>exciting>high stakes>funny>has SOVL >rocky is great >goose kills it >amazing visuals >terrific score >no political/woke bullshit>universally acclaimed by critics and audiences alike yet hated by /tv/. why does this movie cause so much seethe here?
It's popular. Board is full of contrarians.
>>219980197it's directed by those kikes who produced the miles morales niggerman movies. i don't support white genocide no matter how "exciting" or "SOVL" it is
>>219980396>producedLiterally meaningless
lol imagine being this mich of a pleb OP 100% is brown and posts on /v/
>>219980430I'm borderline albino and don't even know what /v/ is. I use /tv/ and /sp/ and occasionally /ck/
Reddit: In Space
>>219980396>white genocideThe movie is literally about a white American man who saves the world. 80% of the entire film Gosling is the only person on screen
>>219980426oh i'm sorry, they wrote the screenplay too, is that enough for you or do i need to supply more for you to consider the idea that other people don't share your manchild "just watch this heckin fun moobie" sensibilities?>>219980495i don't care, i'm not supporting kikes who actively engage in blackwashing
>>219980396/pol/ isn't real budgo ahead and touch grasstoo much internet rots your brain
>>219980396>IS THIS MOVIE LEFT OR RIGHT? IS IT BLUE GUYS OR RED GUYS? I NEED TO KNOW
>>219980523make sure you aren't using school wifi to post here anon. you might get detention
>>219980539neither, it's kiked. they play both sides. learn the esau gambit. >>219980546make sure you ARE being monitored by your kike masters for your shillposts so that they reward you with adequate shekels.
Sometimes I forget most anons are legit mentally ill. Sad state of affairs
>>219980396damn they have never created a bad movie ,I kneel total kike cinema redemption
>>219980577>The "Esau Gambit" refers to the biblical story in Genesis
>>219980197I loved the first third or so, the rest I liked but not as much.
it was better than interstellar nolan slop.
>>219980577>it's kiked!!!>read this story from THE TORAH to find out
>>219981290>>219981341>newfag literally used ChatGPT because he got confused by the meme>still got it wronggrim. goes to show people who shill in these threads are outsiders who don't know memes.
>>219980197it was great, the people here that hate it never saw it
>>219980525reddit isn't real budgo ahead and touch grasstoo much internet rots your brain
Stratt was nicer in the movie than in the books and it just felt wrong. The whole karaoke scene was stupid.
>>219980197As a dude with no family, kids or pets who isn’t extremely depressed and kinda quirky, I felt super bad for him when they were basically saying it as another reason for it being okay for him to die. I would just chill with the Rock people for the rest of my life honestly
>>219981633that's why it appeals so much to loners, it's about a human who couldn't fit in well with his own species and found friends instead with another one
>>219981633Childless people’s lives are worth much less than parents. The entire purpose of life is to reproduce and raise good kids. Simple biology.
>>219981724Nah fuck that trad shit. Society does not make a nuclear family feasible. There used to be social support for making families, there isn't anymore.
>>219980197I liked it a lot, I look forward to people talking about it more here when its not theater exclusive
>>219981852>society doesn’t make it feasible Jesus Christ you retards actually believe /pol/ and it’s terrifying to think anyone can take that shit seriously
>>219983048OK Peter Griffin, how many grandchildren do you have?
Your entire praise for this movie is part of the marketing kekhttps://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-features/hopecore-hollywood-needs-vibe-shift-project-hail-mary-1236548560/
>>219983205>enjoying the movie is marketingMentally IllI'm not reading whatever the gay article is btw
>>219983170I’m 26 why would I have grandkidsI have a son and daughter
>>219983205>NOOOO YOU CANT MAKE A FUN, POSITIVE, FAMILY FRIENDLY MOVIE NOOOOOOOOOO
>>219981370You told me to read some fucking jew story, are you retarded? Like seriously, are you retarded?
>>219981468yeah i don’t get the hate. it was the best movie ive seen in theaters in years
>>219981509They had to humanize her character. Make her seem vulnerable. You lot complain about the karaoke scene, without that scene you’d complain about the infallible boss bitch calling all the shots while the men are dummies
>>219980197I just watched it. Was cozy and nice. Solid movie
>>219980396Struck a nerve
>>219980396Most stable 4chan anon
>>219985475This. It’s not incredible but it’s solid. Exceeded my expectations
>>219980197I give /tv/ the benefit of the doubt for being jaded. There always just one (1) good white lead movie these years
>>219981509I don't know what she's like in the books but I really liked Stratt in the movie, largely because she was nice. It was refreshing to see a no nonsense competent boss type that isn't a complete cunt and seems to understand that the people working under her will respond better if she doesn't treat them like shit.
>>219989241She's such a complete cunt in the book that she expects to be tried as a war criminal after the Hail Mary is launched. Movie cuts out a lot of the enormous effort it took to build the ship.
>>219980197I’m gonna go see it again tonight
>>219991986based
>>219980197incels hate science and humor
>>219980197How was it not woke? They made the rock alien gay for no reason
>>219984169>doesn't know about the meme>goes on a wild goose chase on some jew story insteadkek, retarded newfag
>>219992256His species has one gender you stupid faggot. Homosexuality and heterosexuality don’t exist
>>219989241>>219990028i read the book, havent seen the film yet, she is exactly like the first post describes her. she's ruthless but not a cunt about it. if anything, her continuous>i fully expect to be tried for war crimes/go to hellschtick felt out of place because she never really did anything evil or even cruel as an ends-justifies-the-means trade, except for tricking grace
>>219994546yeah she wasn't a cunt at all in the bookshe was pragmatic in the face of an impossible task
>>219994546did you forget the part about using nuclear weapons to warm the planet??
andy weir is a shit writer the movie did the part where rocky gives grace the astrophage way better than the book. that's the best scene in the movie.
>>219995930That was a weighed decision with clear risk reward. Nuke warm or everyone dies. Why would anyone think thats an evil or cruel decision? At worst its defendable, that doesnt make her a cunt
>>219996328>I thought you made peace, question?>I didn't mean *any* of that.
>>219983205it's a marketing scheme for people to enjoy hopecore when everything's shit
>>219997241>youre having hope wrong
>>219996328Andy Weir, similar to someone like a Matt Dinniman, is an objectively bad writer but a good storyteller.He's the kind of writer that understands what makes a story compelling and the ingredients to get there, which allows a good set of filmmakers to elevate that material into a much more robust and effective film.Frankly, that's the exact kind of book that should get a film adaptation, instead of trying to go after the grand epics or books that are compelling in large part thanks to their quality of writing.
>>219983205>uhhhh ackshually anon if you like the same things as a critic that makes them heckin' invalid
>>219997316Stephen King is like this too. Hate his prose but enjoy his storytelling.
