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Not as good as I remember. Dead Man Chest is better
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Curse is the only good Pirates movie.
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>>220042643
it wasnt supposed to have sequels. thats why. once it became very profitable and popular certain disney (((executives))) wanted to turn it into a cash cow so thats why jack is a retarded goof in every Pirates except the first
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Dead IP. It only worked when Jack Sparrow was charismatic and clever, and the last movie where he was somewhat allowed to be that was the forgettable 4th movie with Ian McShane. Now Depp is too old and fat and coked out of his mind, not that the writers could come up with a CotBP level script these days anyway
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>>220042801
i liked the first three sequals though
The first two had very strong openings
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>>220042601
said no one ever
>>220042643
>>220042801
should have ripped off another Errol Flynn movie instead of going full OC
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play windrose
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>>220042601
the sequels are bloated messes. the first one is kino
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>>220045101
nooo u don't get it, the prequels are better than the original because they capture the vibe of the original
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>>220042601
The swordfight inside the wheel in Dead Man's Chest is the coolest action scene in the franchise.
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>>220045359
It's a mewling attempt to do something even a fraction as cool and tense as the blacksmith shop fight. They really embarrassed themselves. It would've been better to go in a different direction like fighting in a swamp or something.
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the betrayals and backstabbings and deal making in the east india company was fun in the 2nd and 3rd movies
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>>220042643
>he doesn't rate Stagnetti's Revenge
But apart from that, you're right.
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First one is great. 2 and 3 are nothing special but if you absolutely eat, sleep and breathe Pirates of the Caribbean they’re totally okay sequels and your intelligence and dignity aren’t insulted by Disney for liking them. 4 and 5 are shameless cash grabs and should have never been made. Disney said they want to do 6 but I don’t think even they are delusional enough to believe that will accomplish anything other than money laundering and tax write-offs.
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>>220042601
You watched the wrong one.
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>>220042601
Should've ended on 3. 4&5 proved the films don't work when centered only around Jack; the trio of him, Will and Elizabeth was what made the narrative work, and all three characters have a nice conclusion in AWE so there's no purpose continuing after that.
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>>220042643
Jack in Curse was a really inspired performance and its a shame we really only get to see that version of him in once because he gets flanderized instantly in the next sequel
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>>220046225
porn used to have soul
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>>220046225
>Belladonna got Jesse "I Don't Do Anal" James to let her shove three fingers up her ass and speed fuck her
based
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>>220042801
>it wasnt supposed to have sequels.
You could tell they already wanted to milk it for all it was worth with the 2nd and 3rd films being shot back-to-back.
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>>220042801
>it wasnt supposed to have sequels.
That's not true.
They didn't make it with the expectation that sequels were guaranteed, but it has an open-ended "the adventures continue" ending specifically because they were open to making more.
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Dead Man's Chest was one of the highest grossing movies of the 2000s domestically, alongside Shrek 2 and The Dark Knight
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>>220047514
because it was good movie. the first pirate move might have had the tightest plot but the rest of the trilogy is still very good.



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