It is I....Le Mage.
weakest fucking actor in SAG
Two words come to mind.Weak. Sauce.
>>219993742Ah, the new Clayface poster
imagine the awful russian accents. i hate russia too so don't mind a nice, deserved, slander piece but can't watch this slop
>>219994014times you acted like Le mage du kremlin?
Only Le Mage du Kremlin can stop this.
>>219993742Coc cтaтyc ???
MAGE?
>>219993742It's embarrassing they didn't cast craig as putin
>>219993742Is this ai?
>>219996542No it's Paul Dano
>>219993742Putin has a particular kind of face and this guy didn't match it
I drink your le milkshake, mage du Kremlin!
Here's your poster bro
>>219995288he has standards
>>219993742why are they putting obvious propaganda in theaters where no one will see it?
>>219999266Is this pro-Putin?
>>219993742paul dano's wax sculpture?
>>219993742>>219994014God I love shitty euro-posters
>>219993974The actors in the movie all speak with British accents for some reason, even Dano
AMAZING UNTOLD SECRETS EXPOSED
>>219999266they need to remind Europoors that "Putin is evil"
americans are so retarded, they always make movies about countries that live free in their little brown heads
>>219993742I just watched DemonLover by this guy Oliver Assays and really enjoyed it for what it is. I'll probably watch Irma Vep next but this looks bad like every movie dealing with modern day politics
>>219993974>i hate russia too so don't mind a nice, deserved, slander piece but can't watch this slopYou are the slop, bydlo.
>>219993742classic dano
let me guessputin is gonna be portrayed as some screaming foaming at the mouth psychopath that orders some guy to be beaten or killed for a small insignificant thing
>>219993742FAS Paul Dano
It's a comedy?
it’s funny how they portray putin as le fearmongering warloving hawk when in 1997 the only thing he seemed to care about was gaining control of gazprom or becoming more rich (e.g., "I want to be like Berezovsky")
>>220003270>putin is gonna be portrayed as some screaming foaming at the mouth psychopath that orders some guy to be beaten or killed for a small insignificant thinghttps://youtu.be/B5iSUmP4I6E0:30
>>220003270I did read a story about Putin having an accountant beaten to death. The guy worked for an American hedge fund guy who bought up a ton of undervalued Russian assets in the 90s. The accountant was Russian and he was tortured in prison for a long time before he died. Putin is a typical dictator but since he's European presenting everyone goes nuts about him
>>220003270Why are you even simping? What has he ever done for you? Look out for yourself lil bro.
>>219999256as shown with the blowjob scene?
>>219993742will it be a genuine look into his rise in the Russian government, or will it just be making him look bad through and through?
>>220000561Why does that trigger you?
>>220003270>>220004081
>>219993742WEAKSAUCE FATASS
why is Jeffrey Wright in this lol
>>220003391>"what would you have me do?"hehe
>>219993742Whats wrong with their faces
>>219993742Fucking classic Paul Dano.
>>220004081To be fair, he is astonishingly incompetent. The funny thing is that he used to be painted as a strong leader, despite the fact that he weakened russia to a hilarious degree through extreme corruption and enriching the mostly jewish oligarch class.
>>219993974Get up with the times, unc, Russians now speak with British accent in cinema.
>>219993742haha! Take that Putin! You villian!
>>219993742why do they look like that
>>219993742will he make an appearance?
>>220003270>the film may disappoint anyone expecting they might see Law rage and threaten his underlings as he did when he played another real-life ruler, Henry VIII, in 2023's Firebrand. https://www.bbc.com/culture/article/20250831-the-wizard-of-the-kremlin-the-new-film-about-how-putins-russia-was-bornohnonono disappointment incoming lil nafobro
>>220000606>Ah, ah, ah, ah, Stalin alive, Stalin alive
>>219993742I hope Russia makes a movie of the Epsteen club members getting rich through NATO "wars"
>>220005647just turn on the news
>>219993742>movie refuses to talk about his motherWell well well.
>>219995288
>>220004206lmao
>>220000606>No>roll credits
>>220004206>The cutest queen you know just made a great point
>>220003270which is probably a depiction as close to the truth as possible
>>219993742El Mago?
>>219993742Why don't they ever cast black people to play Soviet officials?
>>219993742Is this a prequel or a sequel to the Brexit film?
>>219993742>when you're so ugly you have to play Russians
>>219993742Weak sister magic
