.
Just the right amount of suspense and Jake and Huge's performances are awesome.
Probably the best Denis movie.
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there's a certain style to those later wachowski movies like this and speedracer though. of course i couldn't make it through either and i dont think i made it past thirty minutes into this one but im not willing ot dismiss it completely
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>>219972258
Yep. Good contender for one of the worst movies out there
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>>219972258
Prisoners (2013) is much worse.



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