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10%? Blimey! That’s quite a lot, isn’t it?
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I'm drinking 8.5% right now. Did I get ripped off?
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>>220018672
Nah, that's normalfag beer.
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7% is the sweet spot to be honest. Not high enough to taste like shit but high enough to get a buzz going
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The great debate.
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>>220018596
10 percent is nothing. Us true British want 60 percent Muslim population, minimum.
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>>220018793
Mine is 6.9%
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>>220018596
Peep Show season 10
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_4J4uor3JE
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>>220018793
Based
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>>220018952
What are the good seasons of Peep Show? It must be like Trailer Park Boys where the first 7 seasons are bangers and somewhere it teeters off.
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>>220020359
Only the last season is bad. It stays pretty consistently good
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>>220020475
>consistently
indeed, its incredibly funny today as it was then
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>>220018824
Mitchell & Webb, easily:

1. Less repetition
2. The recurring characters are funnier
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>>220018916
kek
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We doing it?
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I really can't fathom a grown man getting any buzz whatsoever off one can even if it is 10%.
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why is mustard kept behind the counter in the UK?
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>>220020359
1-4 are golden. everything after is still funny but the plotting is nonsense and everyone is out of character.
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>>220021760
It’s possible if you haven’t eaten anything all day.
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>>220018596
Mine are 10%. They're fucking awful but cost me 2 bucks for a tall can.
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>>220019170
I always wanted to shag this posh slag
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>>220021785
>Oi mate, you got a loicense for that mustard?
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>>220021785
Traditonally grocerers would keep everything behind the counter or back in a warehouse like setting, and you would present them with a list of things. They gather it all up and bring it to you, and you pay at the till. You can still do this kind of thing even now, typically through an app where you put an order together and when you drive up, you alert the shop and they bring it right out to your car.
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>>220022574
seems pretty convenient for a corner shop. they basically only seem to have that sort of thing for grocery stores in the US
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>>220018596
WHAT A LIFE
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>>220018596
yes, it's the largest amount alcohol for the least amount of money in the entire shop.
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>loser alcoholic who spends every waking moment getting his fix
so THIS is how you chose to spend your life?
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>>220021785
Why not
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>>220018824
>competent sketch comedy vs hot dogshit

like it’s even a debate, of course Little Britain is better
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is this a mitchel&webb thread or an AA thread?
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>>220027684
Why not both
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>>220018672
>>220018702
normalfag beer is like 4-5.5% anything above like 5.5% is strong beer, anything below like 4.3% is weak
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>>220021785
it's not halal
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>>220018824
Peep Show absolutely MOGS both hard and pretty much every other modern comedy show.
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>>220018702
only for proper ciders. Barring beers like russian stouts or trappist ales, high abv is generally the sign of a gimmick, same as death by hops pales
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>>220018702
>>220028592
the best beers are fruit sours. I had one that tasted like grape soda, that was based. ciders are good too. hoppy bitter shit is fucking disgusting
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I'm on beer 11
Hi /tv/
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>>220018824
>The Captains hat
>Cavemen get Bronze axes
>BMX bandit and the Angel summoner
>Cyrano helps score with the trashy chav woman
I think of Mitchell and Webb sketches all the time
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>>220028719
kill yourself faggot
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>>220018824
>Shittle Shitain
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>>220028893
Nice to meet you too :)
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>>220028719
i like staying drunk on beer rather than getting blind on spirits but it makes me have to piss more often which detracts from the enjoyment. what beer you drinking?
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>>220022499
So you can't afford the paper, the apple and the bread?
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>>220018672
5%-7,5% is the sweet spot for beer
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Another hot day in this green and pleasant land, lads. Maybe a couple of refreshing lager beers will cure me of this perishing thirst.
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I chug at least one powerade and an equivalent volume of water before sleeping after a night out drinking and it basically prevents me from having hangovers. It just werks
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>>220018596
>>220018916
Back when a bottom of the barrel alcoholic still wore a suit and had a sensible haircut and the shopkeeper was white, this is what they took from us.
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>>220018824
Little Britain was a cultural behemoth. Mitchell and Webb had a few good sketches. I wonder.
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>10%? Blimey! That’s quite a lot, isn’t it?
Native Briton kids in a London school class? Yeah, that's on the higher end.
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>>220018824
They're both proper gay and benders and that isnt it
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>>220030260
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Guys, I don't think he wanted to buy the bread, the apple and the paper at all
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>>220020475
First episode of the last season was great, apart from that yeah.
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>>220021785
These are Cambridge uni chaps. They get all their shopping delivered from Waitrose by English drivers. They've never been in a common corner shop
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>>220030132
same, my routine for the past year when going out has been to buy the cheapest strong cider before heading off and a cheapo 1L sports drink to chug when I get back, just werks
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>>220022514
terrifying mouth like summink out of Doctor Who

>>220027630
based based based
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>>220030093
depends on the type, really.
Bitters tend to be better in the 3.8-4.5 range
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Do you like peas?
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>>220028958
this is going to sound crazy but you could simply drink small amounts of spirits at a time. beer is always a silly option, its a socialising drink just for sipping to fill silence, basically. if you're drinking alone and your choice is beer i find that to be silly billy behaviour.
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>>220018596
>Petril
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>>220021760
10% 500mls with the carbonation and such, drank quickly on an empty stomach is the sweet spot for getting immediately buzzed, it would only last about an hour though (and I don't even drink at all, so for an actual alco, that's just probably to "hold him over" than even get any proper enjoyment for about 4 hours)
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>>220028490
It's the continental way after all
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>>220030580
cheese mixed into a tin of mushy peas and then put on toast is a banging lunch
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>>220030635
Good beer tastes good, simple as.
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>>220030454
>>>/x/
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>>220018596
>That's numberwang!
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>>220018824
Honestly TMAWL is the most consistently good sketch show I've ever watched.

A shame the recent one they've done is a big dud.
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>>220018824
For me, it's Anne.
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>>220031557
The recent one sucks because the whole point is platforming all these diverse vibrant new comedy writers who fundamentally are shit
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>>220030132
It'll stop working eventually, kid.
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>>220018824
if you think little britain is funny you are genuinely retarded
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>>220018824
Come Fly With Me was better than Little Britain
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>>220030093
>>220018938
>>220018793
4-5% for a a refreshing pilsner, 7-12% for a heavier beer. The higher the percentage the more flavour it should have, since you can drink less of it. Anything beyond 12% is tryhard hipster shit.
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>>220033197
What about 5.1% to 6.9%?
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>>220033259
Lots of pilsners in the 5% range (Most are 5.2 and I once drank one of 5.6), I rounded them off to 5 in my head.. But in the 6 percent range you are usually looking at shitty heavy beers like Leffe or Grimbergen or bad hipster IPAs.
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>>220028860
I had to completely forgot about the BMX Bandit and Angel Summoner so you just made me lol.
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this it?

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1777130630390474.webm
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The beer I drink is between 5.5%-7%. Beer is expensive in Canada compared to a lot of places. When I rarely go to the pub its $8/pint so I do most of my drinking at home. Honestly I like that better anyway. I just go to the pub when I want a burger or chicken wings.
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>>220032968
Real alchoholics know you stop getting hangovers eventually buddy.
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>>220033854
Of course I know him, he's me.
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>>220018596
Well, what with it being such a lovely weekend and all, I thought I might have a GLASS of BEER
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>>220033854
Why is that anyway. Doesn't make any sense
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>>220035025
if you never stop being druk the party never ends
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>>220030580
Bob and Paul Gone Fishing is kino.
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>>220018824
I like Little Britain computer says no
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how did they get away with it?
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>>220034008
on a day like this
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>>220020544
Little Brittain has higher highs and lower lows.
M&W is much more consistent and is probably better overall imo
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>>220022574
i won't let others touch my groceries because they either give me stuff above the expiration date or the wrong thing altogether
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>>220022514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJScEMUE3mc
her wearing the dog costume was insane
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>>220028560
Definitely
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>>220033012
Agreed. Little Britain is on par with Bo Selecta. It existed to give primary school children catchphrases to repeat in the playground. That said, I didn't like Mitchell and Webb much either. Their best sketch – "Are we the baddies?" – came at the beginning of the first episode, and it was all downhill from there.

Peep Show was great.
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>>220036331
You used to be allowed if you were being ironic about it
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>>220033197
I had a nearly 20% sour once and while it was good, it wasn't like drinking beer anymore. It's not like you could hang out at a bar and knock a few back. It's like a wine only with no adequate dinner pairing.
There has to be a purpose for it, but I couldn't think of one.
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Why the FUCK did they make that sketch where Sherlock Holmes has dementia and he has a brief moment of lucidity where he tells Watson that he knows he's losing it. That was not funny at all and I hate it.
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>>220018596
Sometimes I miss being an alcoholic.
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I drink a 12 pack of bud light literally every night nowdays

I have gained 60 pounds in the past 5 months. How the fuck do I get off this ride?
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>>220022514
I'm having warm feelings about the cute horse from their latest show.
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>>220037930
Stop it. Pretty fucking simple. Or at least cut back to weekends.
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>>220037930
Shit advice but find another vice.
I used Ketamine to stop drinking so much, maybe do about 1g a week.
Weed makes you just as fat as beer thesedays
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>>220030048
Probably. But I instead get a large soda then dump by lager into it so I can wander around drinking in public.
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>>220039525
Lmao I’m the guy you were replying to and I literally became an alcoholic like a couple weeks after quitting being a pothead

You are right about weed making you just as fat though. The munchies turn me into a black hole
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>>220037930
>12 pack of bud light literally every night
kek
That's like 2,000 extra calories a day on top of whatever you're eating. If you switch to something like white claws or vodka you will automatically lose weight.
Also, a 12 pack has as much alcohol as 3/4 of a fifth so you're in physical dependence territory.
>>220039525
>Weed makes you just as fat as beer
There are no calories in weed. And if you can't simply say no to binge eating while high, you can just eat low calorie things like celery and humus and it'll actually taste good.
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>>220035025
Probably something hormonal or neurotransmitters just adapting to living in the biological equivalent of Chernobyl every day. Years ago my brain literally started aching and internal things which should not feel burnt felt burnt so I cut back. There was a sweet spot though where I was still kind of okay but legitimately immune to hangovers. Going to try to quit again tomorrow. This shit is gay.
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>>220041360
Vodka is the other thing I like to drink a lot when I get burned out on bud light. I’ll often drink a fifth of vodka in one night and when I get up the next day I feel absolutely wrecked mentally. Like it’s not much of a physical hangover but almost more of a mental hangover where my dopamine is fucked up or some shit idk. All I ever wanna do the next day after drinking a fifth of vodka is watch cartoons and make myself vomit even though I’m only slightly nauseated
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>>220030260
Heyo!
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>>220037930
>>220041534
Taper down. DO NOT SWITCH TO VODKA like that other anon said. It creates mustard gas. I think only cheap wino wine will rot your insides faster than Russian water. I've been popping L-Tyrosine to try and fix my dopamine a bit but your mileage may vary. Wish I could just go down to urgent care and get a fistful of benzos to quit for real but society is fucking gay as getting fisted in the disco.
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Eight double hazy IPAs
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>>220041681
anon vodka is just ethanol and water.
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>>220041758
Yeah and Everclear is just alcohol but it's still going to rape you from the inside out like some kind of incendiary xenomorph.
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>>220041801
Everclear watered down will also just be “vodka.” It’s dodgy distillers that create “bad” vodka.
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>>220041713
6 pack of sour monkey for me, thanks
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>>220042168
I remember that shit tasting like feet
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>>220041713
why is it called whiskey sour if it isnt sour? its baffling
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>>220030132
for me it's having the right genes for alcoholism, i basically never get hungover unless i do something retarded like chug an entire handle of vodka without drinking any water and going to sleep.
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>>220041713
I tried to drink these because I like high ABV beer but they do something unholy to my insides. Somehow Steel Reserve and the like feel less deleterious to drink
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>>220044717
you dont get hangovers if you space out your intake over an adequate amount of time. Everyone whos not retarded enough to chug a bottle in 3 gos knows this.
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>>220044744
This. I always space put my drinking. Its been years since I had a real hangover. I also stopped drinking hard liquor on the regular. Now I only have like a few whiskey shots in a month.
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>>220041713
no system can give the masses the proper social graces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00roxpI3Y7I
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>>220030132
Not how hangovers work. You're not drinking enough if one sports drink does this. Hangovers are mostly due to alcohol byproducts building up from drinking to much. If a sports drink or water prevented them, there'd be far few hangovers.
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>>220045417
Your average retard just passes out after getting blasted. Druks have had enough experience to experiment with what prevents you from waking up the next morning pukeblasting with a vicious headache.
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>>220041681
>Wish I could just go down to urgent care and get a fistful of benzos to quit for real but society is fucking gay as getting fisted in the disco.
Yep. All you'd need to get off alc is 5-7 days worth of valium and sleeping pills. Ofc, most doctors wouldn't won't to give that to someone who has alc problems. Pretty simple though, $20 worth of pills.
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>>220044744
This works, but it requires you not to get drunk. If you don't drink a certain amount in a certain time, you won't get very hungover, but you have to drink a certain amount in a certain time to get drunk.
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LETS FOOKIN GO DRUK BLIMEY CVNTS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgA8z0Gh2iQ&list=RDWgA8z0Gh2iQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kz0qT6GULis&list=RDkz0qT6GULis
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I ate the cheeseburger and fries.
I'm drinking the black velvet.



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