what is the best seagal film?
This one is pretty incredible.It's a Marlon Brando Apocalypse now performance of him sitting in a chair, then at one point sitting in another chair, then going back and sitting in the first chair, while talking on the phone to the guys in the other 3/4 of the movie on the phone about their truck breaking down and eventually they fix it.
Only a true sniper can take on the Earth's greatest foe: The Ground.
>>220025301under siege and it's not really an argument, for people that like him or hate him
>>220025301Out For Justice
The 2 Under Siege Movies and Marked For Death.
>>220025301lol, is the muzzle flare actually part of the original poster?it looks like he's accidentally firing it into the ground
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>>220025496He probably did. In his later movies that went straight to YouTube he was always cosplaying as a mercenary and he would do stupid shit like switching his grip and trigger hand.
>>220025301wtf? Is this real?
>>220025463>>220025494Undersiege was decent but executive decision is way better
1) Under Siege2) Above the Law3) Hard to Kill4) Marked for Death5) Out For Justice6) Fire Down Below7) Under Siege 2: Dark Territory8) On Deadly Ground9) The Patriot10) Exit Wounds
>>220025509This is not a Segal movie, it is a Kurt Russell movie. Segal dies in the first 15 minutes
>>220025550See >>220025580
>>220025496yeah, his later movies are pretty silly
>>220025580Dude Segal is on the poster and his face is as big as Russell's. It's a Segal movie
>>220025580Seagal dies like 40 minutes in
>>220025698He dies in the first 15 minutes you cum stain. Is Scream 2 a Mekhi Pheifer movie?
>>220025778Scream 2 was garbage
>>220025580>>220025757He's a costar and dies way later than 15 minutes. It's still a Segal movie as much as it is a Russell movie. You could also call it a legazaimo and Halle berry movie too
>>220025301>van dami'm assuming this isn't just a typo but a completely different person from jean claude van damme?
>>220025463This.
>>220025852Not a typo. JCVD has never shared the screen with Seagal.
>>220025852You would be correct!
>>220025698>>220025834Wrong. You can't even spell it correctly. Kurt Russell would not have co-piloted a movie Tango and Cash style with fucking Steven Seagal.
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>>220025852It's the wrestler rob van dam
>>220025561his early movies are overratedI'm sick of this nonsense narrative
>>220025698This
>>220025301Why the fuck does he have a samurai sword kek
>>220025509saying this is your favorite seagal movie is very cringe>hurr I don't actually like this guy so I'm going to pick the movie where he dies in the first 20 minutes I am so sarcastic and funny
>AND THE JAMAICAN GUY GETS TO HIT HIM>BUT HE BREAKS HIS BACK AND THROWS HIM DOWN AN ELEVATOR SHAFT
I have his episode of SNL on a hard drive. Pure gold.
>>220025301>what is the best seagal film?COCKPUNCHER--- power gap ---EXECUTIVE DECISION, if you think it's a SS movie, which it isn't, it's just a movie with SS in itUNDER SIEGE--- power gapA BUNCH OF THINGS WITH YOUNG AGILE SS WITH THREE-WORD TITLES (MARKED FOR DEATH, HARD TO KILL, ETC) BUT NOT ON DEADLY GROUNDON DEADLY GROUND (worse than the other early-period three-word titles because it pretends to be serious)--- power gapEVERYTHING WITH OLD FAT SS
>>220025301All of them
>>220030859I'm SO glad I'm not the only one who knows about Cockpuncher. That's seriously his best role.>I don't think you have the balls.
>>220025301Seagull vs vampires
“What happened?”“One thought he could fly, the other thought he was God.”“And….?”“They were both wrong.”
>>220032223This was really, really bad, and as I recall Seagal is only in about 15 minutes of it
>>220025301This is quintessential Seagal that nobody talks about it. Bit like a delirious fever dream completely detached from reality. A peek into Seagal's inner thoughts. Star studded cast. Michael Caine as the villain for fuck sake. It's a must-watch. Three years later, he made another movie with the same exact bullshit plot, star-studded once again, but it doesn't quite reach the crescendos of On Deadly Ground (1994). Back in my day, these were excellent movies to come across on the weekend, on a local broadcast TV station. You'd sit down, watch it, and you'd like it.
>>220034845>1994>tells people to get electric cars>everyone laughs at him
>>220034845the other one i forgot to mention, Fire Down Below (1997). cute cock-starved milf anyway
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>>220025301The shortest one.
>>220034909You know how shitty those things were back then? Absolutely abysmal.
>>220025301>Sniper>Dual wielding sword???>Gun firing at the ground becauseThis looks so fucking silly and shitty it loops back to kino
>>220025494Under Siege 2 is pretty bad, it was only made 3 years after Under Siege 1 but you can already see a lot of the things people mock in his later films. Segal was doing as little on camera running as possible and he's barely in large parts of the film. The last 10 minutes are fun though
>>220035708True story about US2.be mego to cinema with bunch of friends(wouldn't nornally go without a film in mind but someone had passed driving test or something and wanted to celebrate)what to watch? hmmm look not sureman in lobby sees our indecision"see Under Siege 2, it's actually really good"he seems sincere"oh ok"watch US2wow this is the worst pile of crap everwe still are not sure to this day if the guy was trolling us or if he was retarded and genuinely thought US2 was goodnormally you can tell when someone tries to con you, but if he was trolling he was really really good at it (and also an asshole)
>>220025301Sniper Specials Ops of course
>>220035939Segal shooting without looking where he's pointing webms = best webms
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>>22002530190% of modern Seagal discourse is just repeating Cumtown lines but worse
