holy shit they're all whitehow did that happen?
>>220009009A redhead in 2026??
>>220009265they're jewish
>>220009288>>220009265Seems too good to be true. Probably setting up a bait and switch where they get killed and replaced by the "real" (nonwhite) versions.I have a hard time believing hymiewood is this contrite.
>>220009009?so demoralized you think Alfredo Jones and Velma Dinklewitz there are white
>>220009328you are mentally ill
>>220009009>the short one with the big tits is playing Daphne instead of VelmaThat's a fuck-up in the casting.
>>220009328i bet they're actually a "stuck in the past" gang and are constantly being morally corrected by modern black wymyn
this is the most racist casting i've ever seen. I bet their going to make the villains black
>>220009429Velma is the frumpy one. Daphne is the hot one.
>on this episode of knotted
>>220009448Oh yeah, I could see that. Like Fred keeps accusing Red Herring of committing crimes, but then the side characters roll their eyes because Red is played by a black.
>>220009489Velma is short with big tits, but they're both hot in swimsuits.
>>220009265scooby doo will look like this
>>220009313>>220009328>>220009344Y'all are some mentally ill freaks. Seek help.
>>220009009Shaggy looks too clean, he should have chin scruff.
>>220009328>>220009448>>220009534>i make up culture war scenarios in my head to get angry aboutmental illness
>>220009009How do they make Shaggy more Chad looking than Fred?
>>220009009>>220009265>all white cast>yet no one look like cartoon counterpart
>>220009009Let me guess, the one with the glasses is non-binary or some other retarded shit.
>>220009009Um, something seems missing. Those are four promising humans, but, I don't know, cast still feels incomplete.
>>220009009I need full body pics of Daphne and Velma in costume before I can pass judgement. If they put either of them in pants, I'm out
>>220009288wagmi
>>220009800They're still training the dog to speak English, absolutely zero CGI will go into this kino
>>220009009>Clean shaven ShaggyHonestly I like it more than if they went with safe sleazy Shaggy
>>220009265All the other characters will be black, asian, latino
>>220009876zoomers are incapable of growing facial hair
>>220009800hey you've just uncovered the plot of the first season of seven episodes
>>220009869Based beyond believe
>>220009265*taps sign*
>>220009265trump won (again)
>>220009288I just watched the Masque of Red Death starring Vincent Price. It was the film from the 1960s and the lead woman there was a redhead and the other important female character I think was also a redhead.
>>220009009velma and daphne will be the brains of the operation and feed will be a moron. yawn.
>>220010001so just like Mystery Incorporated
>>220009833
>>220009958and we all lost
How the fuck has Scooby Doo lasted so long? It's not even that inherently good of a premise.
>>220010025Fred was extremely competent and brave in Mystery Incorporated, and you actually cared about his relationship with Daphne. Maybe you're thinking of the Velma cartoon. I hear he's pretty embarrassing there.
>>220010236The sound effect of them winding up their legs to begin running away is extremely enlightening.Anons, please describe the sound. For me, it's>Aboobadaboobadaboobada
>>220009265This lmao literally had to double take. Feels surreal to even see. Are we sure this isnt AI?
>>220010236>It's not even that inherently good of a premise.But it is actually, colorful fun teen characters solve mysteries and balancing spooky atmosphere with cartoon humor. It was a genius idea that attracted both kids and adults. Even anti-establishment hippies loved it because they thought Shaggy was a stoner and Velma was a lesbian. It has a wide appeal. Unfortunately most version miss the point of the original show, and are too bright and cheery and lack the dark colors and atmosphere of the original series.
>>220010276Fred was a total retard in Mystery Inc, like a 75 IQ autist
>>220010236Americans like dogs and sexy teenagers
>>220009550no, years of cosplay and fanart have just made you think that
yabba-dabba-dooo!
>>220010304>Are we sure this isnt AI?Had to check but lots of big-name websites are hosting the same image and making the same claim.
>>220010320>Even anti-establishment hippies loved it because they thought Shaggy was a stoner and Velma was a lesbianThey must not have watched the show. Velma is portrayed as boy-crazy and often jealous of how much attention Daphne gets from men.
>>220009009looks like absolute shit, what the fuck
>>220009009Bullish on the QT Velma.
>>220010421I don't recall Velma having ANY romantic encounters with males until at least the 2000s with What's New Scooby-Doo
Where's the dog?
>>220011376She gets gangbanged by the Harlem Globetrotters in TNSDM
>>220009009>Shaggy isn't wearing greenIt's like a fucking monkey's paw result, you have a white cast which is good at the cost of the wrong shirt.
>>220011376"Boy-crazy" means she wants boys to kiss her, not that boys actually kiss her.
>>220009009>2026>no blacksOkay so all I can complain is Shaggy missing his trademark beard
>>220010461Kys
>>220011648Something that also never happened in the original series, not ever
>>220009009>All whiteThis can only mean one thing, they made scooby a bulldog
>>220010297For me it's>dabadabadabadonnnnnn
>>220011376Velma is just autistic. Literally the only one who actually wants to solve the mystery, goes out on her own. Bookish girls with glasses in the 60s would be Autistic today.
>>220011667If you insist.
>>220009009Velma Dinkley was brown....
>>220011875This. They whitewashed her in the original series.
>>220009009Again they make the nerdy one with glasses the hot one
>>220011875Really, the red haired character with freckles was brown? Curious
>>220011875I wonder if brown people ever get upset when they start talking to a tanned person in their kooky language only to realize the other person is actually white.
>>220011648This never happened, fag.Velma was frumpy knowitall, and that was it it for like 30 years. She might as well have not even been a girl, just an intelligent blob.
>all white casthow did they pull this off? im worried this is going to fail now because audiences want diverse casts nowadays
>>220012023>audiences want diverse casts nowadaysno they don't, moron
>>220011667>Something that also never happened in the original series, not ever>>220012007>This never happened, fag.You should watch the cartoon yourself instead of letting pop culture osmosis dictate your version of events.
>>220012037I own the cartoon on blu-ray and I've seen all 25 episodes many, many times
>>220012037>You should watch the cartoon yourself instead of letting pop culture osmosis dictate your version of events.I have watched Scooby-Doo more than you have watched anything in your entire life, you fucking retard. I don't want to go nigger on you, but you've picked the wrong one.You're making up shit that was barely even included in the series until the fucking 90s.
>>220012035yes they do. especially with trump on the way out in a couple years the pendulum is going to swing back harder than howitzer
>>220009009The pendulum is swinging back.
>>220010236It is 100% held up by the art style, atmosphere and music of the original run. No one has ever recaptured that lightning in a bottle, so people keep trying to do so.
>>220009553he actually looks like this
I don’t know what the big deal is. You guys act like movies never had white people before. You spend too much time on here memeing and not enough actually watching movies. They were never going to make anyone in this cast non-white, in any year. Your persecution complex is detached from reality.
>>220009265>>220009328>>220012140Scooby will be voiced by Dr. Dre. Saw it earlier.
>>220009009It's just too good to be true, specially for Netflix. They're going to make Velma a lesbo or write her a black boyfriend.
will the dog be cgi
>>220009429my penis is groing
>>220012205Either it's Snoop or I'm just not gonna give a hoot desu
>>220009009>all white
>>220012192>GaslightingBe better sweaty :)
>>220012192weak bait
>>220009009>First pic of Scooby Doo Netflix>not pictured: Scooby Doo
>>220012192There are multiple Scooby Doo incarnations where the Mystery Inc. gang have been racebent. It's usually Velma. The late '00s TV movies cast an Asian as her. There was a horrible looking direct-to-video movie where Daphne was played by a gigamutt. Both live-action. The theatrical CG movie from a few years ago made Velma a latinx. Then there was the Velma show, where she's a pajeeta, Shaggy is black and Daphne is Asian.
>>220010236nostalgiabait for Gen X
>>220009009>Daphne and Shaggy are both wearing whiteWhat is this shit? Velma better be wearing orange.
>>220009009Good enough. At least we didn't get fully subversive (yet).
>>220012975More of a burnt sienna
>>220009558>>220009600>>220009390hey reddit samefag put me in the screencap
>>220009009Scooby doo is healing
>>220009009I'm guessing we have approximately 3 years of this until Hollywood goes back to raceswapping
>>220013329*genderswapping Hunter will be Daphne in the inevitable 2032 movie
>>220009009is Netflix even allowed to have an all white cast?
this can only mean Scooby is going to be the blackest pitbull you can find
>>220009009>all white castthis casting director needs to be fired.
>>220009265Again the girl with glasses looks cuter than the hot chick.
>>220013023Sorry you don't get to farm engagement slop anymore Ranjeet
>>220013739Not at all, what you’re experiencing is lowering your standards in consideration of being a fuck ugly retard, this is a real psychological phenomenon. Fat ugly retards like yourself often don’t find the hottest girls the most attractive because they subconsciously understand they’re way out of their league, and they fixate instead on mid girls. All you’re doing when you post things like this shading the obviously hotter girl is telling on yourself
>>220013739you're just beta
>all light skinnedThere’s going to be a horrible monkey’s paw condition somewhere down the line.Netflix doesn’t do this ever.Maybe we’re going to be overloaded with lgbt shit, or mystery Inc will be replaced by mystery meat halfway through the first episode.
>>220009553kek
>>220010236It's a kid's first safe spooky show. Just like how Garfield is a lot of first kids comic book. Its safe and it works.
>>220010350Americans love teenagers and sexy dogs
