>the charges, officer?
>>220011949Kidnapping
piranha
>>220012045>dying cancer ridden grandpa kidnapping anyonelol
>>220011949Constructing death machines without a permit.
>>220011949she was only 17 YEARS OLD 364 DAYS 11 HOURS 59 MINUTES AND 59 SECONDS AND 99 PICOSECONDS YOUUUUSICCCK FUCKK YOU DISGUST MEEEEEEEEEEEEE *punches SAW in the penis*WHERE ISS SSHHEEEE??? YOU'RE GOING AWAY FOR A MILLLION YEARS NOPAROLE
>>220011949Genuinely laughed my ass off watching Saw X and how they depicted him as the good guy. He even has a heartwarming moment at the end where he walks off into the sunset with a little girl. Aw.
>John Kramer, you're under arrest.*claps on the cuffs*>What's the charge, officer?>What's the charge? What's the charge, he says. Well John, I'm charging you with being an all-round swell guy. And secondly, I'm charging you with a Happy Birthday.*the cuffs come off, the lights go up, and John sees a huge smiling crowd of well-wishers beneath an extravagant display of bunting. A huge tower cake sits in the middle of the room*>Oh officer, you shouldn't have.>Ah shaddup you. We wanted to get you something nice. You deserve it. Now - time to cut the cake.>I don't have a knife.>Hey can we get a knife ovah heeya? What's this? A hacksaw? Okay, just use that John. Slice the cake.>Okay, here I go!*John hacks through the cake and blood pours out of it. He flinches back in horror.*>That's right, John. We put a live human being inside the cake! That's what you like, right?>You know what? Yes it is.*everyone laughs, a record is put on, and the dancing begins.*
Whatever they got Charlie manson on
>>220011949No charges. We're just gonna play a little game.We're gonna put you in this cage for 30 years. Your cancer will kill you in 3 years, so we've provided you a rusty steak knife. Cut out your tumors or you'll die of cancer before we open the cage. Live or die make your choice.
>>220011949Torturing and killing people without a permit
>>220011949Multiple counts of premeditated murder.Kidnapping. Possession of controlled substances.Being a fagTrespassingStealingOperating heavy machinery without a license Acting like a pilpul'ing Jew when confronted with your crimes now get in the fucking oven.
>>220011949Man's laughter
