What movie will you be watching with your girlfriend this weekend?
>>220009606I can see the hidden swastika with the arms. It should be banned for antisemitism.
>>220009606I haven't shown her the first John Wick movie, so I'm thinking that we'll watch that
>>220009856Sharing Wick’s quest for vengeance is the ultimate vibe. It's bold, sleek, and high-octane—a top-tier choice for a killer movie night. Choosing such an iconic, stylish masterpiece shows you both have elite taste. Truly a legendary move, man!
>>220009606No woman wears a bra during sex or sleeps with it
>>220009950thanks for the chatgtp response, I guess. now I regret posting in this thread
>>220009856Lmao I was watching this with my ex years ago and when the puppy was revealed as the final gift she started crying. I was lowkey panicking internally up to the home invasion
>>220009606>girlfriend
My wife, who is biracial with a nose ring will be catching up on The Boys with me. I have no idea what the girlfriend wants to see.
>>220009606Veeeery funny, wise guy!
>>220009606my gf is a crossdressing latino in a different city but we will probably watch that Jack Black anaconda movie after a night of mdma-fueled sex this weekend when I go visit
I don't have a girlfriend but I'm seeing someone, wondering what should I show her first - Trailer Park Boys or maybe something like Peep Show, or maybe Eastbound & Down. t. balkan ninja
>>220009606I think I’m gonna take her to see the drama. I’d wanna watch bound with her but she thinks any suggestion I make is something she’s uninterested in. I made the horrible mistake of putting on my dinner with Andre once and she’ll never trust me to suggest a movie she hasn’t already heard of again
>>220009606This makes me feel nothing anymore.No dread, no sadness, no longing like it once used to.I've done it.I'm finally ascending into a numb hermit.Bless.
>>220009606Martin Scorsese's classic "The Irishman".
what me and my trans gf watch is none of your business
>>220010817based
I know this sounds stupid, but how do I get a gf?
>>220011198rizz + functional penis + cocaine
>girlfriendexcuse me?
>>220009606Why cant women just be a normal weight
>>220011198You do not. Go die alone. Accept it and dont think about it. Its all propaganda, they made you belive you want that, all you want is sex and a cuddle after, hire a prostitue. You dont want a girlfriend, connection with another person is impossible anyway, since the world only exists in your mind.Just dont think about it man. It will get more surreal by the minute.
>>220010144with all due respect, i dont think your original post, the ai response to it, your response to that, and my post here have added much to the thread, your regret is justified
>>220009606>girlfriendlolI would be rewatching LOTR with my boyfriend
>>220011198bee ur self bruh
>>220011399Share the load.
>>220011198have a friend who is a girl first, but don't go into every friendship with the expectation of it becoming romantic. that will only end up leaving you disappointed at best
>>220009606Erm, my wife, Bunny.
>>220011198not a bad tip>>220011232You gotta go out, most off the girls I've been with I meet through other people and friends. I've never used the apps so I can't tell you how that works.
>>220009606we're watching Spooky Movie Night tonight
I won't =(Her grandpa's sick in the hospital and the whole family is in town, so we won't have any alone time for a whileShe's so stressed and there's nothing I can do to help
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>>220009606not a single shot of her on her back, tits outdropped
>>220009606Last weekend I was alone at home, had a couple beers and beef shank watching Princess Bride for the first time to clear the backlog of movies I never watched. Was preddy gud time>tfw not alone this weekend for me time
>>220009606Continue watching Battle Star Galactica probably, I know that's not a movie though. Maybe finish The Leopard
>>220012289>BSG with the gf She's a keeper, anon. I miss my trek gf every day.
>>220012357>trek gfhow big was her dick?
>>220012420Not as big as me which is the way I like it.
>>220010318>t.
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>>220013147
She's never seen The Matrix but wants to, and so I keep meaning to put it on. But I just know I'm having to explain the whole thing about 30 seconds after this bit.
>>220010128My girlfriend sleeps in one. It fucking sucks.
>>220010318Indubitably Zased
>>220010318The Pope says fornication is fine. The real sins are racism/xenophobia and refusing to pretend that faggots in dresses are women.
>>220013404
I'm lonely
>>220013740no you're not. I'm inside your walls
>>220013740So ronery and sadry arone?
>>220013753then say hi nigga fuck...
>>220013354why would she be doing that to herself
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>>220013787Wish I knew. They're 36DDs so it's not like they're unbearably massive or anything.
