do some men really have problems with licking pussy?
>>219981359Why do zoomers pretend like it legitimately tastes good? Not that they’ve ever done it
>>219981359I'm not kissing a woman after my dick's been in her mouth. Why would I want mine where my dick went?
you can get fucking throat CANCER from it and die, why the fuck would you lick something full of dangerous viruses??
>>219981397heh insecure toxic male detected
>>219981397I eat pussy before my dick goes in it, then I usually try to make her cum again before I nut, but if I don't, it doesn't matter because she already came.
It's gross. I never did it, and will never do it.>hurr but do you expect her to blow you?No. We only do sex leg locking and looking in the eyes. Maybe french kissing. penis go in vagooooo and that's it!
>>219981432That is only true if you have a village bicycle with HPV isn't it?
>>219981432Why would you put your dick somewhere you wouldn't put your mouth?>>219981577Okay virgin.
>>219981359It's putting yourself in a submissive position to a female, of course you're going to lose respect over it.
>>219981359Hank had some hot ass tail
>>219981691Not what submissive means.
>>219981395>brings up zoomers for literally no reason???????????????????
>>219981359The number one cause of oropharyngeal cancer was just revealed to be cunnilingus (eating pussy) It's funny because the girl that I currently use as a fantasy projection to overcome my sexuality probably would have given me this issue if I'd hooked up with her. Or maybe I'm reading into it and she wasn't into me>sitting with her alone on couch>starts telling me about a guy with a micro dick she met>ok>starts talking about facials>tell her I think it's a waste of time to cum on a girls face>"I know right that's what my mouth is for">several years later>remember that someone told me she divorced her ex when he got cancer >she was a real malignant and misogynistic person>always wonder if she had HPV and I dodged a bulletI've gone down on three women and have been spared of HPV. It's really unlikely won't go down on a 4th for a number of reasons
>>219981878I mean, I am not telling you to be promiscuous but isn't there literally a vaccine for HPV now?
>>219981444Nigger, I do basically the same as you but you writing out like this comes across as gay. Like you do too much talking about your sexual proclivities and that is fundamentally homosexual behavior.
>>219981957>fundamentally homosexual behavior.No, anon, I think fundamental homosexual behavior would be fucking guys, not eating pussy and talking about it. Call me crazy for that take.
I know many men do have an issue with it but I LOVE LOVE LOVE eating pusy
>>219981910>trusting vaccinesJk. In all seriousness though, your inoculation is only good against the specific strain used if there are multiple strains, it may not give any, or only partial protection. CDC data on the flu vaccines had years in the 2010s where the flu vaccine was loke 20%effective because the strain used was only 1 of 5 or six that year.
The only problem I have with eating pussy is not having enough pussy to eat.
>>219981359And then you get cancer. Is it worthy?
>>219981434retarded cumdrinking foid detected
>>219982351hpv vaccines exist retard
>>219981359Michael Douglas had problems with it
>>219981359I love going down on a woman. It's fun and hot and they love it. They put their feet on your shoulders and buck against your mouth and tongue like you're the saddle of a mechanical bull they're riding. Pro-tip: you're supposed to lick the clit, young guys, not stick your tongue up her pussy.
My wife stopped sucking my dick when she became a mom, and it s a big beautiful dick.
>>219981397Yet you'll eat a sandwich after jerking off.
>>219981395It depends on the womanMy first girlfriends pussy I could have replaced air with the smellMy wife it's bad.
>>219982426>you're supposed to lick the clit, young guys, not stick your tongue up her pussy.Wait, did anons actually fuck that up? Lol, it was too ez to figure that one out
>>219981359Im a germophobe so it grosses me out. Its literally damp and moist 24/7. Perfect environment to breed bacteria and foul smells
>>219981691You're retarded You can hold women down and eat them outOr tie them up The submission part is you being a pathetic faggot
>>219982457why are you self-reporting, anon?
>>219981359>>219981395>>219981397>>219981577>>219981691>Guys, if you make love to a woman, pleasure her, and make her cum, you’re actually gayIs this why boomers have a 90% divorce rate? Jesus
>>219982428>he fell for itlmao
>>219982477It's how these retards are getting HPV and throat cancer. Your tongue should not be entering her pussy and you aren't supposed to suck on the vagina or whatever you retards are doing. Tongue to clit, lick it and flick it.
>>219981359I used to think this when I was young but your mind changes really quick when 30y+ pussy is on the menu. It's not nearly as appetizing and that's putting it lightly.
>>219982543It's not just boomers, embryo.
>>219982555that's why you get her to bleach it
>>219982543wow, who actually said this?
>>219981397I used to be like this but my ex really liked snowballing and got me into it, it's hot
>>219981910>nowIt's been out for like 20 years or so
>really like the idea of making a girl cum with my tongue>but im a permavirgin
>>219982610>snowballingSounds gross, but hey i get it. When a partner is into weird shit, sometimes you get sucked in too. An ex of mine was into me calling mommy. Weird shit
>>219981359you might as well lick it, you never know what might come out.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MPHyR92MQic
>>219982506>i'm not gay but $20 is $20... with extra steps
>>219981806>brings up eating pussy on /tv/ for literally no reasonIt’s only opinion on eating pussy that I’ve really got, based on my zoomer friends. Your jimmies rustled?
>>219982883youre implying that millennials and gen x didnt lick pussy which is retarded and shows that you are either an insular NEET retard with little life experience (most likely) or a zoomer larping as a millennial.
>>219982953No I’m literally not implying that??? I’m referring to the numerous occasions I’ve heard my zoomniggas talk about eating pussy as if it’s chocolate ice cream with complete candor
>>219981359Great and underrated show
>>219982995(NTA) that Sinners movie zoomers adore is basically a pussy eating propaganda, characters having no less than three discussions about it, and being filmed one time (after the musical number!!)
>>219982798Im autistic and hate weird shit and it's ruining my relationships because all of the women are blown the fuck out by the time they reach my age and want you to wear a gimp suit and a leather mask that looks like their father while doing yoga poses in order to enjoy sex. I'm not saying it needs to be missionary for the sake of procreation but I cant get over how nasty all of that shit feels.
>>219982995i dont know why you think your anecdote of weird friends somehow means its some generational trend. are you this low IQ and shallow in your analysis of the world?
>be me in hs>gf invites me over to "watch a movie">lures me into the bedroom>figure we're gonna fuck>instead i'm still clothed while she's buck naked with her legs yoked around my neck>wtf>'stick your tongue in it and move it around'>girls back then (early 90s) are rockin that CLASSIC BUSH; pic related>plus she's Italian so it's like chewing through wire obstacles on D-Day>she blows her load like three times in five minutes>great; i'm good at it, so i now have to munch her clam all the fucking time>but i bust her balls all the time about her Italian hedge>so when i'm lowering her pink panties over her eager, plump teen thighs, i say a line from a movie>right as her bush is busting out from beneath her panties like when those nfl players with afros would take off their helmets and there afros would explode>either>WE'VE GOT BUSH!!!>or>THERE'S MORE HAIR...>DOWN THERE!!!She'd just seethe briefly with a sigh, 'cause she knew she had to put up with my mouth to get her clit smoked.
Me? I love licking girls in the Asswhole but I hsre liking pussy. Ain't exciting at all
>>219982822How have you not caught a ban from spamming your channel all the time?
>>219983094>i love licking shit from a literal shitholeyou are fucking disgusting and lower than an indian
>>219982474I used to have a gf that had a pussy that was almost sweet. I loved eating it. As we grew older the taste changed and I didn't like it as much, so I think age/hormones might have something to do with it too
>>219981878Are you gay?
>>219983118You've never licked a girl in the ass, and it shows
>>219983080>she blows her load>her ballsanon i...
I used to cut that little flap of skin under my tongue all the time until I was like 25. But I spend less and less time there as the pussy gets older and more decrepit.
>>219983171some women have dicks, anon, deal with it
>>219983194vaginal crepitus is probably a pandemic among /tv/ posters
>>219983171>>219983279no no i meant figuratively
>>219983069You really just want to argue about literally anything don’t you?
>>219981983It was the way you talked about it. >here is how I have sex and nut inside a girl>>219982040Flu isn't HPV though.
>>219981359its all fun and games until you wake up and your beard/stache smells like box for the entire day despite scrubbing your face
>>219983543you are what u eat
>>219981359Yes. Black men used to be notorious for not going down on women. Now they eat da poopoo, which is somehow less objectionable.
>>219981878>the girl that I currently use as a fantasy projection to overcome my sexualitywhat the fuck is this supposed to mean
>>219983598of all my friends the only one who i know has eaten ass was a white guy.
>>219981359Rather than the taste, its the smell that may or may not be an acquired tasteThis can vary a lot from woman to woman, but some do have strong smells (I dont mind tho, I already got used to the point of craving it)The taste is usually too mild or neutral to be impactful
>>219983678So all the rap songs are lying? That other thread about the lesbos and gynocentrism and women's pleasure and watching chicks have sex and then they lick the other chick's asshole and you ejaculate to it and then you have a fixation for your whole life.
I've never been with a woman with a stinky cunt. All my exes have smelled and tasted great. Except for one who didn't like me going down on her. Not that she smelled bad its just i never ate her pussy.
>>219983745rappers are the fakest most inauthentic category of black people. they are carriacatures by nature.
>>219983745not that many rap songs talk about eating ass, and if they do they are often quite ironic and the rapper is playing a character. i feel like its always white guys joking about eating ass online
>>219983780that's why all the niglets try to emulate them?nigga yo gay
>>219983874getting defensive there bubba
>>219981359It's just really hot to give pleasure to your partner, it's simple as that
>>219983874Kevin Hart has a popular bit where he talks about his wife revealing that he eats her ass. Black people don't do that kind of thing if they know they'll be shunned.
>>219983972I think this is a modern view that stems from having watched other people have sex in media and pornography. Instinctually, you would only have sought out behaviors that were pleasurable to you, but in the age of visual voyeurism we have sort of internalized the idea of sex as a performance.
>>219981359Not risking cancer just because she wants her box eaten
>>219983874https://www.complex.com/music/a/edwin-ortiz/25-times-rappers-rapped-about-eating-booty
I stopped when I learnt the vagina is "self cleaning" and absorbs semen, so realistically, its hyper gay, especially in 2026 with how promiscuous everyone is, I would only eat the pussy of a virgin woman.
>>219984164Only time you see a pussy is when you look in the mirror.
>>219982426how do you know your e actually onguing it tho, since you cant see down there when youre that close (the tongue itself cant differentiate by feel)
>>219981397Tasting your own cum isn't gay unless you gargle it
>first girlfriend loved oral>pussy tasted fucking great>loved to eat her out>think all pussy tastes like this>we break up over stupid teenage bullshit>get another gf>tell her how much i love eating pussy >we finally get a chance to fuck when her house is empty>face hadn't even gotten close to it yet when i smell it>something is wrong>what is this smell >gf senses my hesitation>asks whats wrong>lie>say something to the effect of just admiring her pussy>dive in hoping the taste is better at least>nope>its worse>concentrated smell now on my tongue>fight the urge to gag>force myself through it anyway and make her cum>break up with her the next day>never go down on a woman againthanks for reading my blog
>>219984649that fish pussy just ain't tasty
>>219984649what was the smell like tho?
>>219984649You had found your hormonal mate and squandered it for the lie of playing the field.
>>219985190Grim. Takes a long time to recover from that and find a good one again.
>>219985121It's like stale trash.But it's actually very simple:After a woman had her period her pussy is clean (obviously), but it also depends on when she last took a shower or what type of clothes she's wearing.Skirts usually leave enough ventilation for a healthy mucus and less risk of infection.Don't eat dirty cunt, you can get an infection in your mouth and end up havin the same stink under your nose for a week.
>>219983972that's what the heroin dealer said /honk honk
>>219985121fish starts to decay very quickly, when it's out of the water... that gives that characteristic fish smellif u really dont kno it, go to a fish market... or buy a fresh fish and smell if before u cook it, implying u r not american lolanyway it's not a bad smell by any means, except that it's kinda characteristic of dead things and associating it with living things is kinda... u kno... inappropriate?>>219985446yeah basically the vagina is in a constant state of decay... and it gets worse as it ages as the cells get refreshed slower and slower so the decay (basically half-dead and slowly decomposing cells) stays longer and longer
>>219981359If you eat pussy in 2026 you may as well just get a list of every guy she's fucked that week and go suck their dicks.A wise man doesnt lick the plate unless hes certain hes the only one eating.
last girl i ate squirted into my mouthstrangely it tasted bland and not salty
>>219982861>I'm not gay but when I imagine eating pussy I'm actually thinking about if other people will imagine me sucking cockYou're a faggot through and through Get your t checked gayboy
