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George RR Martin isEthan Datschitt, the Loathsome Dung Eater of Liurnia
>>220042821FRAGRANT EXCREMENT CONSUMER.
>>220042821
THE CONTEMPTABLE CRAP CONSUMERTHE DEVIOUS DOODOO DEVOURERTHE EVIL EXCREMENT ENJOYERTHE FREAKY FECES FEASTERTHE GROSS GUANO GOBBLERTHE SHAMEFUL SHIT SNACKER
Poop
>>220042821STINKY DOO DOO MAN
>>220042821AVERAGE INDIAN
>>220042821what are some actresses that would turn you into a dungeater?
>>220042821No matter what they do or say...SOL shines for everyone, everyday.Praise SOL Instinctu Divinitatis Restitutor Orbis SOL Invictus
The condemnable crust confectioner
the loathsome crust buster
>>220043559Fuck the loathsome dung eater.All my niggas hate the loathsome dung eater.
>>220043559George RR Martin is in that costume btw
>>220043559i would just start laughing if i was here. in fact i'd laugh in every acting scene
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>>220044408
>>220042944I feel deep shame understanding this reference
What did he say to get this reaction?
>>220042821What even is this? What have I missed?
>dung eaterposting is now allowed on /tv/wonderful times
>>220044963Elden Ring movie is in the works.
>>220045174Well that's retarded, even if they go full boss rush none of them will get more than a minute of screen time
>>220045372You're right, unless it's a prequel about the Shattering or something I don't see how they can possibly make this movie work.
>>220045372That's not how movies work.
>>220045480How is it going to work then, assuming it's an adaptation of the game's story of the player's Tarnished and not a prequel about the Shattering?I assume a 10 minute summary of the events before the game, The Shattering, etc. like in the 1st Lord of the Rings movie. Then what? Tarnished wakes up, meets Melina, travels to Rountable Hold, meets and talks to every character there, explores at least a bit of Limgrave, goes through Margit, Stormveil Castle and Godrick the Golden. That takes what? 1 hour of the movie?Then what? The entirely of Liurnia of the Lakes, The Academy of Raya Lucaria, Rennala, Caria Manor, the entirely of Ranni's questline. How long is that taking?Are they going to feature every shard bearer? Caelid/Radahn, Mt. Gelmir/Rykard, Altus, Leyndell/Morgot, Mountaintops of the Giants, Farum Azula, Ashen Capital. Will they include Mogh and his blood palace? Malenia?How the FUCK are they including all of this in a single movie?
>>220042821THE OVERT ORAL ORDURE OPTIMIZERTHE SATANIC SCAT SCIENTISTTHE DERANGED DUNG DIETERTHE PERILOUS POOP PREACHERTHE FERAL FECES FORESTER
>>220042896>>220042973>>220043559He's just indian isn't he sirs
So, its a dude who eats shit? Like whoa, George, incredible work here.
>>220042821HEY HEY HEY
>>220044497
THE LOATHSOME BIKE STEALER
do you think they'll have a graphic rape scene where the dungeater brutally anally rapes the prawn guy, and defiles his soul
>>220045585>rannitranny imageDidn't read lol
>>220043595Xoshitl
>>220050889kek monerfags are so petty
>>220050650Bunny Bum.
>>220051083>>220050889Samefag
>>220045585>How is it going to work then, assuming it's an adaptation of the game's story of the player's Tarnished and not a prequel about the Shattering?why are you assuming this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTf2QsvOMUA
>>220043559for me, it's Ladder
>>220044662Sneed
This thread really could use an IP counter.
>>220044071fat fuck fat fuck if you fucking die before finishing your stupid fucking books I will defecate on your grave this is a promise
>>220042821Who will play Patches?
