>ssshhhhhhhhhhhh>now ehren is going to transition to a woman>let's send him to a bar and see if he passes>omg omg he got one!!!!!!then>here's this hot girl that's a part of the new crew>we're going to sit her in a chair and see hot long it takes her to show us her tits>we're going to blur it out for you>OMG FIVE MINUTES!!!>FIVE MINUTES!!!!!!!>SHE FELL FOR THE CHAIR!!!!>SHE FELL FOR THE CHAIR!!!>tits blurred outthen>ok here's our newest crew member tyrus >we're going to send him in to the local cvs with a list of items to buy>without a company credit card>let's see how much he steals and asks us for a reimbursement>HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA>HE WANTS $500 FOR $30 WORTH OF PRODUCT!!!!>THIS GUY IS INSANE!!!!!jackass 5
I presume none of them will be allowed to even have a beer during filming again because Steve-O is a fucking cunt.
BamBros, our response?
lol when are they going to finally admit they're too old and over the hill to keep doing this bullshit
I appreciate Ehren putting in so much effort in 4 but he overacts so much to things that it’s just not as funny
>>219979369Do you have an example for this? youtube link maybe?
>>219979246/ourguy/ moved on and isn't stuck living in the past like the rest of the jackflop crew
>>219979369>>219980115the bear thing is overreacting in j4. he's clearly pretending like massive safety measures aren't already in place for a damn movie. and the rest of the crew is fake laughing under the guise that ehren is actually scared.
They’ve always overreacted to stuff. See all the fake dry retching they do in the previous movies.
>>219978829I genuinely believed Wee Man was dead from headbutting a bowling ball for like a year or two in the mid 00s. Then I heard someone say he died from eating his own weight in salt and actually looked it up.
>>219978829I look forward to seeing zoomers filming themselves doing dangerous stupid shit like we did 20 years ago watching the original stuff. They're too dumb to avoid getting killed by it.
>>219981204>Then I heard someone say he died from eating his own weight in salt and actually looked it up.wtf lol
>>219978829this shit only worked when internet and video platforms were in their infancy, who the fuck is paying to watch a jackass movie in the current year?
>>219979246I'm just waiting for that new season of Viva La Bam they were apparently filming around West Chester recently.
Found the original show on archive.orgCurrently watching the episodes, getting constantly hit by nostalgia, chuckles and actual belly laughs.
>>219981014ok but i havent seen the movie so i dont know what sceneres you are referring to its why i asked if oyu maybe have a youtube link but dont worry if you dont
>>219978829>MILLENIAL SLOP
>>219979246Bam moved on from jackflop, he's got his own show
>>219981972hello how are you
>>219978829>let me deliberately harm my body>it's so funny!mutts are spawns of satan
>>219979246No way we won't be in the movie even just for a cameo
>>219982058hello maybe he'll be in the blooper real
Let this be a lesson that you should have a 401k or a IRA or something similar so this isn't you when you're 60.
>>219979246You mean earthrocker bros
>>219978829Jackass 4 was pretty forgettable and all the new people suck. Maybe if they had just kept going after the third one instead of taking a 12 year break, but the edge is gone
>>219978829This shit sucked even by nu-jackass standards. Shit new cast outside of poopies, legacy cast barely does fuck all out of the occasional stevo bit, and the whole throughline of this being the big finale means nothing because a quarter of the cast isn't even there and that was the point of 3. Also chick that's just there because she's fucking Knockville is obnoxious and LE FRIGGIN CRAZY for licking a taser. Wow, that's never been done. How about she tased her citreous? No? That's okay, she's just one of the guys!
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>>219979246WASTED AND WOUNDED
>>219978829Do you think the movie theater will have dumb teenagers like we were when we first saw Jackass or us showing up just glad to see they're alive?
>>219978829>HEY IM JOHNNY KNOXVILLE AND THIS IS THE SHOOTING RANGE>camera pans over and all the jackass guys are standing about fifty yards down an indoor shooting range. Giggling, in only underwear with blindfolds and hands obviously over their nuts>HEHE READY BOYS>Johnny asks to the five men in combat gear with m4 carbine standing behind a line spray painted on the ground>FIRE>the men with rifles open fire on the jackass guys >OH HEHEHE THATS LOOKS LIKE IT HURTS>Johnny says as his friends are being shot to death>as the shooting stops Johnny runs over to the corpses of his friends and laughs and points at them and picks up their arms and legs and flops them around as blood pools around them>JEESE THAT WAS CRAZY!>WHAT A BLAST!>he says before he pulls out a pistol and blows his brains out
>>219986344>Not having him run over to kick dead Weeman in the nuts
>>219980676This. Same with Brandon, he wanted nothing to do with Hollywood at all and opted not to be in the movies.
WE GOT MACHINE GUN KELLY IN A LAWN CHAIR AND WERE GONNA PUSH HIM INTO A POOL. LMAAAAAOOOO.
>>219978829Oh my fucking god you’re actually doing this thread again. At least you changed the OP picrel this time though little buddy.
Haha dewds steveo here im gonna get Trans Rights tattooed on my shoulder while we ride e scooters in a roundabout hahah yeah dooodz!!
>>219979221Given how liquor ruined Steve o and Bam's life and killed Ryan Dunn, it was the smartest move they could have made
Never mind Jackass, where the fuck can I watch Dirty Sanchez?
>>219987185The only drunk problem they had was Erin. Steve blow was on all the drugs
>>219986939This doesn't make any sense to anyone watching this and probably not even to bam
Listening to radio bam right now. Man I miss the 00s.
I'M EHREN MCGEHEY AND THIS IS INJECTING FENTANYL INTO STEVE-O'S BALLS.
We really are 30 year old boomers after all.
>>219979246Let’s get gay
>>219987807I feel like we need an edit of that using the Jackass crew's faces to be more accurate.
>>219987701I know those guys. Fixxed or TanboyMiguel they have some bangers
>>219987185The entire theme of this franchise is self destruction. That's the whole reason people watch. If no one hurt themselves, no one would care.
>>219978829It's almost guaranteed to be worse than the last one.
>>219988330>It's almost guaranteed to be worse than the last one.i desperately wanted the last one to be funny/good, but it was trash
>>219981014Also even the “he fell for the soup” was obvious that he knew something was coming. He stayed on the floor like he was knocked out and then finally got up. Just doing too much
>>219990385maybe i'm retarded, but i still think the high five prank was totally legit
