>you're a disgrace to the game
honestly though, how would you deal with someone who's incessantly taunting at a poker table like that?
>>220002753But that isn't a game. A game needs gameplay, it needs decision making. Thats as much a game as flipping a coin
>>220002902it's a game of skill with an element of luck
>>220002902>>220002931>its a gaaaaame Phil >get on ya trike
>woman player>dressed like a whooreEvery time.
>>220002753>I'll stay.
>>220002984I want Indians to leave
>>220003039yes chaste indians pls goshe needs full open bob in sunlight and vagene peek
>>220003039You're right its probably just a coincidence.
>>220003104She should never had returned the money.
>>220002984Lol not every country is an islamic shithole. I enjoy the fact I get to walk down the street and admire some fresh titties everyday
>>220002753>Of course I lied, it's poker!This fuckin' guy lmao. Best poker troll and it's not even close
>>220002984Stfu faggot go live in San Francisco if you’d rather see cock instead you fucking homo
>*cries precisely like a baby*
>>220003104>get lambasted for bluffing instead of playing a mechanistically perfect game of poker like a botWhat did they mean by this?
>>220003573KINO!
>>220003131
Is poker a game rich people have convinced themselves has nuance or are these retards just obeying the mathematical odds while pretending to be some 5D chess masters?
>>220003801seems like poker is a game that makes retarded faggots seethe uncontrollably
>>220002753He's a Saffa prick, but Phil Helmuth deserves it every single time.
>>220003588These guys think they should be rewarded for memorizing the odds on every hand and betting in the most optimal way, and that everyone else should be operating under the same assumptions they are, and these sperms can't handle or accept the fact that there's an element of psychology and luck that ultimately determines the outcome of every hand. I've been playing for years and without fail the worst guys to play with are the fucking spergs who whine and complain that the hand they had was mathematically optimal and it was stupid of me to call them. Tough shit asshole, I had the better cards when all's said and done, that's gambling
>>220002753>it's time, phil
>>220002753>game full of degenerate gamblers >dedicated their life to card games >YOU’RE VIOLATING OUR SOCIAL RULES, IM DM’ING THE ADMIN RIGHT NOW
>>220003131Shalom
>>220003122>she
>>220004108This.You got to know when to hold 'emKnow when to fold 'em.I can know what yer cards are, by the way you hang yer eyes.
>my hand is mathematically optimACK
>>220002984ITS POKER PHIL
>>220003801It's posts like this that make you realize this website is filled with clueless retards and it'd be a fools errand to engage with any of them
>>220004108What's really weird is that they don't seem to mind being bluffed out of a hand, but if someone hits a 5% chance they go into immediate toddler mode.Lie right to their face>good handGet a 5 on the river>OMG WHY WOULD YOU CALL WITH TWO 5's YOURE SO BAD UGHHHH!
>>220002865You learn to ignore it. Phil should have known better than to fall for his antics.
>>220005797If it wasn't abundantly clear to you this place is a bunch of clowns honking at each other for lulz then you shouldn't be here
>>220003801>game where knowing when and who to bluff plays an important role>just obeying the mathematical oddsIt's part of the reason why you're poor - you're the only retard in this equation. Also, you would be incapable of "just obeying the odds" yourself, since you're obviously clinically retarded. Keep seething and coping.
>>220006059You seem to be seething a bit yourself there, mate.
