will you see it?>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/yZwUtZsao4Abam thinks it will be a flop
Reminder: Bam Margera will be 47 this year. He's an almost 50 year old man.
>>220021538Sad guy rooting for the failure of his friends
>>220021765>Reminder: Bam Margera will be 47 this year. He's an almost 50 year old man.i mean...that's basically the entire original jackass crew. they're not funny anymore and the 'new crew' is embarrassing. jackass 4 is basically unwatchable.
>>220021968>Sad guy rooting for the failure of his friendshe doesn't even know half of them now. if you were able to make it through #4 then it's obvious #5 will be a flop.
He hosted Fishtank and was awful. He seems like the same type of safe former addict that Steve-O is.
>>220021968>friendssteve-o is the only one even remotely close to being bam’s friend
>>220021765What is that in earth rocker years?
Hes not wrong. 4 was garbage. Happy to see Bam doing cool skate tricks and being cool still. He still has that natural entertainer coolness vibe that hes always had. SteveO has become absolutely insufferable these days.
>>220022615Bout tree fiddy
>>220021968>>220022584Only the Cky guys are his friends that he grew up with.
>>220021538Wouldn't it be kino if Bam reunited cky for one last cky film instead of dei hires and women on the new jackasses.
>>220021538>all of the zoomie kiddies in the comments claiming cky made jackass
>some bloke asked me
Zagnut
>>220023712bam's shit was always the weakest. he was only entertaining when Knoxville was fucking with him and making him cry like a bitch. That said, there never needs to be another jackass.
>>220022040I hate Eric Andre so fucking much.
I refuse to watch a bunch of geriatric old niggas with some unfunny gen z retards doing 'stunts.' Watching Bam's most recent content is infinitely more kino, just him reminiscing about his life and skating and shit.Earthrockers forever, fuck jackflop.
>>220023712Well at least half the footage that was on the tv show and first movie was reused footage from cky. So Bam is at most half responsible for Jackass being where it is today.
>>220021765What did depressed fat retarded incel mean by this?
>>220021968fuck off steve-o go get breast implants>>220023427this
>>220023712wtf Zoomers are based and correct!?
>>220023787fuck off johnny you're a grandpa
>>220021538based bam
I watched CKY2K so much when I was 12 that my friends and I could recite pretty much the entire movie line for line. It was a level of kino that zoomers and browns will never understand.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgwRsFPHyd4
>>220023850>I hate Eric Andre so fucking much.i've tried to like him but to me he seems like a dude trying to be the black tom green. i don't hate him. he does look ugly af though and isn't funny.
>>220021538this dickhead grew up to become his dad
>>220024876many people do
>>220024138>wtf Zoomers are based and correct!?big brother and cky were basically doing the same shit at the same time. cky had massive crossover between skaters and 'normies'. i was massively in to skating as a kid and, without looking it up, i don't even recall a big brother tape. my friends and i all collected videos like 411 and toy machine or element or whatever. cky brought everyone together. didn't matter if you were a skater or a jock. fucking everyone loved it. most of the original jackass was just recycled cky clips too.
>>220024876>this dickhead grew up to become his dadi mean...i don't think his dad was addicted to drugs and alcohol. i think his mom said that the only reason he was able to stay skinny was because of his alcohol intake.
>>220025026but alcohol actually makes you develop a big belly
>>220025026>stay skinny was because of his alcohol intakebased retard
>>220022555Checked. What's fishtank?
I really wish the entire jackass cast had died in a plane crash or something after jackass 2. It's just really sad to watch them all age
>>220021538maybe if that bitch takes a cattle prod to the clit
>>220025284some grifter reailty show that the board is being spammed with
>>220025218>>220025260i've never lost as much weight as when i switched from beer to vodka. skinny as a rail now.
>>220025800thats not because of alcohol intake, thats because of less calories u dumb fuck lmao
>>220025337>maybe if that bitch takes a cattle prod to the clitthe IP is done. there's no way they're fucking with the girl. all the new crew probably signed up with contracts stating no bodily harm or some shit.
>>220025824>thats because of less calories u dumb fuck lmaoand vodka has less calories than beer. what do you not understand? i was saying that bam's mom said that bam was able to stay skinny because of alcohol and she was obviously talking about liquor.
>>220025950>because of alcoholfuck you really are dumb
>>220025993>fuck you really are dumbcan you explain why? beer doesn't suppress appetite in the same way that spirits do.
>>220026033Because you clearly framed it as "alcohol" being the cause of weightloss. No reasonable person would describe weightloss from switching to vodka over beer as "from alcohol".
>>220021538y tho?I am not 18 anymore and it is no longer 2003. The last one was such an atrocity, between the women and dei nogs, it was unwatchable.
>>220022584The big fucking attention whoring toothy fuck is his "friend"? L O L
>>220026082i said bam's mom said that bam was able to stay skinny because of alcohol. tf are you on about?
>>220026179and you quoted her directly in the same context. hence why you needed me to correct you.
>>220026206>and you quoted her directly in the same context. hence why you needed me to correct you.whatever. stay fat and keep correcting.
>>220026179NTA. I understand what you meant Anon but you write like your shits fucked up and you’re retarded so other retards don’t understand and not understanding makes retards here angry.
Jackass 3 was the perfect endanything after that is just legacy destroying
>>220026253>but you write like your shits fucked up and you’re retardedcan you provide an example? i want to improve my communication skills.
>>220026248I accept your concession>>220026302Stop typing like an idiot, for one.
>>220026315>Stop typing like an idiot, for one.where did i type like an idiot?
>>220026380god youre insufferable wtf
>>220026315>I accept your concessioni bow to you, master of /tv/. you're pathetic.
>>220026429>god youre insufferable wtfit's "you're". get a grip typemaster.
>>220026449Good boy.
>>220026491>Good boy.glad to provide you with a perceived win on /tv/. now get back to your homework.
>>220026612BTFO
>>220026482ur a faget
>>220026703stay fat. more girls for me
>>220026737>uh ur fat because I am embarrassed over being called out for my stupidity! lol. also, im married.
>>220026754NTA but does your wife have a sister? I am lonely.
>>220022555>retards who run fishtank wrote him a check to show up>retards who run fishtank plan literally nothing and explain nothing to bam>bam shows up for a check>bam leaves and doesn't care about showfishtank sucking again is bams fault!!!!!!!!!
>>220024949I'm also a millennial. CKY rules steveo and johnny are faggot pieces of shit.
>>220026809yes but shes fuckin gross. bitch has piles of rotting trash in her room and smells bad. evil person
>>220022727Based and CKYpilled
>>220021765he looks like hes 17
>>220027163are you retarded?
>>220027193These are the hands of 17 year old.
>>220027364he has the trump bruising
>>220021765
>>220027364Look at em cute lil sausage fingersAlso, is that shit on his right hand?
"Some of the new stunts include Steve-O getting a painful prostate exam from a robot named Larry, Poopies putting a shock collar on his penis, and an "escape room from hell" that punishes everyone’s bodies.[4]Dave England ruptured a tendon in his right middle finger after trying to dig a coin out of new cast member Zach Holmes' anus.[21]"And if it's going to be a lot of archive footage, then maybe we can see real unrated butt x-ray and other visits to hospital other than the one that made it into film.Then they can also add stunts where they strap someone on a table and hammer nails thru someone's testicles and remove eyeballs and then the whole crew laughs like it was a joke and not a snuff film.
>>2200227274 was garbage, but it was kind of funny when Dave England took a shit in that display toilet, even if it was set up.
Okay I'm not even exaggerating here, Jackass Forever is genuinely one of the most ridiculously entertaining things I've watched in ages. Like yeah it's stupid, obviously, but that's kind of the point and they go ALL in - every stunt just keeps getting more unhinged and you can't help but laugh even when you know you probably shouldn't. It somehow feels nostalgic and fresh at the same time, and honestly the commitment these guys have to just completely wreck themselves for our entertainment is kind of unreal. If you’re even slightly on the fence, just watch it - you'll either love it or question humanity, but either way you won't be bored!
>>220030004Go to bed, Knoxville.
they are too old for shopping carts. its just a fact. i dont want to see a boomer break a hip while hearing johnny knoxville's annoying laugh in the background. why cant zoomers just take over the throne? i wouldnt mind watching a broccoli haired faggot getting his nuts kicked in.
CAUSE I'M AN EARTH ROCKER
>>220030549They can see a bear or a snake and then camera can look at them being terrified. And they can do genital stunts for example they could slice someone's penis like it was sausage, then another crew member eats it as part of a soup and then everyone starts laughing uncontrollably and the cameraman pukes.
Are we going to discuss more about the cock ball torture & anus dilation movie.
>>220021765POST THE ORC BAM PHOTO
>>220027483>The horror of just assuming you'll die young but don't.
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