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>>220031944Why did Australian play a danish viking?
>Come on priest. Fuck my wife and I'll suck your cock a little bit.Did the Vikings really?
>>220032024He was mocking him because he knew he was a eunuch.
>>220031944They second Ragnar drew his last breath in the pit the show was over for me
>>220031944Real VIKING would beat that pedowood fuckboi
I had that sword for my warlord in For Honor, it kicked ass
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>>220032244Luv me For Honor
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>>220031944You too were born a saxon but raised a Dane and now serve Alfred, king AYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH?
Looks Brazilian kek
>>220031944>ScandicuckCouldn't be mevikings didn't accomplish shit
>>220034626Brown seethe.
>>220034643Anon, they literallt didn't. They were eventually kicked out by the vastly superior Normans.
>>220034626The integrated with the nobility most the places they ended up, English language contains Norwegian
>>220034741cope
>>220034687I see we've moved on from "they accomplished nothing" to "okay maybe Harald Godwinson was half-Danish and maybe they did conquer what was by that point one of the richest realms in Christendom, but like all groups of people they were subject to entropy and were eventually eclipsed so that doesn't count"See, even a brown like you can learn a thing or two when he's being guided to knowledge by a white man. Now if only you could get that bone out of your nose and start pondering the passage of time.
>>220034851they didn't even last a single generation
>>220032155>that scene later in the series with Ivar riding under the ballon. Big ol’ oof.
>>220034687Pretty good bait.
stop interacting with the kike larping as med to seethe about nordics
>>220034626>vikings didn't accomplish shit
>>220031944If you have any Scandinavian DNA at all there's a reasonably good chance that's actually true if you understand anything about the exponential growth of family trees.
>>220037834>If you have any Scandinavian DNA at allIf OP or his ancestors are from Scandinavia itself, the British Isles, northwest France, or a number of other places in Europe he probably does.
>>220034874I know that you struggle with time but a generation is generally held to be 30 years.Do you want to sacrifice an albino child to go back and check how much time passed between the establishment of the Danelaw and Hastings?
>>220037834but then we have the one drop rule which makes all you americans despicable mutts anywayyou have zero connections to scandinavia. we are not your ancestors and this is not your ancestral homelandyou are muttyou are mud
>>220037988Facts. Hitler dubs of truth. My 15% Swedish amerimutt DNA and even I'm probably related to him.
>>220038099Stfu and sperg out somewhere else faggot
>>220032024Gay sex with Travis Flimmel
>>220038099Newsflash: all humans are “mutts”.
>>220038136it just tires mei was born north of the arctic circle, tracing my unbroken lineage here for literal millennia you were spawned in a giant breeding pool in some cavern in usaand you purport to be equals. gives me migraine
>>220038222>gets and ouchie head from reading words on the internet. Hybrid vigor wins again.
>>220031944Usyk?
>>220031944What do you call that hairstyle?
>>220038073ah, this copeso you didn't even last a hundred years, like actual conquests
silly snow negros being raped by actual negros
>>220032172How do you as an adult male use the word "fuckboi" without irony?
>>220037834We wuz VikingsWe wuz Charlemagne We wuz CaesarWe wuz knights(My understanding of exponential growth by family trees proves all of this)
>>220039093This is beyond retarded and you know it.
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>>220039229I'm speaking my truth though. Isn't that how it works these days?
>>220032024Cucking is a high T fetish where you overcome, compete and reclaim your wife. Low T betafaggots wouldn't understand.
>>220034626They intermixed with the locals. York is named after the viking city Jorvik for example.
>>220039319>>220032024Are people missing the part in this exact same episode where the Jarl offers his wife to one of his servants and kills him for accepting or am I the retarded one and that was just a coincidence?
>>220039341>we raped them :DDDDDi know, snow ape
>>220039341Yep, just like the Germanic tribes who mixed with the celtic britons and the celts with the people who lived there before they arrived. When one group gained hegemony in an area it’s not like the people they took over from all vanished.
>>220039360He kills him after he fucked her though.Basically means "I still win despite my flaws".Now that I think about it, this show had a lot of cuck shit. I think at some point Finehair gets "raped" by Lagertha
>>220039360Vikings is filled with the scandicuck writers' blatant cuckold fetish
>>220031944Well lookie there! It’s my old great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandpappy Crazy Eyes Olafson. They say he gave the crazy eye so good he could curdle milk.
>>220039464Oh! I forgot to mention any demographic changes from roman rule too! That would’ve left dna from all over the place.
>>220037834I was surprised to find I had several different Norwegian ancestors, but then I remembered that my mom’s side of the family is Scottish/Irish and my dad’s is English/Native American and I was like, “Oh yeah …”
>>220039495Michael Hirst wrote that show. He wrote the Tudors and some other shows. He's not Scandinavian. Probably is a cuck though.
>>220039643how did he fuck up so hard then? tudors was awesomedid he only write the first season?
>>220039669It's my understanding that he wrote the first season in its entirety then backed off. So he's a talented cuck. He'll build the house and make sure the lights are still on, then once everything is good and ready he likes to let the low IQ bulls take over.
>>220039921that makes sense
Bros, the Northman rustled my jimmies in many ways. Eggers' redditism has really put me off of a project I was working on about the Carolingian era and the Norse, with many of the same influences just not a half baked blue filter piece of shit like Norfman. I don't know if I should go through with writing it or making it somehow. Just thought I'd let you know. If I saw Hackgers irl I'd fight him.
>>220038073>I know that you struggle with time but a generation is generally held to be 30 years.20 years, my illiterate friend.
>>220040961https://youtube.com/shorts/waji3hHHQzw
>>220031944kek based
>>220031944You can buy his sword.https://nellisauction.com/p/Viking-Swords-of-Ragnar-Lothbrok-Viking-Sword-of-Kings-Ironside/103184302
>>220039643his daughters are hot so all is forgiven
Is this show worth continuing? I stopped after the Paris siege.
>>220042959Yes, because they introduce the best character, Ivar the boneless
>>220043100>the best character, Ivar the bonelessI don’t think so, Tim.
>>220043100He's not even like the third best character. Ragnar is easily the best character. After the first season it just became GoT lite. I read the Saga of Ragnar and actually became more disappointed with this show because what source material they were working with was that much better. Especially Ivar.
>>220031944Remember this show turned into a multicultural shit show created by a left leaning retard.The last season was utterly abysmal
The part where they called the kyivan rus "slavs" made me angry, ngl. Completely inaccurate, they were eastern germanics. "Sclaveni" (what "slav" is based on ethymologically) is either derived from the greek skyleúo ("war spoils") or the latin sclavus (slave). The arabs used the term Saqaliba. This same term has been used since antiquity (!) for "slaves" of all kinds. "Slav" is not an ancient ethnoynym in the way pan-slavist national chauvinism (sponsored by the czarist regime that tried to "rally all the slavs" around the czar) tried to portray it from the 17th century onwards.Eggers is kind of a hack really, big visual fireworks but won't do his basic homework
