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WTF was his problem?
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>>219991070
He worked for a bloke that never shown him what he's capable of
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>>219991070
hhe was tasked by vader off screen to act up during the meeting so he could get choked. vader gave him a handsome christmas bonus for helping out and the dude finally got the deposit he needed for the new condo.
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>>219991070
He was a high up military guy on an ego trip. He never believed in all that Jedi mumbo jumbo and always thought they were just some group of pretentious monks with a lot of diplomatic connections. He's probably fantasized for years of putting that arrogant shithead Vader (who has no official military rank yet walks around bossing them around like he does just because the Emperor likes him) in his place. Now the Death Star has given him the perfect opportunity to do so. "Looks like card tricks and pulling rabbits out of hats don't mean shit against a planet destroying laser you fat nerd" he's thinking. He's probably rehearsed the exact takedown about "Sorcerous ways" in his head a dozen times waiting for Vader to walk into the room. Then it turns out magic powers are real.
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>the ability to destroy a whole fucking planet is insignificant compared to the power of stacking rocks while doing a one-armed handstand
unironically what did he mean by this
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>>219991070
>I've been in eight meetings today, with pre meetings for meetings that didn’t need to exist, and this is the wrap up, a force choke with no prior agenda given?!
>*snorts like constanza*
>this organizations standards is a joke!
>you could’ve just sent a threatening memo, I’d respect the memo more than whatever this "performance" review is!
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>>219991733
Fun fact: he later informs Vader that there had been damage done to his throat and needs surgery. Vader gives him more money, and then tells him that “I have altered the deal. Inform me if it needs further altering”
This cut dialogue was eventually repurposed in Empire Strikes Back
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>>219991733
This
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>>219992111
How much of the forces power had they even seen? Maybe Vader choking people and some random pushes and pulls? I don’t blame him for thinking it was just some lame parlor tricks
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>hmph hahaha Lord Vader your GAY ASS sorcery will not recover the droids or reveal the location of the fuckin rebel base and-- ACK
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>>219992462
He never once implies the force is not real, just that Vader’s adherence to it is outdated and the death star is far more powerful.
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>lets blow up billions of our own defenseless people and destroy a highly developed cornerstone of the galactic economy because i dunno lol
Were they seriously retarded?
Even to your most devout loyalists how the fuck do you justify that? Alderaan was a Corellian homeworld they probably killed the families of 15-20% of their own military.
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>ancient
>17 years
Literally /tv/.
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>>219992601
>religion
>real
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>>219992601
Seems like an odd gamble for someone within force choking range.
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>>219993176
r/atheism is back the way you came.
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>>219991070
Lack of faith to a disturbing degree
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>>219992150
He got his throat surgery done at the Palpatine Reconstructive Surgical Center
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>>219993068
I mean, when you think about it, the Death Star was a retarded waste of resources. They could already effectively exterminate all life on planets through more conventional orbital bombardment.
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>>219991070
One minute he and Vader were huggin and kissin then the next he's gettin fuckin fresh. What's right is right
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Choose your (TIE) fighter!
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>>219992601
this he knew about the force but the death star made the moffs smell sith blood and consider couping space satan after they're done with the rebels
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>>219993734
I will always like the classic TIE but its a little too expendable so the interceptor. defender is the only non movie design I care for
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>>219993705
Kek. It's an older meme, sir, but it checks out.
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>>219993471
>Why build nukes when we can just firebomb any city?
For the Empire the Death Star is actually the best use of resources they can commit to. Trying to hold the galaxy in their yoke with a conventional military will slowly whittle them down. It's simply unsustainable. The Death Star costs more up front, but trying to keep the galaxy enslaved with the fleet has a never-ending and constantly spiraling cost that will eclipse that in short order.
The whole point is the threat. The Death Star is meant to make the act of defiance inherently useless. A military can be counteracted by another military. You can't militarily defeat a nuke/Death Star. We already see what not having a Death Star does to the Empire in the 4-5 years between ANH and RotJ, the Rebellion goes from 30 X-Wings in garage to a full blown civil war where the Rebels can field fleets of warships capable of fighting Imperial fleets on equal footing. The only other solution is for the Empire to not be so evil so people stop getting angry enough to take up arms against it. But much like the Nazi's in real life, the Empire is ideologically incapable of NOT pissing off literally everyone else. Thus the Death Star is the Empires only real shot at survival.
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>>219993705
so freaking epic.
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>>219993734
TIE Interceptor is a great dogfighter, but you're going to be shot down quickly enough. Take the TIE Bomber if you want to do enough damage to the enemy's capital ship and frigates to win the match.
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>>219992150
That's really sweet and wholesome. Vader seems like a caring boss
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>>219993705
SO glad someone screencapped this win!
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>>219991070
He's tired of Lord Vader trying to frighten them with his sorceror's ways, as his sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped him conjure up the stolen data tapes, nor given him clairvoyance enough to find the rebel's hidden fortress.
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>>219993734
the red one
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>>219994021
>Star Wars has weird technology so tapes still don't feel out of place
BRAVO LUCAS
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>>219993120
Why is this a gif? It’s him saying like 3 words before it loops
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>>219991070
The force didn't have any graphs.
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>>219993734
I'll have a TIE Tallboy
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>>219991070
He was literally a plot device.
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>>219993734
>Run the TiE Fighter into the ground AMD just keep going.
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>>219993734
For me, it’s the TIE Rex.
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>>219991070
>the jedi, who were basically the UN peacekeeping force of the galaxy, with a consistent public presence, to the point that even subhuman backwater retards on dusty shitholes like Tatooine knew what they were, got ACKed just 20 years ago
>now no one believes the force exists, not even people who were alive at the time and were presumably in positions of power as up-and-coming leaders
This is very retarded in retrospect.
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>>219992111
The power of the force overcame the battle station with the ability to destroy a whole fucking planet
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>>219996941
I'm pretty sure that was the retarded engineers' decision to build a little anus that blows up the entire thing if it gets sodomized, which had nothing to do with the force.
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>>219997018
Um actually that flaw in was intentional by Galen Erso
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>>219997438
> that flaw in was intentional by Galen Erso
It’s cool not the Disney movies are just as retarded as the prequels.
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>>219997018
Sometimes you need an exhaust, the exhaust port was well defended enough that a torpedo would never have been able to get into it without the force
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>>219993407
geg
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Still didn't conjure up the missing data tapes.
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>>219991070
Wait are fucking retards really under the impression that Luke used the force to guide the missile? That's fucking retarded. He used the force to let go and perfectly time the missile launch. He didn't fucking telekinesis the missile into the Death Hole. God damn you people are truly the stupidest in the world.
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>>219997547
imagine if they had just added 5 grates or so at the end of it, say 100 yards distance one from the other.
also I don't quite get how the torpedo stabilized its trajectory so that it went straight to the core after that curve, instead of detonating at one of the walls halfway down
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>>219997823
It didn't go straight to the core, non Episode-4 watcher. It started a chain reaction. They literally have a big cgi cartoon for it in Episode 4. Idiot.
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>your gay little devotion to that pseudo science bullshit makes you an idiot cultist
Was that a bit too harsh?
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>>219999162
Not harsh enough.
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It was the writer’s insert telling fans that Star Wars is a load of baby bullshit not to be taken seriously
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>Go home and get your fuckin podracer
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>>219991070
r/atheism
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>>220000482
The asshole here is Tarkin who can't control his autistic jedi servant.
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>>220000482
kino
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>>220000482
A daring synthesis
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>>219993120
Jedi Order is thousands of years old but it fell 19 years before that scene.
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>>219991070
Hey, Vader, if I was gonna break your balls, I'd tell you to go home and get your Podracer. Now this sorcerer, this sorcerer was great. They, they used to call him Podracer Anni.

No more podracing, Motti

What?

I said, now this isn't podracing. Maybe you didn't hear about it, you've been away a long time. They didn't go up there and tell you. I don't podrace anymore.

Relax, will you? You flip right out, what's got into you? I'm breaking your balls a little bit, that's all. I'm only kidding with you.

Sometimes you don't sound like you're kidding. You know, there are a lot of people around.

I'm only kidding with you. We're having a conference, I just came home and I haven't seen you in a long time and I'm breaking your balls, and you're getting fucking fresh. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.

Apology accepted Admiral Motti

Okay, salute. Now go home and get your fuckin' podracer



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