Why didn’t he just wish not to die?
You only get one wish per snap, dummy.
>>220028768>I am Iron Man>*wishes to become God*>Snap>Now uses omnipotence to raise everyone from the dead>With his magical divine powers he can now incarnate at Tony Stark>Worshiped for all eternity and gets to stay on Earth to keep fucking goop and raising his daughterWow, almost like if this movie weren't written by JEWS we would have had a based ending
>>220028768I'm glad marvel is flopping
>>220028768Why didn't he just snap the ring to Mordor?
>>220028768Why didn't he create more resources?
>>220028768He's good at 3D chess, not 4D like Trump.
>>220029196there was already an abundance. thanos was just a compulsive liar
I wish i could grant infinite wishesI wish to stay aliveI wish to be stronger than the Hulk, able to conjure lightning like Thor, More nimble than Spiderman, More accurate than green arrow, faster than quicksilver, could levitate like Wanda without my suit, smarter than vision.I wish for all the cheeseburgers i want
>>220029380The first thing I'm doing is fucking my chemistry absolute GIGAMILF teacher
>>220029482Post pic
>>220028768>>I wish I was as strong as the hulk>*snap again*>"FUCK THANOS!"Stark was retarded.
>>220029518Don't have any pics but shes built like a fertility goddess. Medium build with boobs that got bigger since last year and lil curvy body
>>220029196That would be communism. Tony Stark is a capitalist.
Because he is a hero and not a pathetic cuck chud like that guy who made Dilbert>"many of my Christian friends have asked me to find Jesus before I go, I am not a believer, but I have to admit the risk reward calculation for doing so looks so attractive to me. So, here I go. I accept Jesus Christ as my lord and savior, and look forward to spending an eternity with him. The part about me not being a believer should be quickly resolved if I wake up in heaven."
>>220028768>I wish for an infinite supply of coke
>>220028768Didn't read the eula
>>220029196You can't make more stuff, only move stuff around
>>220029196it would just breed more niggers
I really hate the "only one timeline where we won" bullshit. You're seriously telling me in 14 million possibilities there wasn't a SINGLE time Starlord didn't sperg out and they got the glove off?
>>220031299The one scenario where they win played out exactly as it needed to. Glove off doenst necessarily mean they win in the long run. Keep in mind, that past Thanos became even more motivated once he learned he was successful and people were trying to stop him.
>>220031299thanos destroyed his entire species and ruined his planet planet because they wouldn't just let him kill half of his species. you have to let him think he's winning to actually beat him.
>>220031299>>220031356>>220031923At one point, the alien lady has Thanos asleep. They could've just slit his throat at that point, jab shivs into his eyes, or just brain him. There are no stakes in this franchise, everything is made up for the plot..
>>220028768>new movie coming out>lure in audiences with RDJ, Thor, and Steve Rogers>what you'll get is Riri, Shuri, Pedro, Namor, Shang Chi, and all sorts of other bullshit that flopped on their own. If you can't smell the bait-and-switch, then you fucking deserve it.
>>220032720This would cause secret wars to completely flop. I don't see them doing that.
>>220028881errrr
>>220028810he could have wished to be strong enough to survive unlimited snaps
>>220032474I don't get why they didn't start pulling stones off the glove, instead of the the glove off thanos. So much about the 14m scenarios falls apart quickly. Great line, terrible pay off tho.
>>220033118what makes you think they aren't completely retarded?
