why did they make every character unlikeable
You're supposed to sympathise with the xenomorphs.
>>220042371Yeah, except for Rain.
>>220042371>average birthyear of cast: 2000not sure it could have been helped.
>>220042371what I don't get is the thought patterns of people in their movies. every single movie, someone thinks to their self "ooo an alien egg, let me just rub my face against it and see what that does""let me just lean in real close"
>>220043336And what exactly in your vast experience leads you to believe an egg of any sort, even an alien one, would be dangerous? You've seen lots of freshly born babies able to violently tackle and kill a full grown adult?
Why did they edit it like a youtuber who was afraid of being struck down for copyright infringement?
>>220043114I'm sure putting a millennial in there somewhere would have improved audience reception more>spends entire movie quoting 9 gag-tier memes even in moments of tension>dies in the most gruesome and homosexual way
>>220042371Why does the android have resting French Stewart face?
>>220042652is it worth watching for beautiful and adorable Cailee?
>>220043417To enjoy horror movies at all you need to be able to think these scientists and heavily trained soldiers are naturally retarded beyond all measure. It's the only explanation for why people do the dumbest shit in them.
>>220043417you make a good point. but it seems implied that humans are aware of alien life, maybe just primitive bacteria forms or something, plus the company protocols about exposure already existing, I would think the people should understand a possibility of danger at least from getting sick or getting alien life sick. then there's the fact that they still show no worry in movies after these aliens were discovered. I would think stories would have spread at the least. but maybe not everyone knows because of how spread out we are and how long it would take a message to get somewhere. or maybe the company keeps that knowledge secret, because weyland corp knew before the voyage in the first movie and gave no warnings
>>220042371She wanted to fuck her robot brother deep down.
>>220042371bunch of gen z FAGGOTSthats whyan entire generation of FAGGOTS
>>220043894maybe you should try some 9gag quips and you might know what a vagina feels like
>>220042371I liked all of them though. In fact, I don't think there's a single Alien movie with an unlikable cast.
>>220042371because no one wants to see another bunch of misfit teens as the main characters. fuck that dogshit. i'd take Prometheus cast any day other that kind of shit
>>220042371Not sure what you mean, both Cailee and Moner had me fully erect at all times. Very likeable. Such likeable girls. Such good space girls. Space girls get dirty. And sweaty. Such good sweaty dirty space girls like Cailee and Moner need to be washed after hauls. Yessirski. Mmmmhmmm. Now, what if they only accepted lickings for washing. Yessir. That be me. That be my job. I lick the poosie red.
>>220045993Beef season 2 has Cailee saying the words "cum inside me" on camera just fyi
>>220048271episode and timestamp?
>>220048271Yeah I have the mp4 saved, I came to it a couple days ago. So sexy
>>220044027yes
You people need to get laid. And look up Cailee and Moner's relationship histories.
>>220042371>why did they make every character unlikeableThey're only "unlikable" because they're young. Romulus is the Alien for the Hunger Games generation.>>220042459Brainlet
>>220050538Episode 1, at 32:05
>>220042371the protagonist is the worst
