Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a Negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride.
>>220041211Not a bad advice. Chuds and Incels take life too seriously
Date some roastie. Let her cuck you. Hang yourself.
>>/food & cucking/
>>220041261I don't get it, why does this make people seethe?
I am having a negroni right now. Actually, more than two.
Stay home, get drunk and watch some shitty movies on Tubi.
>>220041211I've haven't touched alcohol in 7 years. But the girl I keep getting back with keeps drinking. Turns her into a retard and I hate it. Yet I'm the monster because I ask her to stop, considering it makes her super depressed etc when she does drink.
>>220041211You're telling me THIS guy had addiction problems? No way...
>>220041467Best way to do it.
>>220041378Autistic people like repetitive schedules and eating somewhere other then the same handful of fast food places frightens and angers them.
>>220041590Why is this still image a gif?
>>220041634Back when Casablanca was released, gif images were black and white still images.
>>220041261advice on life from someone who killed themselves doesn't add credibility to it. also pretty sure some reddit made the quote
>>220041211Stop breaking my balls
>>220041692OK
>>220041678>advice on life from someone who killed themselves doesn't add credibility to ityou don't say
>>220041211>his wife just thought him hanging himself after getting cucked was funny>gloated about it afterwardsa fitting end for a such a progressive jewish man.
imagine how insufferable this guy would be in current day politics
I think what stops most people from killing themselves is Shakespeare's old caution: you don't actually know what happens when you die.
performative ahh unc
>>220041532That poster. I watched an absolute trash movie called The Sons of Hercules on Tubi a few weeks ago. It wasn't even good enough to be on Best of the Worst.
>>220041910i think someone like total biscuit would be far worse. he was already insufferable in 2015.
>>220041211Went to a cigar lounge and sat down with some strangers. Turned out they were videographers and I had been looking for some for a good 2 months.
>>220041211>Eat at the Leaky Cauldron tonight. Get the pumpkin pasty. Have a cold butterbeer at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty Three Broomsticks. Apparate somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to magical creatures you think may have nothing in common with you. >Order the dragon steak rare. Eat a cauldron cake. Have a Nagini. Have two. Be open to a wizarding world where you may not understand or agree with the mudbloods next to you, but take the whole lot anyways. Cast spells slowly. >Tip your house elf. Check in on your friends. Check in on your stretched legs. Enjoy the dullest franchise.--No!
Eat at a restaurant with meat back on the menu tonight.Get the Rohan stew.Have a large pint at 4 o’clock in a crowded Pony or Dragon-themed pub. Go to steal mushrooms from where you’ve never been.Listen to some elves whom you think may have nothing in common with you.Order the po-tay-toes. Eat salt pork. Have a lembas breakfast. Have two.Be open to a Middle-Earth where you may not understand or agree with the orcs next to you, but you take your medicine from them anyways.Eat cherry tomatoes sloppily.Tip your barmaid.Check in on your fellowship. Check in on yourself.Enjoy the ride to Gondor.
>>220041211> takes advice from a guy solving his problems with suicide> wonders why his life is shit
his travel channel show was better than his faggot CNN show
>>220041211> Get the cream sauce.I get diarrhea from cream. What should I get instead?
>>220044868Just the sauce, hold the cream.
Is his death a canon event or not bros? Some people felt like they were born to die like heat legend, James gandolfini, Michael Jackson. Others feel like they weren’t supposed to happen like Phillip Seymour Hoffman or Brittany Murphy
>eat>drink>talk to people you don’t likeLife is a disappointment.
>>220041211the negroni is such a shitty nonsensical cocktail.>the gin gets lost>the campari and vermouth add nothing to each otherjust get an aperol spritz or a boulevardier
>>220045024Neither James Gandolfini nor Michael Jackson were in Heat
>>220045024In the early 2000s after he published Kitchen Confidential, he lived in the Caribbean for a short time.He apparently was suicidal and would get drunk every night, playing chicken on the road and nearly an hero'ing by driving over a beach cliff. He used to downplay his heroin and coke addictions, but I think it was inevitable that it would catch up to him and he'd kill himself. If he had earlier, he would have largely been forgotten. So we're lucky we got A Cook's Tour, Medium Raw, The Layover, No Reservations, and Parts Unknown from him.
>>220041211>Tie a noose, tie two
>>220041211Whatever you do don't fraternize with other Whites or enjoy traditional White food and culture
>Pay off a kid your gf raped>Pay off two
Have a skibbidi toilet. Have 6 7.
>>220041211How did this guy get away with having cooking shows for so long when he had the island and everything?
>>220041211I always get a kick out of Jews wearing workwear.
>>220041211why do people post this boring crap pasta on every board
>>220041211>complain about white people bad>celebrate the pipedream that whites will be extinct soon >get cucked by a pedophile whore >be humiliated on a global scale>payoff your whore’s lawsuit for fucking children>ignore your own child, be a narcissistic jackoff asshole>kill yourself like an absolute bitch>leave your child alone in a difficult world >have your tv shows spammed nonstop after you an hero to add insult to injuryGotta love a happy ending
>>220041211>get cucked by a highschooler >get cucked twice
