>KITT, activate... Slow Pursuit Mode...
>>220022946well with a wife like this no wonder he has trouble walking in the morning
>>220022946Did he have a stroke?
>>220022946I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
Alcohol will fuck you up like that over time.
>>220022946>men don't hit the wal.......
>>220022984His wife Tops him?
>>220023134yeah but hes also SEVENTY THREE
>I was huge in Germany, you know?
>>220022946>WHAT IS THE CHARGE!?>EATING A MEAL? A SUCCULENT FLOORBURGER MEAL?
>>220023191I personally hope to not be using a walker at 73.
>>220023134you see one video and you think that is how he is 24/7 ?He's 73 and pretty normal. wife has a banging body though. good for him
>>220022946has he finally been hassled?
>>220023191How many people do you se using a walker? 73 isn’t 105. I know a lot of people in their seventies and they walk just fine.
>>220023191That's not that old man. Both of my grandfathers are walking around fine, albeit slowly, at age 90.
>>220023249I'm glad he cleaned up his act but his daughter was still a cunt for this.If a man wants to get drunk and eat cheeseburgers on his own floor in his house he paid for that is his right.
>>220023191its usuallyt joints not oldman health. i doubt hed abuuse his joints. drinking and smoking fuck you ober hard
>>220023249hope his cunt daughter gets cut out of the will for thislet the man drunkenly eat a burger in peace
>>220023032Sometimes people have strokes and they are on walker but thankfully don't need it after months of therapy. Seen it with family members. There are also tons of other conditions that require walkers.
>>220022946Wife already showing off her poontang and contours of her ass, complete with sexy thong. Shoppin for cock!!
>>220023374The man single-handedly tore down the Berlin Wall. I think he's deserved a floorburger or two
>>220023391Fuck off, puritan.
>>220023277My dad wad in his 80s when he fonally had to resort yo a walker to steady himself. A number of issues had built up and we didn't want him falling.
>>220022946I would sex his wife.
>>220023249just chilling like the hoff
>>220022946>Knight Rider>Baywatch>Pop Star (in Germany)>Floor hamburger enjoyerThis man has lived a blessed life. He is near the end of his life and he has a nice wife to help change his diaper. I had to help my dying father shit once...it was not great. I won't have anyone to help me. I have such fond memories of his show, and Dukes of Hazzard, and Powers of Mathew Star and Buck Rodgers...I hope his end of days are peaceful and uneventful.Godspeed, roadking.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNyXYPhnUIs
>>220023249What a life!
>>220023482I only just started watching Knight Rider and it's actually a really comfy show, and Hoff is great in it. worthy of the hype
>>220023459tell that to my bud who just passed away. btw you can drink all you want man
>>220022984yep
>>220023249>Why are you doing this?!>Because I'M HUNGRY!
>>220023645>I only just started watching Knight Rider and it's actually a really comfy show, and Hoff is great in it. worthy of the hypeIt's wonderful. Whimsical. Babes strewn throughout. People would say its trash TV! And now they don't say a word about modern tv.
Vax status? Booster count?
>>220022946Why are there two of them?
>>220023191My grandma is 86 and she still goes on morning jogs and gardens.
>>220023284Pretty normal? My grandad was 90 when he looked that bad, he still went for walks every day with just a cane and lived to 95. How the fuck does someone in their early 70's with Hollywood money look like the Dorian Grey painting in the attic is working in reverse?
How was there never a crossover?
>>220023997she's smart for making the most of it. my grandma was the same but slowed the fuck down around 90 and went into full walker mode almost in an instant. once you're jogless, it's almost all over
>>220024188They were on competing networks (KR on NBC, Dukes on CBS) that weren't eager to help each other out with programming, or mix competing hit shows.
>>220024188That's the first time I've ever seen the doors open on the General Lee.
>>220023997my grandmother did aerobics and lived completely independently every morning until she was 93. then she got a headache, went to the doctor. her cancer has returned and spread all through her body. put on hospice care a few days later and was dead within 3 more days. once you get to this old age, it doesnt matter how active you are. every day could be your last.
>>220023191He looks 100
>>220024312You're welcome
>>220022946>>22002319173 and needing a walker is fucked but his wife looks to have a good body so its not all bad
>>220022946he had hip surgery or some shit and is recovering.
>>220026067If these guys and The Hoff don't make cameos in the new show, I ain't watching
>>220022984She looks amazing for 72.
>>220022946Women wearing yoga leggings in public with a skirt or shorts is still gross, sorry not sorry.
>>220022946I want Taylor Sheridan to cast him in something
>>220023466yummy mommy
>>220023113Don't hassle the Hoff
>>220023191So basically just a kid. It ain't right
>>220023191William Shatner is 95 and still shows up to events and car shows (I saw him at one a year or two ago, he was chill as fuck and was just walking around).
>>220022946This is far too young for a white man to have mobility issue. The vaxx and wokeism killed his manhood.
>>220023141nigga he is 73
I always think it's funny when some rich old geezer carks it and wills his entire estate to the 30-something goonette golddigger who was draining his ballsack every night while his kids get nothing. It just amuses me the priorities people have. At the end of the day what matters most to these men is having a pretty young woman extract their nut in various ways every night, that's what life is about. Their kids? Who gives a fuck.
Imagine your career being to stalk retired, C-tier actors
>>220023482>I had to help my dying father shit once...it was not great. I won't have anyone to help me.Same, we'll end as hobos shitting ourselves in the street and that's ok, I've come to terms with it.
>>220023331And I know a lot of people who use walkers. Your body gives out, man. He's at the end of his fucking life. What are you, a child? 73 is old as fuck.
>>220028852a lot of zoomers believe they're gonna live forever and never lose their hair or need a walking stick
>>220027225I feel like being active really helps old people. My grandmother gardened until she was in her 90s and died peacefully in her sleep
>michael I think that streetwalker has a penis
Fuck yeah. I've been waiting for Hasselhoff do be taken down a peg for a while now. Like almost forty years. Time will ravage me too but for now revenge is sweet.
>>220028883I've known people who did nothing except vegetate in front of the tv and live to 100truth is there is no magic trick, it's just luck
>>220024188because them Duke boys was real stupid country crackers! Yepper!
>>220027225>William Shatner is 95what the fuck? I thought he was like 75 or something. He's so spry for a 95yo
>>220023524Kek
>>220027225>William Shatner is 95Wonder what his secret is. Maybe he eats monke brains.
>>220028896>Hoffhaterfuck you
>>220029062I think he's been fairly open about his strategy of maintaining lean mass while putting on about 5lbs of fatmass per decade. Something about the fat keeping your body in general but especially your face full as your skin starts to lose elasticity.
>>220023482knight rider is such kino, yet painfully forgotten because zoomers have no taste
Nigger really believed he was responsible for the fall of the eastern block. Glad to see his stupid ass being humbled but I doubt it will be a lesson to him
>>220023466he looks like such a mens men with all that hair
>>220029062>Wonder what his secret ishttps://www.lifeextension.com/magazine/2023/3/william-shatner-stem-cells-fight-aging
>>220023191barely eligible to be a president
>>220022946The Foundation skipped on hydraulics and all those Turbo Boosts did a number
>>220023191My dad's 71 and my moms not far behind and they both walk at least 5 miles a day and can keep up with me in my as a fit guy in my mid-30s living in le walkable city
>>220027225The lesson is take the advise of a magic diner coin machine
>>220029883You make it sound like you're trying to abandon them but they keep catching up to you.
>>220029883wow do you suck each other off too??
>>220023249>this considered embarrassingly pathetic behavior back then
>>220022984She fucks him in the ass?
>>220023191my uncle is 85 he still hunts and fishes, carries a pack and a gun all over the woods, in excellent shape, you just need to stay active, if you start getting lazy you are fucked when you get old
>>220023191a fucking kid
>>220022946
>>220022946I think i remember some story a celebrity told about Hasslehoff (might have been hugh jackman)They met him at a urinal and he was blind drunk, pissing his pants and aiming his nuts instead of his pecker.What a lad
>>220029062DEEP BLUE SEA IIUsing cells taken from Mako sharks to fight age-related degeneration was always retarded.Now a new team has a better idea.WILLIAM SHATNER.
>>220023032With a wife like that I'd certainly have a stroke several times a day
