Do you think I could apprentice under Jiro to learn how to make tamago?
Guy who is allowed to buy the best fish has the best fish. What a story.
>>220033480I liked how his youngest son started his own sushi place without spending 50 years of his life "learning" how to make sushi and it was just as successful.
>>220033480In that temple? Not without 10 years of learning MINIMUM.
>>220033747>started his own sushi placeI wonder if being a son of one of the most famous sushi chefs in the country had anything to do with said success.I'm sure he started from scratch and changed his name and in no way leaned on the "Jiro's son" angle. Gaijins say the darndest things.
>>220033480You just put fish on top of rice, just saved you 10 years of hard labor
>>220034020Where does the tamago go?
>>220034122sorry I am loudly talking on my iphone, you was saying?
>>220033853Please post evidence that's why his sushi place is successful.
I prefer the sequel
>>220033480I would fuck with this old retard so much. I'm talking sneaking sushi into his pockets when he isnt looking. im talking making the sushi inside out and asking if i did it right. maybe even some Tobiko all over the floor, and picking them up individually with chopsticks. some real trickster devil shit.
>>220034122It tamagoes where ever you want it to
>>220034269>Please post evidenceAre you having a giggle? Both of his sons worked and were apprenticed under Jiro after high school. You can literally see both of them in the documentary talkin about it. They literally wouldn't be sushi chefs if they weren't his sons. The fact that you are pretending that it has nothing to do with Jiro is pretty funny.
Does sushi actually fill you up that much? It looks like the sort of thing you could eat loads of and then half an hour later you’re hungry.
>>220033480times you acted like Jiro Dreams of Sushi:>dumb baka gaijin white pig american couple show up to my restaurant>order "sushi">tell them it's coming right up>go take a shit and a piss, make sure to cover my hands in shit and piss>come back out and pull a rotting fish from the garbage>hack it to pieces>lather it in my shit and piss>slap it on a plate and hurl it with full force at the white pigs' heads>it hits the woman in the head, killing her instantly, she falls to the floor>say to the man "five thousand dorrah!"OP OP OP OP OPPA GANGNAM STYLEHEEEEYYYY SEXY LADY
>>220034469Have you never eaten it? Why? And yes you need to eat a "lot" to feel satisfied with sushi only. Thats why jap diet has tons of rice and noodles as well. Sushi being associated with a staple jap food is a meme.
>>220034469go eat some. it kinda fills you up as youre eating, but you can eat alot in one sitting
>>220033480THE EGG
>>220034442So no evidence? Thought so.
>>220033480
>>220034567Do you have "evidence" of his not studying sushi making, lil' spergy? You good?
>>220034469It depends. It's a fairly average size meal for an adult male
>>220033480The "10 years to master the egg THE EGG" is a shit test old nips do to keep young people out of their position. It's very much a society that eats the young. The best parallel is when le old karate masters were getting their ass absolutely destroyed by muay thai teenagers in thailand back in the 90s >no shujiro, you don't understandu. it takes 3 years to master the punch, you must practice more >gets ass beat by an 11 year old thai boy
>>220033480what is sushi culture really like in Japan? is the majority really hyper autistic about having to eat it a very particular way or risk being socially shunned? or is it like americans with coffee where only a small percentage of the population actually gives a fuck but they are so loud and obnoxious about it that it seems like a bigger deal than it really is?
/tv/ - Hollywood Slop, Gook Shill & Anti-Japan (Sushi) Circlejerk
>>220035330Funny because Japan kicks up to the kikes. It's a gay vassal state of the US
>>220035309you can buy it everywhere in Japan and largely pretty cheap so nobody cares how you eat it usuallyit becomes autistic when it costs more than 200 bucks
>>220035390and that's why it's allowed to hate gaijins like you. it's a trade off.
>>220035330YWNBJ Ken
this chink unironically takes ''it takes 10 years to leran how to make egg shit'' literally i really started to feel like gaijins are retarded
>>220033853>most famous sushi chefs in the countryIs he that famous? According to what? Some English documentary?
>>220035309It’s pretty strict there. When I visited I went to this one temple and we were all enjoying the perfectly flavored sushi when his one businessman started to talk really loud, many customers were annoyed but there were audible gasps when he started to drench his sushi in onions sauce. Deff educate yourself on proper sushi handling if you ever venture over
>>220035559Yeah, that's why they made a documentary about him
>Food :|>Food, Japan :O
>>220035560Onions milk? You mean sⲟy milk?
>>220035818That was because of his Michelin stars, being old and peculiar about sushi, timestamp for when they mention that he's the most famous?
>>220036448Don't you think you get famous for having a Michelin restaurant, anon?
>>220035818the documentary is literally american
>>220036490You think they make documentaries about any person?
>>220036425sauce nigger who the hell dips sushi in milk
>>220036469No, poorfag. Plenty of 3 Michelin star restaurans in my city. They're not the most famous in the country. I accept your concession
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>>220036541You will never be japanese and they will always hate you
>>220036528Perhaps, but Jiro received Obama once a his restaurant had wait-list that take months to call someone
>>220036513do you think you have to be the top #1 of something to get a shitty documentary?you probably only need to be top 500 of itgiven how widespread sushi is probably not even that
>>220036526Whites
>>220036562Right. Obama. That's what makes him the most famous sushi guy in Japan, retard.Just admit that you made up the part about him being the most famous sushi chef.
>>220036553I'm Japanese and yes, Japs will always hate gaijins like you for good reason
>>220036562His restaurant had a wait list because he closed it down because he was tired of serving costumers and made it invite only.He only opened it again because they threatened to take away his michelin stars since his restaurant wasn't open anymore LMAO
>>220036633I'm also a jap and you should kill yourself. You'll never be japanese
>>220036633>>220036653I'm not japanese but I love japanese women they're so tight and docile. You should kill yourselves.
>>220036653nah you are gaijin, probably chinese or korean and your dad was probably selling fake pokemon cards to white kids to feed you so now you have to fight against japan on a mongolian cartoon website 24/7understandable
>>220036701nobody listens to gaijins in japan. nobody likes you.
>>220036541This, but Poland.
>>220033480No just apprentice off of YouTube and find a good place for fresh fish. Sushi is easy to make I do it every week.
>>220036759Who the fuck is Gay Jim?
>>220036541You will genuinely never be Japanese, and they don't like white people.
>>220036620>>220036638The guy asked if he was famous in Japan. I answered that he must be since they made a documentary about him, which he replied that the documentary was made by an American.Jiro received the president of the US in his restaurant. Don't you guys think that'd make him famous in his own country?
>>220036826Also I never said he was the best sushi chef in the country, just that he was one of the most famous ones
>>220033480You want to learn how to make an egg?Are you aiming to become a bird?
>>220036733No u. You will never be japanese
>>220036826And why would the japanese care for the US president? They probably didn't even know who he was, just some nigger tourist going to the overpriced sushi place for tourists all the locals know isn't worth it.Only the people that watched the documentary know that's Obama.
>>220036854>>220036826>he's famous because he's famous, fon't you think that he's famous?So still just your opinion. Good to know.Also moved the goal posts from the most famous according to the documentary to "he's probably famous, right guys?"I accept your concession again
>>220035309Sushi can be found everywhere but it's really not that popular overall, definitely not the signature food item of the country imo. Rice/noodle meals and other meats are eaten much more commonly.
>>220036906>>220036943Yeah, nobody knows who is the president of the US. You guys are absolutely right. Jiro's probably a nobody
goddamn gaijins are pathetic
>>220037079Ok buddy, without googling, who is the president of serbia?Who is the president of siruname.The president of scandinavia might be eating a hotdog in the stand outside your house right now and you wouldn't know. So who the fuck cares a black trannyfucker ate overpriced undercooked fish and Old Man's Jim Fireless BBQ corner?
>>220037187Yeah, Serbia and Suriname are on par with the US. You're absolutely right
>>220037235I accept your concession
the funny is thing is most sushi places in the west are run by chinese and koreans or jewsand they make a film about sushi and then they talk shit about itit's all so tiresome
>>220037187NTA, comparing presidents of Suriname* or Serbia are nowhere near the (in)fame of the American prez. It's just common knowledge to know who are the leaders of global economic powers. If the Don or Oba visited a Michelin star restaurant in my country (comparable to Serbia or Suriname) it would be a famous restaurant. The rational approach to point out a flaw in the other anon's argument would be to highlight that the document is American made. If it was a Japanese documentary, then it would be very fair to call Jiro famous.
https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/best-sushi-restaurant-sukiyabashi-jiro-tokyo-michelin-stars-bookings-a9218711.html>The restaurant opened in 1965 and boasts one of the world’s oldest chefs, Jiro Ono, who is 94-years-old and established the successful sushi spot.>He is widely regarded as one of the greatest sushi chefs alive.>Jiro is noted for developing new methods in contemporary sushi preparation, such as massaging octopus for much longer than usual to enhance flavour and texture and boiling prawns before serving, as opposed to the customary morning boil.>Often known as Sushi Jiro, the 10-seat restaurant hosted the former US president Barack Obama and Japanese prime minister Shinzo Abe in 2014.
>>220037400>It's just common knowledge to know who are the leaders of global economic powersNot in 2011 when the documentary came out. People only know about trump nowadays becasue that dance he made at the ufc went viral on twitter and then the whole einpstein fiasco put him on the spotlight.Only figureheads people knew about in 2011 were queen elisabeth since she had been in power for 80 years at that point so of course everyone heard of her. Nobody in the eastern hemisphere knew who the fuck Obama was.I don't know if you know that but they don't speak english in japan. They have a whole other language with their own politcs and TV to care about nobody is tuning in on cnn and fox news.
>Jiro Ono (小野 二郎, Ono Jirō; born 27 October 1925) is a Japanese sushi chef and owner of Sukiyabashi Jiro, a sushi restaurant in Ginza, Chūō, Tokyo, Japan.[1] Ono is regarded by his contemporaries as one of the greatest living sushi craftsmen and is credited with innovating methods used in modern sushi preparation.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jiro_Ono
>>220037551Are you stupid? You think people don't read or watch the news often to recognize global leaders?
>>220037584Are you? I said right in the post you replied to that the japansese have their own politics and TV in an entire different language. You think the average jap is picking up the new york times on their way to work? Even if they did they wouldn't be able to read it BECAUSE THEY DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH
>>220037645Don't you think Japan TV broadcast foreign policy, moron?
>>220034469its not meant to "fill you up". if you want to be "filled up" go to panda express and get a large coke. fat ass nigga
>>220037551The definition of common knowledge in 2011 definitely included knowing basic stuff like the American president. It's such a zero effort knowledge, like visit outside and see some tabloid headlines every once in a while. Waste of time to actively try to ignore such a trivial thing>>220037645A normal thing to see global news in your own language.
>>220037669Do you think they don't have their own politics to broadcast?And whatever american politics that do reach japan will come through a translator, not Obama dumbass.JFC are you underage? do you not know how politics work?
>>220037769>visit outside and see some tabloid headlinesfor the last fucking time they're not selling american newspapers in japan
>>220037772Man, you're dumb as a brick. I think you never even watched the news once in your lifetime
>>220037796In my own language, you catch global news in your own language. Radio, TV, phone, tabloids, it's such a trivial matter. Oh American president ____ _____ said something about the ___ in _____, moving on
>>220037810I think you watched a little to much fox news and forgot the rest of the world has their own news, their own politicians and their own languages>>220037849Yeah I bet "Obama ate raw fish in an overpriced tourist trap" was plastered all over japanese news. "Hold all the japanese broadcasts fellas, Barry is going for a snack"
This must be bait at this point
>>220037939>at this point
>>220033480Is there more overrated food than sushi?
>>220037922No, the talk was if Obama is famous or not. >Not in 2011 when the documentary came out. People only know about trump nowadays >And why would the japanese care for the US president? They probably didn't even know who he wasThis is why I talk about it. And if "Obama eats in a local restaurant" made headlines in Japan, you could call it famous. Not Tiktok megacorpo hypebeast famous, but more famous than most people living and working around the same area
>>220034274I saw it on Netflix too!
>>220038032>No, the talk was if Obama is famous or not.amazing how you keep moving goalposts>jiro is the best sushi guy ever>ok he's not, but he's very famous>ok, he's not but famous people like obama went to his restaurant>what do you mean obama is not famous in japan?>more famous than most people living and working around the same areaSo I guess because Obama is more famous than the average citizen in tokyo, and he went to Jiro's restaurant one time that makes Jiro the greatest ever sushi reautaurant-man ever?
>>220038221You are clearly not fluent in English and obviously socially restricted in some way or form. If you have the patience to go through our conversation upwards, you can see how that is just a projection. Learn what NTA means and lurk more. Nobody called Jiro "the best sushi guy ever," it was "the most famous sushi chef" and it's so ridiculously easy to deconstruct that argument, which it even isn't, but rather a conversational hyperbole. I called out your "Japanese people in 2011 prolly didnt even know who Obama is." You are venting something completely irrelevant here and I wish you good day
>>220038352So you hopped in halfway through a discussion, started arguing something completely unrelated to what we were talking about, god proven wrong, then resorted to personal attacks and also posted a picture of a child for some reason? Go back to the cunny threads retard I doubt you even watched the documentary we are discussing.
No one posted the webm yet?
45 YEARS JUST TO LEARN HOW TO WASH THE CHOPSTICKS GAIJIN!
>>220038799>it's to clear the palate between pieceswhat does that mean? you're supposed to sip onions sauce between eating the sushi?
