still the most kino city in the world
What do they eat?
>>220003705Poveglia plague movie would be neat
>>220003705Is that the GTA 6 map?
for me it's Don't Look Now (1973)
>>220003705I cringe every time I hear an american call it "Venice". How hard is it to say Venezia?
>>220004148..>IT'S KYIV!!I hope youcall it London and not Londra then, or München instead of... *checks notes*.. Monaco di Baveria??
>>220004148Same but for me it when Americans call it "Bangkok" instead of Krungthepmahanakhon Amonrattanakosin Mahintharayutthaya Mahadilokphop Noppharatratchathaniburirom Udomratchaniwetmahasathan Amonphimanawatansathit Sakkathattiyawitsanukamprasit. You have to be literally retarded or Korean not to get this.
>>220004148Should I say it with an exaggerated accent while gesturing intensely with my hands? It's a translation, genius.
>>220004148shut up wog
>>220004307How do you shorten all that to Bangkok? I don't even see the same syllables anywhere in there.
>>220003705Meh
>>220004273>Monaco di Baveriaholy kek do Italians REALLY
went there back in the 2010s and I liked itand feel like I went just before things became bad so I will count that as a win
is there even a 7-eleven or walmart there?
>>220004333It's more of a vibe translation
for me it's
>>220004333Old name = what anon typed which translates to "administrative capital of the western district inaugurated by the most holy supreme leader Amonphimanawatansathit in the year 385 after Buddha"New name = Bang kok(s) which is the main activity tourists go there to do
>>220004148sick of English speakers being forced to pronounce foreign words properly when it never goes both ways.
>>220004148I love not referring to things as the natives do. Eat shit, Luigi.
Looks wet
>>220003705>build city on water>AHHHH NOOO HELP ME I'M SINKING
>>220004273>Everybody calls it Kiev their whole lives>War breaks out>Umm ackshually we must say Kyiv from now, otherwise you support RussiaStill don't understand that one.
>>220003705Aria made me fall in love with (Old) Venezia.
this is a good Venice kino
>>220004596It's fairly easy to understand, pigkraine bans Russian language and genocides ethnic Russians because pigkrainian language is a source of national pride even though it's basically Cyrillic polish
>>220004273>I hope youcall it London and not LondraEhrm... It's Londinium ackhtully
>>220003705good place if you want to get a girl wet
>>220004273I'm not Italian, but the same goes for cities in other countries, so I do indeed say München. >Monaco di BaveriaNever knew they call it that. Holy kek indeed.
>>220004307I knew the name Krung Thep because of some sci-fi book I've read.
>>220004148That’s the English name for it. You may be shocked to hear we have an English name for every country.
>>220003705I went there in summer 2020 with no flu restrictions but no chinks nor burgers on sight. Everything open, restaurant owners begging you to take a seat.Such a unique opportunity.
>>220003705>>220004148always wanted to visit venezuela some day
>>220005026Me too, but it seems very unstable and dangerous right now.
>>220003705how do they defend against smokers?
True.I enjoyed this unexpected modern comfykino and a lot of it was due to the setting.
I got selected as an Erasmus+ student in Venice and just started learning Italian. Wish me luck bros, I fucking love Italy.
For me, it's Amsterdam.
>>220003846tiramisu
Is Death in Venice any good or is it just homo bait?
>>220005432What? Amsterdam is vile. Holland in general though is like white heaven, but I missed mountains when I was there.
>>220004148look like an insufferable tryhard tourist with this one cheap trick!
>>220004273>Monaco di Baveria
>>220004273Monaco di Baveria sounds kinda basedthats why everybody hates france but loves Italybros
>>220005644>>220005698What the fuck even is that name? Is München anything like Monaco at all? I seriously doubt it.
>>220004148I cringe everytime someone goes out their way to call an object or place the name in its local language instead of the language you're speaking.Languages exist, deal with it
>>220004596Virtue signalling
>>220004273> Monaco di BaveriaOkay, that goes hard.
>>220005843No, they dont share the etimology, italians are just cheeky
>>220004148>I cringe every time I hear an american call it "Venice". How hard is it to say Venezia?
>>220005843apparently both words make refference to things related to monksthe more you know
Venice is 1 of like 3 places i need to go before I die. Japan being another.
>>220005903Like when you go to the Zoo and the elephants and birds have stupid "african" names. The elephant is in San Diego now. His name is Kevin.
>>220006075Please come to Japan and fuck our women
>>220006024Yes, Indians are well known for being concerned about what you call European cities.
>>220006075Amazing place but don't go to Venice during the summer tourist season. The entire city smells like an open sewer.
>>220003705oh venice is smaller than i imagined
>>220004434me too
>>220006118It feels much bigger since you have to walk everywhere (or boat ofc).
>>220005361Happy for you anon. GIWIWY
>>220004596Its stupid and pointless but it triggers the fuck out of ziggers so I still do it :^) Case in point : >>220004671
>>220006118I didn't know there was a smaller version to the north of it. What happens there? I'm guessing way fewer tourists.
>>220004596trying to ensalve an entire country,makes nationalism rise,and makes said country more difficult to conquer because people have something meaningful to fight forIts not that difficult to get
>>220004148
>>220003705How do they manage waste?
>>220006249Murano is extremely famous for its glassmaking
>>220006249> I'm guessing way fewer tourists.Nope. You've never heard of Murano glass before? It's world famous, especially in medieval times since it was the only place that could make certain types of glassware.
>>220006261in english?
>>220006282>>220006249*
>>220004614is this kino? it looks kino-esque
>>220006282>>220006290not that famous, apparently
>>220004273Nihon
>>220004148the city of Venice was named after Venice Beach in Los Angeles, California, so "Venice" and not "Venezia" is the proper pronunciation.
>>220004148>The absolute seething caused by this postCome on folks, Venice sounds completely soulless. Isn't that a beach in LA or something?
>>220006314If you're an uncultured pleb, sure.
>>220004596Let me explain.Kiev = Russian pronunciation of a Ukrainian cityKyiv = Ukrainian pronunciation of a Ukrainian cityBefore Ukraine's independence, Russian was the official language, and all place names were transliterated from their Russian counterpart.Once the war started, Ukraine took initiative to use the Ukrainian version.-t Ukrainian born in the 80's who's now stuck with a Russian spelling of his name.
>>220006381cope, glassy
>>220006384everybody knows this, it just sounds extremely gay to start calling a city in another way when you don't speak ukranian or anything
>>220006312It's my favourite anime it has a really beautiful city heavily influenced by Venice.
>>220006384Ukraine is free to call it however it wishes, but I will keep using the name used in my language for the past 300+ yearsJust like I will not start calling Turkey by its new name no matter how much Erdogan wishes
>>220006394Why would I need to cope? I've actually travelled outside my basement. What's your excuse?
>>220006384I understand that, stay strong and keep killing those orcs. But there is no fucking way I'm calling it anything but Kiev Chicken.
>>220004671russoid detected lmao
>>220006417linguistic colonialism
>>220006214>>220006462>t. national identity invented in a NATO conference room
>>220006459two more weeks
>>220006279Lmao. Was gonna post Ghiaccio, myself.
>>220004148It's not Berlin, it is BERLEEZY
>>220006487in english?
>>220005843you have Monaco (the Principality of Monaco) and then you have Monaco di Baviera
>full of asian and indian tourists>smells like mold>every building has black mold from the water line>the canals are literal open sewage, smells like poo in the summer>floods with poo water every year>nothing there but shitty tourist shopping and bad restaurantsSt Mark's square is nice, yes. But that's a tiny part of it that you can cover within a couple hours.
I went there in november and had an amazing time. 10/10 trip truly unique city, I always kind of put it off because of its tourism reputation before but I think autumn is a good time for that
Europe is, culturally and human settlement wise, the most kino land on Earth. The problem is TPTB insist on Americanizing the fuck out of it and making each unique cultural identity lost in the melting pot. Globalization and unchecked immigration hit Europe much harder than a younger country and culture like the USA, even though it's had detrimental effects there too. Tolkien was right.
>>220006467Linguistic colonialism is you trying to tell me how I should call things in my own language
>>220006590Just don't go there in the summer. This goes for any popular destination in Europe. I suggest April or May.
>>220006601> amazing time. 10/10 trip truly unique citySame. I went during Xmas and there was no streets full of tourist you have to wade through. Seating was available everywhere. Every attraction you could get into immediately. No sweating to death due to humidity and the heat, no mosquitoes. Had the one of the best meals and wine I've ever tasted on xmas day at a family run restaurant. Would go again in a heartbeat.
>>220003705this BOGGLES the American mind
>>220004148I'm glad foreigners are finally getting smart enough to realize we invented English.
>>220006414slice of life of pretty girls in the future?
I've been to Italy a couple of times. Rome is unmatched in levels of purekino.
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING CARS
>>220006784Fuck you.
>>220003705Do you a venezian celebration at the end of August with fireworks and flying paper lanterns? In my country we do
>>220003705Venice is kino, shame it's sinking though.
>>220006654I was there in late October which is the low tourist season. So I didn't get the poo smell, that was something I read about after. And it makes sense since the buildings' sewage just goes straight into these canals which don't have much flow. The poo water just kind of sits there until the tide takes it out. > I suggest April That's easter when all the south americans and filipinos flood into Italy >MayThat's getting busy in the lead up to summer isn't it?
>>220004366There's a McDonalds
>>220006384Cool beans, pigkraine is still losing
>>220006384I call it Odesa now.
>>220006825I was there in the middle of June and there weren't that many tourists. No poo smell either. Peak tourist season is July and August. Still, May would probably be better, as it's not as hot.
>>220006784Whatever you do, don't drive there. Parking is ridiculously expensive.
>>220003705I always imagine it stinking because of the algae in the water. Plus, fuck those gondola things. I'd want a speedboat if I lived there.
>>220006869
>>220004148venice isnt the english name for it, same as florence isnt the english name for firenze. Italian as a language is a new concept very new. Venzia and Firenze are are from different italian languages than Venice Florence.
>>220007094would fuck Sanna
>>220007136>Italian as a language is a new concept very new. nigga modern italian ("volgare") first written documents are from 1100 years ago
>>220004148English is a very limited language, made by barbarians and pagans. They don't create new words lately, they use the native ones. Like the Japanese.
>>220006075It's just a tourist trap. Worth going, but lacking it's authenticity
>>220007406Italy and the Italian language were invented in the 1800s to punish Lombards
>>220004148Like Napoli? I like saying Naples like that but Venice sounds better to my ear. And that’s all that matters since you haven’t been relevant in 1500 years.
>>220004148Merchant of... Venezia??hahaha retard
>>220004148Its Venice. Cry some more.
>>220003846Hopefully not Italian food, that shit is overrated
>>220007173Enjoy your HPV and turbo cancer
>>220003846There are only a couple hundred people who actually live on the islands (everyone else lives on the mainland part of Venice no one cares about). So the people there eat the most globalized commercialized form of italian food imaginable at the restaurants there.
>>220007685did you learn that from some obese dude in new jersey?
>>220006462Wow nothing gets by you>>220006618It's tragic. I wish I could have visited pre ww2 Europe. Or even really pre 21st century. I'm sure in the 80s it was still more culturally independent
>>220006671Have you ever considered the fact that you're not very funny?>>220007173fascinating
>>220006280They have designated shitting canals
>>220004148>>220004148I cringe every time I hear an Italian call it "Nova York." How hard is it to say New?
>>220008991Most italians say new yorkIt's spaniards who tend to say nueva york
>>220005160They made a sequel to Eyes Wide Shut?
>>220004148lower your tone when speaking american to me
>>220008037>There are only a couple hundred people who actually live on the islandsWrong 47k people live in proper Venice. 27k in the islands and the rest in the mainland.>>220008991Nuova York, Nova is not italian but the term Nuova York is ancient early 1900 I don't know where you heard it
>>220003705I'd say most kino city is thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qldxpJ5oyxo
>>220004148Vene- what?
>>220003705Tomb Raider 2 made me love Venice
World traveler here, the most kino city is actually Prague. It's filmed in a lot but usually disguised as some other place, like in Amadeus it was called Vienna, and in the new Nosferatu it was wherever in Germany that was set. Vienna also ranks pretty high. Paris is pretty great too, the downsides don't outweigh the positives, and honestly if you're an American you're used to far shittier cities being the default anyway.Anyone who says Tokyo is a delusional weaboo and should be shot. I've been there, it's a soulless concrete dystopia full of clashing architectural styles that are all fuck ugly. It feels like walking around a dirty convention center at closing time. Also Dresden is pretty underrated.
>>220009975Ok "dirty convention center" is a bit much, more like MESSY convention center. Technically clean, but there's a bunch of random weird bullshit everywhere. Lots of fun things to actually DO in the city though, the city itself is just ugly.
>>220010057t. club diamond afficionado
>>220004148I don't know.. do you really wanna hear them say VENEESHHA?
>>220006644I'm telling you what it's called. it's up to you if you want to call it by the wrong name or not.
>>220009975I like the small Czech cities like Cesky Krumlov. Very comfy place.
>>220004148but they literally do that with any city anyway
>>220009305Nova is italian, just archaic
>>220007728t. can barely speak his own language>>220009975I wish I had made it to Prague. I visited Vienna and Budapest which were both great. Also everywhere in Spain, Seville being maybe the most beautiful.God I love European cities. They perfected it.
>>220004273>BaveriaIt's Baviera.
>>220010358>God I love European cities. They perfected it.It's depressing as shit coming back to america where all of the buildings are fuck ugly, theres annoying car sounds and smells everywhere, and everything is super spread out by ugly fucking roads. I'm sick of having to fucking drive everywhere, last time I was in europe i was there for 4 months, i went everywhere, I never entered a car and I never had to walk more than a kilometer at a time.
>>220009975>Paris = good >Tokyo = bad Shit skin detected.
>>220004148I hope you say Krung tep and not Bangkok.
walking through those labyrinthian venice streets at night by myself with all those little bridges and no cars or even bicycles, just the occasional other pedestrian is one of my favourite travel experiences
>>220003705What movie? off topic?
>>220004148English is a degeneration of Latin, you can't ask for more from it.
>>220010358>>220010665not all of Europe is beautiful
>>220003705Soulless compared to this
>>220010721No, I say Thonburi Si Mahasamut
Fucking theme park of a city
>>220003846ass
>>220010665I agree with all of that. I thought the city I lived in was 'walkable' but after Europe it felt like I was walking along the shoulder of the highway everywhere I went.
>>220003705Meh...they overcharge the shit out of you in the tourist areas, and the locals hate your guts when you venture into their residential areas. Plus a lot of the buildings are dilapidated because it's so expensive to get shit fixed out there. Bologna is far more kino.
>>220004148>maps name shit in their own languagesFunny how that works, eh bello?
>>220004148>VeniceThat's a great AI
>>220010783No it isn't you fucking moron.
>>220003705That's not LA.
>>220004148venis :DDDDD
>>220004148How hard is it to say "London"? lmao
>>220004273>it's realwhat the cazzo
>>220012560trvth
New York? Nah, it's New Amsterdam for me famelam.
>>220004596Intersectionality. Leftist support transgenderism collides with leftist support for ukraine, thus the rage when Kiev is deadnamed.
>>220004148How do you feel about VENEDIG?
>>220003846
>>220004148every country on earth does this, they have their own culture and language that is changing based on that. I’m not sure how accurate google is, but it says italians call the United States, gli Stati Uniti d'America. That is not how we write or say it, but they allegedly do. 100% wherever you’re from, your people are doing it to, but you are too retarded to think for yourself, and can’t put two and two together, you fucking retarded faggot.
>>220004148are you retarded? There's nothing cringer than not using your own language to pronounce the name of a city
>>220013380i'm still mad that that prussia won that war against austria forcing them to handle us to italy.
>us
>>220007406italian was known by the elites throughout the peninsula, serving as lingua franca, but the vast majority of population spoke the local language (language not dialect).a venetian and a sicilian peasant could not understand each other
>>220004148It's Feneyjar, marsh islandsLombardy is Langbarðaland, land of long beardsBavaria is Bæjaraland, farmer landKiev is Kænugarður, boat cityIstanbul is Mikligarður, great city
>>220006083Stop acting like an idiot.
>>220003705Feels good to know the pride of white people is sinking into the sea and only has like 20 years left tops
They should slap a huge tourist tax on venice. 200 bucks a day.Prevent the riff raff from flooding in
>>220004148>I cringe every time I hear an american call it "Venice". How hard is it to say Venezia?This is gonna blow your mind, but Czech people call it Benátky. And that's plural btw, as is "the" Benátky.
>>220006249>I didn't know there was a smaller version to the north of it. What happens there? I'm guessing way fewer tourists.Murano is famous for its glassmaking, and other related industries, which were “quarantined” on the separate island, due to fears the glass kilns and furnaces created a major fire risk for the main Venetian islands. Murano is also a tourist destination, and this can be seen in the James Bond film, “Moonraker”. Apparently, the glass industry on the island has been hit economically, by high European gas prices, because glass kilns have to continuously keep glass molten. At one point, the glass artisans on the island were basically forbidden from leaving the island, to prevent competition if the skills were transferred elsewhere, but France managed to get dome Venetian glassmakers, who then set ip the French glass industry, resulting in some of the world’s current largest glass making companies, and Saint Gobain, one of the world’s major abrasive manufacturers.
>>220004273>I hope youcall it London and not LondraI call it by its proper name: Trinovantum.
>>220014891I bet that impresses the ladies
>>220007784where do you come from, i want to laugh at you
>>220010700>>Tokyo = bad >Shit skin detected.shows what you know, they LOVE tokyo
>>220003705looks like global warming gottem early LOL LMFAO
>>220003846Ass
>>220003705Better paint those roofs blue before they get zapped by goybeams
I have a proposal for the future of global warming: humans should genetically engineer themselves so they can be like dolphins, and build underwater cities. There is a movie in there somewhere, as well. I forthwith relinquish all intellectual property claims on this idea. Run with it. Do as you please. I will not litigate when it becomes a success, I promise.
>>220004148So true. I say Firenze instead of Florence and look smug afterwards.
>>220015078Yet Japan hates them, but Paris welcomes them
>>220014957Dries them up drier than after the Romans razed Carthage to the ground and salted the earth to make sure that nothing could ever even grow there again.
>>220015669It's like Harlem for New York.
>>220003705Wheres the walmart, the gas station, the football stadium parking lot?Imagehas such low GDPits insane.
>>220015669>but Paris welcomes themUnless it's the Olympics,, they cleaned that city like San Francisco cleaned up for Xi Jinping.Showing they can, they just don't want to (because their nice rich neighbourhoods aren't affected by it)
>>220016131As it is with every single western city. Not sure why people are singling Paris
>>220016589Because it's supposed to be the city of love and all that. Some people still think of la belle epoque when that shit was literally a century ago.
>>220010814You can literally pick and choose any ugly part of a city to claim the city is ugly, you dirty Russian.
>>220010814sovl
>>220015128Not only is this incredibly unfunny, you're the second dumbass to say it.
