>murders little girls>BUT HE CAN HEAL MY URINE INFECTION, THAT MEANS HE’S A MIRACLE OF GODnah, he deserved to die. Even he admitted it
>>220029684This is just Spielberg making a parody on the concept of the sacred nigger in America. We worship them as gods here. The whole point is that they literally dindu nuffin, and we have to forgive them no matter how terrible the crime.
>uses his satanic psychic powers to tell Tom Hanks that this room full of people who came to watch his execution, is a room full of people who hate himDid he really need to use his powers to know this? I figured Tom hanks would have known anyway
>Our golems are merciful, goy.
Did they ever explain why he murder the girls? Was it to absorb their lifeforce and enhance his abilities?
So is this a shitpost or OP is serious?
>>220029684>he uses his magic jigaboo powers to convince the libtards that he dindu nuffin. lol, the magic of cranberry juice could fix that.
Why did the movie glance over his intense hatred of blonde hair? Like the scene clearly suggests that seeing the blonde girls laugh very whitely made him tremble with anger.
>>220029842Because dark hair mogs blonde hair and blonde hair also is bland as fuck. Blonde hair is just overhyped by chuds
Why did he yell "DIE WHITEY" and started masturbating over the corpses?
>>220029684He clearly sensed the girls were evil and took them out.He was a murderer but it was the right thing to do.
>>220029745lol, he killed the drunken white prisoner using that innocent guard to shoot the white man. Dat's racist.
>>220029684Murder implies breaking the law. The supreme law is God. Magic Nigga was the agent of God on Earth. He acted with God's consent. Therefore nothing he did (including taking out those giggling kkkrakkka bitches) was illegal.
Bobby sap
>>220029758It's a shitpost. I've seen this same thread dozens of times where he pretends to either not know how the story really goes or just doesn't agree with it I guess which is weird since it's a fictional story.
>>220029868t. seething shitskin with monkey hair
All these Reddit posts and not a single kek worthy. Goddamn
They were making a moveHe had to get it on
>>220029868Blonde hair can, by definition, not be bland seeing as dark hair is the default for over 90% of humanity.
Satan told him to do his evil work. They cut the scene out where he worships Satan by sucking on his toes but it's on the french BD release.
>>220029684He didn't kill them. He straight up shows Tom Hanks's character it was the crazy guy in the other cell who actually did it which is why he made that psychotic prison guard kill him so justice against both men would be given the punishment they deserved. He was holding their bodies and trying to take away their suffering so they could live and he die instead but he couldn't which is why he was crying when they found him.
>>220029684>brings the mouse back to life>can't bring the girls backBad writingAlso africans and indians are proof there is no god so having a black jesus? O i am laffin
>>220030461>mice and humans are literally the same thing so why one thing but not other
>>220030748>makes mouse live for a thousand years>makes tom hanks live for a thousand yearssame thing>brings the mouse back to life>can't bring the girls back to lifeso why not?
>>220030241growing up is realizing that in the book "To Kill A Mockingbird" The guy is actually guilty and his jewish lawyer is trying whatever kind of defense to free him.
>>220029729>>220029868>>220030084>>220030110I hate you
>>220030241If he didn’t kill them, why did he rub their bodies over himself so their blood would cover him, then sit there for hours and start crying about how he “couldn’t take it back” instead of calling for help so they could catch the real killer?He obviously Lille them. Tom hanks being gaslit and mentally ill proves nothing
>>220030461There's a time limit so the powers aren't not too over powered . The girls were dead for too long.
>>220030801You and the fags that always insist that the kid in Twelve Angry Men is guilty make me chuckle
>>220031307Tooooo beeeeeee faaaaaaaaaair... he was probably guilty, the jury just decided that "probably" isn't good enough when it needs to be proven beyond a "reasonable" doubt.
>>220029868I kind of agree with this.Peak white aesthetic is ghostly pale skin, dark hair, and lighter eye tones(even lighter brown tones).
>>220030084Based.
>>220030801guilty or not, you get a fair trial.
>>220031368Too bad Fonda's character didn't actually produce reasonable doubt, but of course, they all agree one by one. The movie's not about a group of men coming to a consensus. It's a case study about how easily a psychopath can gaslight retards.
>>220029758I created this meme years ago that he did it. Good to see it still going.
>>220031307>no I didn’t kill my dad with this exact brand of knife I own and “lost” just before my dad was stabbed to death with the exact same brand>i was at the movies, no I can’t tell you what movie, and nobody at all remembered or recognises me>also two random people with no skin in the game are framing meThe only “evidence” to get a not guilty verdict was unadmissable and should have resulted in a new trial and new jury. You can’t just bring in your own “evidence” as a juror. Let alone speculating on witnesses personal lives and inventing backstories for them to justify ignoring their damming testimony They were no better than the OJ jury letting him go free because hes black and the LAPD has some racists in it. Who cares he murdered some people, the officer said “nigger” once! That means OJ was framed!
>>220032246Actually i created this one. You created the back rooms meme as I recall
>>220032275I did actually post this years ago with something like "why did he do it?". I swear I must have been the first.
>>220032315you weren't
