Post shitty, forgotten children's films.
>>220016374Post shitty forgotten bait threads
Daisy's Destruction
Always remember the trailer for the 3rd ninja turtles but never saw it. I have rewatched the first 2 countless times but have no connection to the 3rd. The Kangaroo movie called warriors of virtue was also only a trailer experience but quite memorable. Fun fact, tank girl used the same costumes.
>>220016374The part with the paint was kino but I can't remember anything else from the movie Also I just checked, someone has indeed made porn of the lady book.
>>220016374I had the PageMaster videogame
>the second movie by Amblin Entertainment's animation division, which obviously means that Spielberg, Kathleen Kennedy and Frank Marshall produced it
They out lipstick on this kid because they thought it would, what? Increase his attractiveness? He's like 7 years old. I hate hollywood sometimes. And /tv/ephiles but at least they are hetero and tend not to swarm the thread in thinly vieled uogghhh-ing when it's a boy.
>>220016374It’s kino time
Hey the dragon in fantasyland was awesome.
None of these movies are shitty
>>220016374I remember the opening with the colors freaking me out, don’t remember anything else but the black fairy book and the scary book.
>>220018428That ending is awesomehttps://youtube.com/watch?v=VwVogZQtjI4
I was forced to see this turd in cinemas thanks to my friends who were too scared to watch The Exorcism of Emily rose
>>220017114What's that anon, what is your favorite search engine or way to find that
>>220016374
>>220017114I haven't heard of this and it isn't coming up om imdb
>>220016374macaulay culkin is a blonde harry potter
>>220019824I miss being a kid
>>220021006Ah yes that time frame when everyone was trying to make the new Narnia
>>220016374where my Scampiggers at??
>>220019824what's top right?
>>220026095Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberlandfamous for being in development hell and having big names attached to it like George Lucas, Chris Columbus, Ray Bradbury, Chuck Jones, and even Miyazaki who all tried to save the film and just ended up leaving
>>220016374For me?That Cupboard indian.
never saw it, but a bunch of VHS movies had previews for it
>>220016374cute boy
>>220021006cute boy
>>220027589Loved this as a kid, but all I can remember is a nightmare scene where a demon clown attacks the toaster.
>>220019993Kino
This wasn't shitty, though.
>>220021006really liked the book
https://youtu.be/w-G-X8OKldAAnyone know the nigga who does the voiceover for this trailer? His voice is etched into my brain. Need to train an AI to read positive affirmations as him as my alarm clock sound (daily measure to stop me from killing myself )
>>220016374>Jokes on you faggot, this shields my virginity. Great movie. even the bike is cool. SANCTUARY, SANCTUARY!!!!!
Cats and Dogs
>>220025389>had 2 hamsters named scamper and snowflakeI think my mom got me this movie from Avon or something. Also this forgotten kino that I'm sure nobody has ever seen
>>220029639Mark Elliott. Was listed in the comments.
>>220017114overrated
>>220029722I forgot they changed the name of the movie from northern lights because americans are retarded lmao, hilarious
>>220029722>>220030359I went to see this at the cinema and the only memory I have is of the bear beheading another bear. Literally nothing else. I hear it’s one of the worst book adaptations ever made from fans of the sauce.
