>It's a "Truman has been unemployed for so long weekends no longer mean anything and has given up on sending resumes" episode
It's a "Truman has every public holiday off but could really use a vacation" episode
>>220027442Truman could just take his much needed vacation, I'm sure bossman wouldn't mind.
>>220027409>Truman lays down with his ass on the wall and his legs over his head and proceeds to self suckMan the producers are real lucky they got this Truman, and not some weirdo freak child molester.
>>220027409Japanese elderly men abuse my holes on Christmas day.
>It's a "Truman cups every single fart with his hand then sniffs it" episode>It's a "Truman sits up in the bath right before blowing off so the scent reaches his nostrils" episode>It's a "Truman enjoys the smell of his sweaty armpits" episode>It's a "Truman discovers the sweat behind his ears has a nice odor" episode>It's a "Truman laughs at the 'quite pungent my dear' post online" episode >It's a "Truman rationalizes why he draws the line at poop" episode
I’ve been unemployed for 4 years now and I’m almost ready to just give up and accept perma neetdomAny tips?
Can someone honestly tell me what being a NEET is like?I'm graduating from medical school in a few months but have also been trading throughout, take home about 5x what a consultant doctor earns in the UK already and just can't be bothered practicing when the pay is so shit by comparison. I want to pack the trading in too since it's so hard/stressful/risky and after that I will be a NEET.I am not super driven anymore and honestly just playing video games, watching kinos, going to the gym, going to restaurants/holidays etc constantly sounds fairly peak. It was my birthday recently, spent it with GF, went to nice restaurant then fucked on the beach shit was so peak it just made me think this is what I want to do not deal with consultant spergouts in the hospital.I'm taking a year out to travel world next year, hopefully will get a bit of a better idea with what I want to do with life. Looking back there were definitely signs but you obviously don't realise this is how your life will turn out as a child and I'm really struggling to adapt.
>>220028699true hell if you got no resources, opportunities or accolades.
>it's a Truman gets drunk and watches YouTube shorts episode Surely this can't go on for an entire season?
>>220028699Been NEETing for almost 5 months and my savings have been nearly depleted It fucking sucks and I feel like a total failure. I’ve exhausted every lifeline I thought I had for a job except 1 and I have no clue how much longer it’s going to take before I can actually start working againI don’t like video games anymore, fapping feels more like a chore, and I barely see my friends. The only productive thing I do is going to the gym
>>220027409>It's a "Truman is hung over and layed in bed all day alternating between 4chan and YouTube shorts." At least he's only getting drunk 1 day a week now.
>>220028930>It's a Truman gets angry about negros on YouTube shorts again, destroying his 3rd monitor episodeI didn't know the show would hit so close to home
>>220028987>It's a Truman discovers the dark web & transfers bitcoin to have his narcotics mailed through the post episode
>>220028964If it's bad why don't you get a job?
>>220028699By the way you type, “shits so peak,” and the image you posted, I doubt you have the intelligence to understand life from another persons perspective, and were asking to “dunk” on people you see as “losers.”So long as you have some form of skill you’re working on, being a neet is fine, although that could be considered education, so a more fitting description is unemployed. Most neets suffer from a total lack of ambition and just masturbate/play video games but with unlimited free time you can learn and do alot.
Went from being mostly a NEET for 10 years (besides working two comfy jobs that were handed to me for a couple of months each) to working a very physically demanding, constant movement entry-level job and I have zero idea where to go from here. Kinda just want to jump off a bridge every day of the week.
>It's a "Truman waits for his friend to leave the room then smells their chair" episode
>>220027409>failed to pass two HR screenings recentlyIt was for the best, r-right? I have an in person interview Monday. It’s for a 3-6 month contract but it’s $57/hour so whatever.
>it's a Truman develops maladaptive daydreaming and forgets to live seasonWhat were they thinking?
>>220028611What is the reason you’ve been a NEET for 4 years? What’s your problem?
Truman needs helpTruman is so desperately alone and can’t connect with anyoneTruman goes to the store, coffee shops, library, and the dog park to try and talk to people again…anyone.
>it's a Truman wants to kill himself but the thought of his sad mom is the only thing barring him from committing
>>220031437well truman needs to stop being a fag
>It's a Truwoman obsesses over her wide shoulders for an entire day and goes to bed crying episode
>It's a "Truman's gig is no longer earning as much money as it used to, and he has to get a real job, because his family went out of business, and it's all up to him now" episodeThis gig was Truman's dream, working only for himself. Now he has to become a wagie, like a schmuck. How will he cope?
>it's a "truman has to tell a fake story to his coworkers when they ask what he's doing on weekend so he doesn't seem like a friendless loser" episodehow do normies have the energy to do all these exciting things and go places every weekend? I'm too burnt out and exhausted from working 5 days a week that even if I had friends or a gf to do things with I wouldn't want to
>it's a Truesis gets agp from watching too many chick flicks
>it's a Truman just need a win once just something to break through a fucking tiny glimpse of hope pls
>>220030827I’m trying. I’m waiting for a background check to clear for a construction job that pays $43/hr but would require to move to the other side of the country
>It's a Truman remembers when these threads were funny and about the movie itself and not about incels whining about their pathetic lives episode
>>220027409haha you just described my life
>>220031876What does your stupid shitty life have to do with truman?
>it's a Truman is growing resentful against his online Chud friends but all the normal lib types have actual lives and befriending communists would be even worse than the chuds At this point the guy should just become a normie, clearly he doesn't fit in with any of the terminally online losers
>>220032809Maybe Truman should stop acting like he knows anything about anyone. He could also drop the self importance here.
>>220028699I was a neet for a year, now I'm full time employed. I didn't really appreciate anything when I was neeting life had no meaning. There where definitely benefits though it was nice to just be able to spontaneously go on trips or go hiking or hang out with friends. Now I'm so tired from work all the time I never feel like doing fucking anything and taking any days off requires planning in advance. There's benefits to both life styles
>Truman finally lands a job but he's so used to be alone he forgot how to socialize and just acts weirdly around people at the office
>It's a "Truman finally has job that pays him decent money but he feels more unsure of himself and his future than ever before, and wonders if his life will collapse under him before he's had his chance to make his mark on the world and he dies in anonymous squalor without ever being the person he was meant to be" episode.
>It's a "Truman is increasing pessimistic about the state of the world and thinks everything would be better off if there was another world war to break up the stagnation" episode
>>220027409If you haven't had a job in 3 years but you've been pursuing a degree in that time does that count as a gap on your resume or is that considered an acceptable reason to not be working?
It’s a 32 Truman had enough and want love and sex now and the other multiverse Trumen discussing Truman meta are going to help him and give him solid advice or else their mom are going to die in their sleep season finale
>it's a Truman lands a job but he's gained 30kg after a depression crisis and no clothes fit him anymore and he's too embarrassed to buy new ones
>it's a truman goes to the grocery store episodewhat deals will they have at the store??? tune in to find out!
God I can't wait for this site to shut down next year so you all come to back up /tv/ and get rocked
>It's a Truman has no more paper to wipe his ass but is too lazy to go out episode
>it's a clip show episode of all the times truman washed his hands
>>220028611>I’ve been unemployed for 4 years now Well, don't stop now.
>>220028930Correct.
>It's a Truman did everything by the book, everything society and family have been expecting of him but is now depressed, broken beyond repair, virgin, no wife, no kids, dropped out of his job, in smelly underwear and no shower for over 2 months eating slop, browsing 4chan and watching garbage on tv, nothing hits anymore episode
>It’s a Truman saving money solely to have sex in Thailand for the first time and eventually killing himself there when he runs out of funds episode
>it's the "Truman discovers at the grand old age of 30 that he has ADHD and probable autism" episodeI hate this one.
>>220033646After putting down my dog, I've really given up. Nothing to live for, nothing to die for. No one I love, and everything I've cared about has been ruined. I got one good shot. And I lost it not because I was a bad worker but because I was good to the point they needed me doing grunt work than anything that actually pays.I'm done. I'm tired. I'll do whatever I want until I drop dead.
>truman has no idea where to meet women besides a dating appwhen will he figure things out?
>>220033646>everything society and family have been expecting of himok but what did you expect of yourself?
>it's a truman messes up his grilled cheese cooking episode
>>220028699Been NEET for nearly two years (not voluntarily) and it's a bit shit. Depends on your personality I imagine, but for me NEETing is misery and really makes you consider why you even exist, or why society exists. Thing is, this is fine when you're an angsty teen striking out against the world, but when you get to your thirties and you're still a neet, you're just shaking your fist into the void, and will accomplish nothing. The romanticism is gone, your youth is gone. You're a failure, and you better come to terms with that. So yeah, it's a bit shit. I don't recommend you do what you're planning to do, unless you're a creative who is not on the nihilistic side of things. If you have passion for life, with all its flaws, you may be able to find beauty in your suffering no matter what age you are, but if that's not your temperament you will suffer needlessly.But then again, if you have fuck you money then do what you want. You might regret your choice, you might not. Life doesn't care, no one will care, the universe doesn't care. There's only the endless void that awaits us all at the end, even if humanity sees the end of time, there is no 'good end'. Don't do drugs.
>>220027409>it’s a Truman takes NyQuil for a month because of a cold that won’t go away, and then discovers he can’t sleep without it episode
if trumans unemployed and friendless and blaming immigrants why isnt he joining an extremist political group to fill the time and to make friends? it could create quite the funny character arc
>>220033678I did that a decade ago but I never wanted to kill myself. If I did I'd wager the experience would've made me decide I don't want to though fuck me it was depressing coming back home.
>It's a Truman is a 37 yo wizard that works as programmer and most of his free time is spent in front of a computer or rewatching old TV shows
>>220031808Is that from the Truman transitioning arc?
>it’s a Truman realizes most people are fucked up and hate their jobs and have trouble finding dates and even the ostensibly normal people still torture themselves over inconsequential shit and it gives Truman comfort episode
>>220033698I saw this one. Truman was impressed his parents were able to hide it from him for so long. Then again, it was likely because Truman was autistic.
>>220028611literally me. we just gotta start trying again man
>>220028699It's fine but at the end of the day you want to kys because you know you have no future
>It's a Truman really want to start cocaine or adderall to see what is it like to not feel like shit for a few hours but hs no idea where to find the stuff episode
>It's a Truman is always on the edge of achieving financial security but it's afraid of actually achieving it because then he'd run out of excuses to be paralyzed and stuck in the same place for 10 years so he self sabotages episode
>it's a truman takes out the garbage episode
>>220033891Glowniggers recruitment tactiqs
>>220034980>it's a truman does nothing episode
>>220031767I’m trying my best here.
>>220033883>don't do drugsDon't listen to this nihilistic faggot. Do psychedelics, kids. Those will give you insight on what you want in life and how to do it. Above all, after the integration process, you'll attain...peace. Depression will be gone forever
>it's a truman goes for a walk episode
>>220035075problem?
>>220028699It's very comfortable, fulfilling even at times since it allows you to live more freely and creatively than wageslaves - but there's always a subtle dread at the back of your mind, a sense that your life, in some fundamental way, is wrong (and it is).
>>220035827it's very difficult, almost impossible, to learn how to be truly productive while being a NEET. Most NEETs don't live creatively or productively, e.g. spending 8 hours a day on video games. Props to those who manage though but it's a fantasy for the most part.Now that I've had a career though and have learned how to be very productive in the time I have, it would be great to have that NEET time again, assuming decent finances. Just part of how life goes.
>>220027409>Truman gets so drunk he completely forgets to wipe and wakes up with a crusty sore asshole and poop paint chips in his bed
>>220027409This one is too real. Ive been ghosted by so many employers I just gave up looking.
>It's a Truman hasn't left the house since last January and is developing some serious mental health issues episode
>it's a truman watches boiling water for fun episode
being a neet is amazing and the only thing that sucks is having no money and getting bothered by the government to find a job or else geting sanctioned
>>220036326I miss neet life but I don't think I could go back to it now. I still have to live with my parents and I'd feel guilty not contributing or helping now that they're getting older and the economy is getting worse.
>>220033944This is me except I'm 33, work security and also make porn in Blender.
Having to work 40h a week has always made me want to kms.
>>220036451How good is your porn? I wanted to get into that a while ago, but I felt I couldn’t justify the time investment required.
>>220036479I don't mind having a full time job, its the commute that's soul-crushing.
>it's a truman is getting divorced and pulled $12,000 out of his 401k for a lawyer and a piece of shit car because his wife cleaned him out, but she isn't planning on getting served and told to drag her ass back to the state with the kids episodeTruman is staying in a hotel this weekend after 2 weeks in his car and just got a new tattoo. Truman has entered his midlife crisis and will be buying a challenger when this is all over.
>>220036525Well at least I work from home four days a week now. On my previous job I had to drive 1h every day and I remember having recurrent thoughts of crashing my car on the highway.
>Its a Truman wasted a beautiful Saturday because he woke up too early and then took a 3 hour nap at 9 AM episodeThis fucked up sleep cycle is ruining the show for everyone
>Times you spotted Truman in unusual places (NSFW):>https://x.com/F3Ogt7sazwMQBBi/status/2030562183273398295
>>220036558Would Truman recommend getting married?
>>220035698Ketamine was the most fun I’ve ever had but it didn’t do shit for my depression.
>>220033698I knew I was ADHD by first year of college but didn’t realize I had autism til age 30 when I was compulsively speedrunning solitaire.
>>220036789Yes this is basically entirely truman's fault for being a distant drunk for several years and failing to improve the situation while watching his life slip away powerlessly. Truman can and will move mountains to attempt to fix this even if it can't be fixed.
>It's a Truman just finished his degree with a 4.15 GPA but nobody will hire him because he dosnt have experienceI dont like the way hes been eyeing his pistol lately.
>>220036789Prenup is always a good idea.
>>220037068Those can easily get tossed out or invalidatedYou'd have to spend a fuck ton on a good lawyer to even fight for your prenup
>>220036499Uh, subjective. I range from terrible to moderately decent, I'd say.
>>220033883>don't>you start out as a teen striking out against the world>then you hit your thirties and everything's the same, screaming into the void, with nothing accomplished>your youth is gone, you're a failure, come to terms with it>you may find beauty in your suffering but you're suffering>if you have fuck you money, do what you wantAre you talking about NEETdom or the wage cage?Seeing oldies in minimum wage work really hit it home to me that you can be slaving your entire life and it'll never get any better
>>220037068if you have to get a prenup don’t get married at all
>>220028611I've been unemployed for a year and we're living fine on my wife's salary but I really have to stop blowing my savings secretly on stupid shit
>>220035698>you'll attain...peace. Depression will be gone foreverlol, lmao even
>>220037203If you'd told me I was going to jail and losing my entire family 3 hours before it happened I wouldn't have believed it. Life comes at you fast
>>220036994SameBut I know it’s going to take over a year to diagnose and I’m just too lazy
I was forced into NEETdom a long time ago due to health. I so badly wish I could get a job and make actual money besides the pittance I receive every month, but I have very little experience and a useless 2 year degree. I tried to find a woman, turns out it is very hard in your 30s without some sort of in-person hobby. Dating apps are beyond useless and just demoralize you more than when you started. Friends are all gone. Or dead. Most games aren't fun any more. Sometimes you'll find a hidden gem that you didn't realize was good and have a blast playing that, but that feeling is fleeting.>>220028699What do you mean by trading? I tried to get into futures trading but it took a lot of time for me to realize I don't have the resources to invest into that besides prop firms. Hard to lock in on a strategy too. That felt like my last hope at retaining a somewhat normal life but it was unsuccessful and now it feels like there's nothing left.
>>220037203Worst advice in this thread>>220037098It's at least a basis to start from, divorces can get pretty ugly and expensive, and emotionally scarring if kids are involved. knowing what each side agreed to pre marriage in case of a divorce will make everything easier at that point, for all sides involved.You now get along with your wife, but life happens, and sometimes breakup is the best option.It's not very romantic I know, but if 1 serious conversation with someone you hope to spend the rest of your life with can ruin your relationship, would you actually want to live in that relationship?
>>220037621my advice is really good actually, it just means to take marriage very seriously. if there’s even a chance you think your marriage will fail you shouldn’t do it. can divorce still happen? sure. but your entire attitude top to bottom must be faith that it will work out lifelong
>>220037342You better start saving up for a divorce lawyer bro. Trust me, you're gonna need it
>>22003793150% of marriages end in divorce and something like 80% of marriages end in divorce for millenials. Having gone through that I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy, it was the most hellish experience of my life
>It's a Truman playing and gooning to Summertime Saga while passing out on the couch for the past week episodeOh Truman what are you doing with your life?
>>220038082>wait until he has devised a truly deep and intricate post >then ghost the thread and make sure he gets no replies
>>220037931That's pretty medieval.Marriage isn't magic, people change, and coming to an agreement with your partner pre marriage will provide both you and them with the best breakup possible.Living with someone you come to despise for the rest of your life just because you believe in the sanctity of marriage is not worth it, and doesn't work in practice.Two people deciding at a specific moment in time to share their life together is a beautiful thing, but don't let it ruin your life 10 years from now.Not getting married at all is a terrible life advice, everyone has doubts and fears, and staying alone because you have normal human emotions is grim.
>>220031040I still remember my last two interviews. Zero expectations, completely ready to be rejected, but somehow I managed to convince two managers to hire me. When it happens it's hard to believe, and I'm a complete loser. You can also do it.
weekends mean nothing to me too but it's because I work full time retail and go in whatever day of the week the toilbergstein algorithm tells me to
>>220038082plenty marriages last for life too, my wife and i both have parents that have lifelong marriagesjust don't pick the wrong womandon't tell me you didn't see any signs in advance>>220038576marriage isn't magic, and a prenup isn't a magical protective spell either. It's just money. You can always make more later. It poisons the marriage if the woman knows you already are planning for failure. I would only say a prenup is appropriate if you're genuinely wealthy, and you can set enough aside for her in the prenup to be able to be rich too.of course I'm also assuming marriages where you genuinely intend to have families.the marriages that end in failure are the ones where people just got married as a "oh well this is the next step I guess" type of thinking
>it's a Truman gets invited to a big birthday party, immediately lies that he can't go because his busy and then just does absolutely nothing all alone most probably for the entire weekend episodeThese episodes are weird, like why does Truman all his life almost instinctually instantly deny any kind of invite to any event by making up a lie on the spot pretending that he is busy with other things when he has nothing to do?Even in that one episode when a pretty girl from college asked him out of the blue if Truman wants to go to a coffee shop with her he said he can't because he's busy and then went back to his dorm room and did literally nothing.I mean what were the writers even thinking
>It's a Truman trips over a paving stone and accidentally farts in front of a group of strangers episodeAbsolutely toe curling
>>220038803>>plenty marriages last for life too, my wife and i both have parents that have lifelong marriagesOh man, you're gonna learn the hard way unfortunately. I wish you luck bro it's gonna suck hard for you for a while
>>220027409>He just tasted his own cum sir.
>>220039231>dude just ignore the 50% that don’t end in failure, and that the 50% number includes serial barriers and divorcers skill issue in picking the wrong woman
>>220038803Good for you for finding your true love, a lot of people are not as fortunate.Ever since divorce was invented by the English royalty the seed will always be there.I'm not saying prenup is a fundamental part of a marriage, or that it solve all the bad parts of a divorce, but that it certainly won't make it worse.It is what it is, a good advice if you want to get married.
>>220039302I hope you screenshot this interaction and come back to it in a few years
>>220031437>some disheveled neet walking up to you in a public place desperately trying to engage in a conversationick
>>220028331I wonder if this is a Sex Gifs type situation
>It's a Truman hasn't felt arousal or had an erection in 2 weeks and is now worried that it's permanent episode
>>220040945do some cardioa hour of walking a day minimum
>>220038803>It poisons the marriage if the woman knows you already are planning for failure."Don't plan for failure, don't let her know anything"Which is it?
>>220040945Same here but for 9 years now. Im not 30 yet.
>>220040945>it's a truman went to get groceries and the cashier was a cute girl and she smiled at him and laughed at his dumb joke and he got a boner immediately even though porn hasn't given him a boner in months now and he immediately felt shame and sadness Why must they do this to poor truman?
