Wait, Shredder is some manlet Japanese dude? LMAOI went from fearing him to laughing my ass off when this was revealed.
Manlet incel pedo
We’re you expecting the Addams Family?
>>219983310Why did you think he wasn't Japanese? Was it the thick Japanese accent? Maybe the backstory about him being from Japan?
>>219983662Wait, the Ninja Turtles aren't WHITE ARYAN Chads?!
>>219983310he kicks everyone's ass so you should still fear him
>>219983310>manletIs he not huge in the movie? Every iteration of shredder I remember hes like 2-3 feet taller than the turtles
>>219983310he's supposed to be 6'5" human, 8 or 9' super shredder.
>>219983703Doesn’t he trip off a roof cause splinter stuck his foot out?
>>219983764We've all made the mistake of not watching our step when making a revenge charge with a spear.
Nigga Turtles is hilarious.
>>219983728>Every iteration of shredder I remember hes like 2-3 feet taller than the turtlesThey were quite short compared to humans in the 1987 cartoon.
>>219983870That's actually a very good point. I was exclusively thinking of him compared to the turtles and the yet smaller Splinter
>>219983870April is so fucking hot
he's just a regular guy, why not just get a gun and shoot him in the face?
>>219983837Ive carried a single nunchuku up my sleeve for the past 36 years because of this
>>219983310He's an old school high test samurai jap, not a new age anime watching jap
>>219983974Normally he wears a metal mask.
>>219984108ironic since far more Japs were watching anime 40-50 years ago
>>219983968How DARE you
>>219984789I didn't even mind black April in Rise(I even think Rise is kinda cool in its own right), but holy shit they really made an effort to make her not only unattractive but also unlikeable in Mutant Mayhem
