>Canadian dictator lol, lmao.
>>219983459>DictatorSomeone didn't get their grade 10
>>219983432Hey Sam knock knock
>>219983522Who's there?
>>219983649Get the fuck off the stage you idiot
>>219983459He's running to be a trailer park supervisor you fucking bozo
OP IS DRUNK AND ON DRUGS
fuckin caveman
this show is so funny when it was low budget as hell
>>219983432>ELE É UM LOSCO>ELE É UM LOSCO
>Can you read, my son?>That depends.. Can you go fuck yourself?
Ellen Page was preordained to be a sacrifice, as early as trailer Park boysThe very episode she shows up in, is all about tricking men into having sex with tranny prostitutesIn that episode she is playing a little girl wearing a beautiful dress who immediately tears the dress apart and falls down to the groundAnd every scene after that she is dressed as a boyThis poor girl was literally raped like a meat puppet for black magic sacrifices to be transformed into a foul Frankenstein hermaphrodite, and you can see it all the way back then.Corruption of the holy androgyne(in that same episode, ricky sends her off with money to 'buy a cock', while he wears his black and white checks.
>>219984004This man's drunk as fuck, he's on drugs, he's a male prostitute. I'm gonna escort him out of the thread.
>>219984529>into a foul Frankenstein hermaphroditeHermaphrodites have both primary sexual genitals, he doesn't. He has a clitoris that has been yanked out to mimic a penis.
>>219984687yes thats the qualifier of "foul frankenstein" means
Sam Losco would have cleaned that dump the fuck up. No bottle kids. No unruly noises after 10pm. No gun shots. You get what you voted for
>>219983432trailer park boys is perhaps the only single shred of respect canada gets internationallyi mean ive seen dudes from fucking latvia be fans of this showim gonnna be honest boys it does make me a little proud to be a leaf, something which i havent felt in a long time
>>219983432Why can't hollywood ever get chyron supers right? They have infinite local news broadcasts to crib from, but they always look fake, like a child's drawing of what they imagine supers should look like after hearing it described to him.
>>219983432I can't remember, did he always live in the cave? Or was that some random line that got expanded on?
>>219984842he just looks like a caveman, but then starts to do caveman things and then eventually moves into a cave in the woods
Redpill me on Ravine. Why do they call Ricky that?
I would have fucked Barb.
>>219984939hes a magician from canada
>>219984957for me its sarah
>>219985012>>219984939He used to tour around Canada, so once every couple years his commercials would hit your local tv station.
What ever happened with this guy and Lucys actress?
>>219985012I thought he was a hypnotistLahey listens to him in one episode to quit drinking
>>219985689Oh shit that's Reveen? That's funny and a cool easter egg
>why is there two nerds carrying one tree?>HEY! ONE TREE PER NERD!
I PAID FOR A LADY NOT OP!
>>219984939>>219985012https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJroc8K91DM
>>219984529Ricky: "No one wants to admit they got drunk and high and raped Ellen page but fuck boys sometimes you do it"Bubbles: "GREE-HEEE-HEAASY!"
RICKY!! JULIAN!! HELP ME I'M ALL TANGLED UP IN THESE FUCKIN' RAPE CHARGES!
>>219984842Random line, until it became reality. His caveman traits:>Hairy and stout>Litters hot dogs around the park>Banged many women "and a couple of dudes too">Doesn't notice pieces of chicken wings stuck in his beard>Doesn't take showers (he moved into the RV after the Cheeseburger picnic crank calls made him lose his job, after he already lost his veterinarian business)>kidnaps greasy people (Randy, then Phil)>walks around without a shirt on (when waiting for pizza delivery)He's a caveman through and through.
>>219985043Season 2 Sarah could absolutely get it
>>219987307>>Banged many women "and a couple of dudes too"Trailer Park Boys did gay characters better than anyone
>>219989030Yep, Cyrus had the same thing, lying to himself about his gayness. Demanding his porno DVDs back because "some of them turned out to be dudes"
>>219984818I also like Death From Above
>>219983432i've been working with the local police departure>GREAT FUCKIN SPEECH SAM, WOOO
>basically all i said was six million sounds a bit off and Lahey lost his fucking mind and started yelling about awwshits
>>219984529erm that's houndstooth not checkered, schizoanon
Jholy fuck boys, Trinity does onlyfans! Trinity876
>>219984790>caveman hands typed this post
I'm still on the fence if I should watch the Netflix bullshit or not.
>>219990412schizo doesnt mean wrong
bumps let's go
>>219983522I'm not gonna say "who's there" Ricky..
Imo the best seasons were up until 6, season 7 was okay and the rest from then on are meh, they do have their funny moments but its not the same
I liked how everyone in this show smoked cigarettes. Smoking cigarettes is a cool, fun hobby.
>>219984198yea
>>219992253>I liked how everyone in this show smoked cigarettesExcept for Julian, Bubbles, Lahey, Randy and almost all of the main recurring chatacters.
>>219990345>he started lecturing me about the hall of cots. Yeah, I’ve slept on a cot before and it fucking sucks don’t get me wrong but I wouldn’t buy up all the banks and the media companies and take over all the schools and the government of some country just to get back at them for makin me sleep on a fuckin’ cot in some hall next to a roller coaster
>>219992614>nobody wants to admit they can't eat six million cans of ravioli
>>219992573Lahey did smoke fags, but he would usually be extremely drunk
>>219992614>>219992694Season 1 was way too based
>>219992573Randy did smoke as Smokey, he had a cigar when he was walking out on Mr. Lahey.
>Listen Sam you fucking caveman. Stop cutting off people's fucking units in your clinic. You're not fucking qualified to be doing this shit you fucking pyscho.>YEAH YOU CAN'T GO AROUND CUTTING OFF PEOPLE'S COCKS SAM THAT'S FUCKED
>Chips>Pop>BarLet's go. What are we getting?
>HAVE ANOTHER DRINK RAY
>>219992941Smoking much dope lately boys? You guys are fucked.
>mr lahey, jullians out here posting anti semitic memes using a vpn and he wants you to try and ban him
>FRIG OF RICKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>219994754not funny
>>219995617Neither is your post funny either, infact it fucking sucks, now fuck off.
>>219994754>randy you gettin thrown out the twin towers for wearin them pants after Labor Day!
>>219992962Snickers, Pepsi, Ms Vickie's Salt n Vinegar
>>219994754J-Roc did 9/11 nawmsayin'
>>219988987Current year Sarah can get it too.
>>219984529>I PAID FOR A LADY, NOT FUCKIN COREY AND TREVOR
>>219997711throatfuck hag
>>219992962>doritos>Pepsi>butterfinger
>>219992962zapps voodoo heatarizona chill-siclealmond joyFUCK OFF
>>219995617wrong, i actually woke my wife up laughing
>>219992881"a man's gotta eat" is my go-to line. i don't know why i find it so funny, its just 4 words
>>219998305I use that a lot too.Also:>(This/that/you) are FUCKED>I'm shutting it down!>Big enough joint there?
>>219998305i slip worst case ontario and water under the fridge into my vocabulary as often as i can
>>219998370>>219998388fuck off, i got work to do
>>219984818Corner Gas is also good
>>219998547safety? ALWAYS, off...
>>219998370>>219998388i use "gank" and "baby" just becausd j-roc says it and it' funny as hell
>>219998643when the right hook comes out, fools like you get knocked out! why are you looking me in the eyes, boy? i aint got no candy!
>>219998671got any milk and cookies u morgan freeman lookin ass santa claus ahh mahfucka?
>>219983432go back and pave your cave you fuckin' caveman!
>>219992962 JA L APNENO CHIPS!
>>219992962cool ranch doritosmexican cokereese's cups*hands you a trashbag full of cans*that should cover it bubs
>>219987177old bubbles was so incredibly based.
>>219984529Huh,that’s a damn good observation anon, I’ve smoked too much driveway hash to make a good reference.
>>219990412Yes, but I believe anon was trying to make light of the possibility of a masonic aesthetic angle.
>>219997711>>219997965Just needs a spider gag and nose hooks, better than a fucking bee suit, eh
>>219999879>inflatable Saddam Hussein
>>219999898I actually had to search that >Holy Goatse lemons tub-girl did she died
nines let's go
>>220000011Never forget
>>220000038shits fucked
>>219983432
>>220000099Now you got your 9’s Next get your grade 10
>>220000164I don’t think Sam Losco is actually jewish.
>>219989030Nobody is gay in this show, did you not watch it? They said they were rehearsing for a play at the community center. They were acting, not being gay.
>>220000165you think you're so smart with your book-learning don't you?
Based. Philosophy is gay
>>219985043Rolling for Sarah
>BTFOs banks and the JewsRicky is infinitely based. Money can suck my cock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeDYrTVQ2cE>BRAH BRAH JAYEAAAH
>>219984818>Forgetting Red Green Show and RebootYou fucked up Corey, smokes let's go!
>>219991823You just did
>>219992614>hall of cots
>>219998305"That's the way she goes" is permanently embedded in my vocabulary.
>>220002124When something fucked happens while Im driving its always>it's the way of the road
>>219998388I mean, it's not rocket appliances
>>219990712>don't think I haven't noticed all those subtle caveman references
Frig off Washington!
It's time to admit the netflix seasons were great even if they weren't as good as the pre netflix ones
>>219984957her scalloped potatoes are fucked, though
>>220003101good morning
>>219992962>Chipsdressed all-over>Popdr pepper>Barmars barAnd get me some fucking pepperoni sticks too
>>219994754>IM FRIGGIN TELLING
>>219990605Am I a degenerate if I wouldn't even pull out? You couldn't pry me off that hog.
>>220003351Where the fuck is the new season it was supposed to release this month
>why don't you step off lahey?!>step off where trevor?>... shit ledgegets me every fucking time
>>219998388I just stick to "boys" and "survival of the fitness"
>>220002859> the netflix seasons were greatKnock knock, anon.
>>219984529Meds.
>>219998650>J-ROC BABY>J-ROC BABY>J-ROC BABY
>>219984818>dudes from fucking latvia be fans of this showcan confirmt. latvian
GREASY
>>220004069Who's there?
>>219984687>He has a clitoris
>>220003842Yeah that's weird, but honestly i have absolutely zero interest in it other than some morbid curiosity of how bad it will beAt this point it's longer between last season than it was between season 7 and the netflix seasons
>>219998388Survival of the fitness boys
>I'll tell you what boys. The park is FUCKED. Every since Lahey got his job back and been back on the sauce, things have been all Scooby around here. I can't sell my dope no more, Bubbles hasn't been out of his shed in a fortnight and Trinity is now a Transformer or something... I dunno. Whole park is FUCKED!
>>219983432WHATIN THE FUCK
>>219998388get two birds stoned at once
>>220002124Way she goes has become actual life philosophy for me
>>219989835They were the Crème de la crème
>>219998388way she goes
Currently on season 4, season 1 didn't immediately click but this is kino, I don't want it to end.I'm actually finding the idea of living ina trailer park oddly comfy.
>>220005750I’m at work anon, you reminding me of this bit sent my sides into orbit.. thanks for that.
>>220006533Mr stupidy head that's fucking pissing me off right now, thinks he's the captain of the shitliner and by the way your fishsticks suck so fuck off
>>220000906me on the right
>>219985012>hes a magician from canadaHe was an Impossiblist
