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I just got back from the theater.
It is kino.
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>>220034347
It’s slop. Worse versions of his songs and music videos for 70% of the movie, while his relationship with his family is barely explored beyond his dad being a prick. No mention of extremely important people like Diana Ross and Quincy Jones, no mention of The Wiz.
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I had the blessings to see it in a theater full of black people. Everyone was singing along to the music, even outright dancing to the more popular tracks. Every time Joe was on screen, everyone would hiss and jeer. When the film cut to credits it received a 10 minute standing ovation where everyone chanted "NOT GUILTY NOT GUILTY"
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>>220034928
based
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>>220034928
Feel like white people like MJ more than blacks but I avoid them instinctively so idk
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>>220034347
It's shit. It's glorifying a pedophile child rapist. Boy rapist. Michael burns in fucking hell. A dragon is chewing on his face while goblins tear his asshole open. His lungs are being torn out of his chest and a demon fucks his heart canals. He's utter rapemeat to the demons. He is where he deserves to be.
In Hell.
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>>220034928
That sounds insufferable.
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>>220034347
used to hate this guy but my first thought after walking out the theater was that he obviously earned those kids
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>>220035024
t. redditor who reads The Guardian
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Is the movie actually objectively good, or are you just obligated to say so out of fandom/spite the Jews?
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>>220035002
MJ is a god who can do no wrong among any black person over 30
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>>220035149
it is fun
https://youtu.be/9shByOh8fVE
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>>220035149
It’s a very safe movie, which is fine you’re just there to vibe to music but it explores almost no controversy. Michael is the saintly little boy in a man’s body and those who disagree with him are the devil
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>>220035056
Keep your insignificant pedophile responses to yourself, pissant. I will nail you to a cross and bleed you like a pig.
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>>220035024
>In 1993, Michael became very emotional about the plight of Palestinians. He started writing a song about it for his next album, but was distracted by the first round of child abuse allegations. The song was never recorded.
Pure coincidence.
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>>220035317
Dumb pedophile suddenly cares about the plight of brown people only when it benefits his viewpoint on jews.
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>>220035362
Michael chose a jewish woman to birth his kids, because he wanted his children to be spiritually jewish
the whole "Michael was an anti-Jew crusader" narrative is fake and retarded
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>>220035181
>MJ is a god
and frankly, he deserves a harem of children to rape. Its the least society could do for all hes done for us.
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>>220034743
>no mention of Quincy Jones
I wrote this false information on purpose few days ago to expose everyone who did not watch the movie.

fuck you,
quincy is in the movie.
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they should have had this character in the film
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>That scene where Michael turns to the camera and does a 15 minute monologue about all the children he molested and how he did it, complete with explicit and personal details only he would know

Seemed out of place at first but honestly made the movie a bit more fun to watch.
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>>220035548
the best part of that scene was them using this track in the background

https://youtu.be/1ZZQuj6htF4?si=nae4Txm-SN0ADjoI
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>>220035542
joe pescis career makes no sense.
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>>220035542
so the plot is basically, Michael Jackson (a good pedophile) wants to save the kids from Mr Big (an evil pedophile)
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>>220035024
You actually thought this was epic and funny. Holy jobless loser.
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>>220034347
story time

i met michael in the 90's when i worked security at HMV in london oxford street. he came for a promo and shopping trip iirc. (side note: i never noticed that he was gay up until i saw him in the flesh. he was pretty much a woman irl. 100% gay.) anyway, he was polite to everyone, friendly, spoke to all the staff, and shook everyones hand for helping etc. a genuinely nice guy, unlike most celebs you meet... or so i thought.

skip to him leaving.

a large crowd had gathered outside and we had to get him through the crowd to his limo. his security planned and did everything, we just helped escort him through. so, as we were pushing through the crowd, of maybe 100 people, there was a random old lady right in the middle, who i'd guess was around 80 years old, and not part of the fans, that had somehow got caught in this crowd of crazy people and had no idea what was happening.

so we bundle past her and get michael into the car when she falls over and ends up on the ground near the kerb. michael sees it happening, horrified, and just before we're about to slam the door shut we hear a loud "WAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIT". we all look around, michael jumps out of the car, scoops her up, bundles her into the back of the car with him, the door closes, and off they went down oxford street with fans chasing the car.

craziest shit i ever saw. we have no idea what happened to the old woman. i'm guessing she had the night of her life and some story to tell the grandkids the next day though.

whether he was a pedo or not... i lack the evidence to make that conclusion. but he was 100% gay, that i'm certain of, and he was also probably the nicest celebrity i've ever met. you could see he genuinely cared about people through his weird popstar persona that you couldn't avoid being dazzled by.
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>>220035769
so he was a gerontophile as well?
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>>220035892
maybe he ate her. i hear they do that
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>>220035769
fake and gay
story to make us believe that michael was gay
(he was not)

that means you are 60 years old, what the fuck are you doing on 4chink?
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>>220035648
https://youtu.be/tSQ0mkxCIuI?si=gR826oef3jAc3iYL
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>>220034928
I'm a White supremacist segregationist and I don't believe for a second MJ did that shit. All of his accusers were seething faggot millennial "prodigies" who backstabbed him for career reasons after failing to make it in the industry. He was financially a total retard though as usual.
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>>220036374
>I'm a White supremacist segregationist
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>>220036374
>I'm a white supremacist who worships a dead black gay pedophile who talked and acted like a sissy
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>>220036374
Okay, LaHakeem.
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>>220035966
40's. not fake, maybe he wasn't gay, but at the time i thought he was 100% gay, and a very nice guy from what i saw. he was very effeminate and childish... like a faggot.
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MJ was a modern Jesus. He sang about being good and shit and got judged and killed by jews for it.
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>>220035769
Could easily have been driving the old lady to the hospital, how the fuck is that creepy/unkind? If It were a modern "celebrity" psycho they'd probably laugh at her and drive off
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>>220034347
I didn't see the film since I'm not a jacko fan but I am loving all the wokie tears I'm seeing online from this movies immense success.
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>>220034347
Not seeing a movie about a transracial child molester, sorry.
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>>220034347
Let's have a good thread until thr greedy [REDACTED] ruin it.



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