Fix them with as few changes as possible.
>>220029827why? They need major changes.
[delete from canon][start over]
>>220029904Fpbp
>>220029827Assuming this is a good faith question>New show>A character mentions that Palpatine would often lie to people about their lineage>Skywalker and Solo kids make an appearance, with no explanation
>>220029827make Rey a man.
>>220029827Delete themKill everyone who liked them
>>220029827Have JJ Abram’s direct all three. They would be cheesy, but consistent.
Delete and start over (or just delete), but if you insist>remove Phasma entirely, she adds nothing to the film>Luke drawing his saber on Kylo is the result of Snoke mind-fucking them both>Luke goes into exile as Snoke can influence his mind despite his resolve>Snoke feels familiar to Luke, a hint that he's Palpatine>speaking of Palpatine, cut the TRoS Rey Palpatine bullshit>also cut the TLJ Rey parent elements, it was resolved in TFA>cut Rose and the casino planet>don't fire Starkiller base, instead have the finale be to stop it firing for the first time>more Rey/Han/Finn dialog and character developmentFuck it, I dont feel like keeping going
>>220029827Rey is Han's adopted daughter. This explains her technical expertise, how she recognises her force sensitivity, and causes conflict with Kylo when he realises Han essentially replaced him. Her biological parents are nobodies, but nobody brings this up because literally everyone not named Skywalker is also a nobody.Finn keeps his role, except without the schizophrenic personality changes.Snoke is relatively bitch tier in the force, but an expert at mental manipulation. The main reason he's assembled and retained the imperial remnant is by this method, though he’s also charismatic without using his powers.Kylo keeps his general role, except his manchild behaviour is directly caused by Snoke, which makes Kylo assume he needs his guidance and why he doesn't just kill him.Luke didn't leave because he gave up, he left because despite being able to curb stomp the first order's leadership, Snoke's good enough at mind fucking to make him lose his cool doing so and knows it. He is keeping himself distant because he's concerned about falling and being even worse than Palpatine was.Leia formed a splinter group not due to the New Republic's incompetence, but because she was disgusted by them building Starkiller Base, which is ostensibly to keep the galaxy safe from the Imperial Remnant. The old guard went with her, and she has a lot of sympathisers.Ultimately she is at serious risk of falling to the dark side, because she is utterly furious about the fact all her work is being undone before her eyes.The First Order's opening move is to hijack starkiller base, which is what sets off the plot.I can't be bothered to try unfucking it from there. Maybe have Leia be the one who kills Snoke, half because she's realised the republic is so utterly hopeless that her father maybe had a point and half to protect her son.
>>220029827impossible, best you could do is turning a 1/10 into a 2/10.
>George Lucas decides to stay in a hotel with a hooker for the week, it's september 9th 2001.It predates the prequels, predates disney star wars - and doesn't ruin main appeal of the movies since that faggy Phantom Menace can be written off as a one-off failure just like the Holiday [redacted].
>>220029827>Fix them with as few changes as possible.Finn also becomes a Jedi
>>220032700>Development of Attack of the Clones began in March 2000, some months after the release of The Phantom Menace. By June 2000, Lucas and Hales completed a draft of the script, and principal photography took place from June to September 2000.HAHAHHAHA too bad it was already well in motion and EVERYONE would agree that any faults in the movie were because Lucas didnt get to finish it and he'd be even MORE of a legend, FAGGOT
>>220032700Do I have to mention that the Hotel is located in the Twin Towers ?
