Rednecks are funny
word on the street is that david spade has a huge dick. tell me how this makes sense on his little body
Sex with Jaime Pressly
>>220005799My pee pee feels funny
>>220005825I got a thing for wicked eyebrows. Her and Cara Delevingne have those great eyebrows that drive me crazy.
The chick in the middle was also hot
>>220005825They define gravity
>>220005799>jaime pressly will never be your sister who you have incestual sex with Why even live?
>>220005937imagine getting a handjob from a girl with only 3 fingers
>>220006263Hot
>>220005799Joe Dirt was a hillbilly, not a redneck.
>>220005799i just watched this movie 3 hours ago what are the chances of this thread
>>220006409What's the diff?
>>220005825one of those perfect specimens
>>220005825imagine having a sister like this
>>220006496why a sister? why not a girlfriend?
>>220006443nta but a hillbilly is someone who doesn't really engage with society or the first world, they basically live in the hills, so they don't go to school or work etc.a redneck is interchangeable with trailer trash, so the white equivalent of blacks in the projects, so lots of drugs, tons of kids out of wedlock etc. but they do live in a populated area and try to engage with society, they're just really bad at it
>>220005799>Rednecks are funnysorry, this is 4chan /tv/ you aren't allowed to think this, every funny redneck from Ernest p worrell to cletus the slack jaw yokel was a 100% serious Hollywood conspiracy to demean heartland culture
>>220006443Elevation.
>>220006542So Joe is a redneck, not a hillbilly
>>220005825sauce??name pls??
>>220006443hillbillies dwell in mountains
>>220006536a girlfriend youre allowed to fuck
>>220006108Reminds me of that scene in 30 Rock where Liz tells Cerie she needs to wear a bra and she chuckles and she's like, "oh, no I don't they just kind of stay up on their own."
>>220006585Jaime PresslyThe New Seduction 1997>>220006609as opposite to one that you are not allowed to fuck? wut?
>>220006585sorry bro that webm has been floating around for years and it's unsauceable
>>220005824>dick's a little bigger than average>body's a little smaller than average>combined the dick:body ratio skews to bigActors like Jordi and Juan are perfect examples of this
>>220006579He was from a fictional town in Idaho. I don't think rednecks or hillbillies are from there.
>>220006586They can be down in hollers too
>>220005825this, but it's rape
>>220007489I'd consider those to be "in the mountains" as they're part of a mountain range
>>220006712He's literally me
>>220006585
>>220007518She's too pure to rape. I would only make love to her.
>>220005799Its funny how even the worst clothes could be a hip look everyone gets jealous over if done with enough commitment. Take a guy who has nice muscles and wears Joe Dirt with the crazy sideburns he would easily get the right girl with a condom on at least.
>>220007708Joe dirt did get the girl tho
>>220007777digits confirmed, that was the end of the movie confirmed, it did happen
>>220008145Two 2, thee 0, four 7Spooky
queen of /tv/
>>220005799I love hip chains
>>220005799>I'M YOUR SISTER I'M YOUR SISTER
>>220006263Same as getting a handjob from a girl with very small hands:Makes your cock look and feel HUGE.
>>220005824>thread about david spade or dax>some anon starts talking about their dick size unpromptedHow much are you guys getting paid?
>>220005799Rednecks are cool and funny in real life. Awesome to hang out with and have a good time. Rednecks of all races really. >>220005824You're a genuine fucking retard>>220006409Not even close you buffoon>>220006263OHHHHHH ALICE WAS A SPECIAL LASS, BORN BEREFT A THUMB
>>220005825Perfection.
you now remember the shitty sequel on crackle
>>220006640why the fuck are you spoon feeding that retarded jeet
>dude likes to see homos naked
>>220007518no rape saar
>>220007777holy fucking didgets..
>>220007518rape is still sex, dumbass
>>220014870Well, technically
>>220006443A redneck is someone who labours outside like a farmer, causing sunburnt neck. It's not even insulting despite that being the aim.
>>220005799Why do Americans make such a big deal about fighting bigotry yet classism against the southern poor is completely socially acceptable, if not actively encouraged by their media?
>>220005824Hey david
>>220007777
>>220005799How tiny is Spade if Jaime's arms are bigger than his, dang
>>220015471Who do you think pays the media to do that?
>>220015471Whites are an okay target, dont you know that? Thats not racism
>>220016311Small hats, big and pointy noses?
>>220005937She's Jewish
>>220016392No schizo, the wealthy.
>>220016413Oh, yeah. They're the ones being paid
>>220016455>being paidESL retard
>>220016479Been paid? Whatever
>>220016522>doubles downFucking kek kys you stupid fuck
I dunno, these dudes are kinda scary
>>220016550>getting paidWhatever^2
>xhe doesn't get payed in paidchecks for their daily wagie
>>220005799Past a certain age, a man who doesn't want to rock a tank top with a sweet cobra can be a bad thing.
>>220007777Checked even David "big dick" Spade got the girl.>>220015471Europe's biggest issue is they don't have a soulful lower class or country music. Prove me wrong you can't.
>>220005799Kid Rock was unironically hilarious in this movie
>call out the elite>thread is immediately derailed then diesreally makes one ponder
>>220005799They are. David Spade, on the other hand...
>>220018862>bring up my usual /pol/ diarrhea into unrelated threads>cry like the fat bitch you are when nobody caresGo wash your ass.
>>220005799As a Swede, I must go to Texas (in the 90s).
>mod gets mad about the direction the thread has taken
>>220006542>so the white equivalent of blacks in the projectsnot at all, you nog apologist
>>220006542this anon doesn't know wtf he is talking about
>>220007559Not posting the superior webm.
>>220017502Makes me forget who is a trump toadie.
>>220005826Same that redneck is hot
>>220005825imagine being 13 again and that is your bigger sister, personally i would be having a hard time pulling my erect penis out of her vagina/mouth.
