Why does a galaxy far far away have a 1950s diner?
why not?
>>220043168In a infinite universe theres infinite possibilities so that means theres actually an infinite number of 1950s diners. Heck theres even a galaxy where the real star wars actually occured. Isnt that banans?
Why does a galaxy far far away have knights and cowboys?
>>220043168because in a galaxy far far away, dennys has a franchise there
Why is this such a fascinating and long-lasting point of ridicule for RLM fags. I don't get it.
>>220043168cuz it was also a long time ago
>dexter jettster is the single most important character in star warsbravo
>>220043168its kino, that's why. do you even have a diner?
>>220043168chuds went insane when there was a casino in TLJ for whatever reason, but defend this
>>220043366It is the weakest and most pointless criticism of Ep II. But once a meme is made, the choir repeat it.
>>220043327So they can fight with swords and meet in seedy saloons like the Mos Isley cantina, which they do. The 50s diner would make a lot more sense if the Jedi were like 50s greasers riding around on space-motorcycles. But they're not.
>>220043168Because Star Wars takes place in our far far away past
>>220043201Coruscant is the capital of the galaxy. It's a planet-wide city layered in endless tiers of infrastructure, every inch of space is developed, and real estate on the surface (and above) is so valuable that buildings don’t stop at 100 stories, they stretch into the clouds. So explain to me this: why is there a quaint, single-story diner squatting uselessly on prime surface-level land?It's a one-story building surrounded by monolithic towers. Are we really to believe that no developer, no city planner, no landlord has thought, "Hey, maybe we should put a 900-story office complex here"?Unless Dex has the political pull of a Hutt or is hiding some sort of blackmail data chip on the Coruscant zoning board, there's no in-universe reason he gets to waste that space. Even if he owns the land (questionable), why wouldn’t he lease the air rights like literally every other building owner on Coruscant?
>>220043366Because it's a great example of George Lucas being an egomaniac and the prequels being a shrine to his ego. He's referencing HIMSELF with American Graffiti here. It's vain and pathetically out of place.
>>220043484it's because the diner is grandfathered in to an old zoning bylaw that allows them to keep it as an independent structure
>>220043366the whole scene just sticks out as really absurd and strange, Obi-Wan just goes to this random 1950s diner on Coruscant to talk to this guy we've never heard of before for information about an Assassin
>>220043477The diner is not a Jedi hangout. There are probably space-greasers on Coruscant who go there regularly.
>>220043516More like he's referencing his youth and americas golden age. That's why you are seething. Lucas enjoyed the best time in history to be a burger while you will die drowning in niggers lmao.
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>>220043168Because it's not a galaxy far far away, it's actually Hell.
>>220043724There's nothing remotely American about Star Wars, definitely not the prequels. You're an idiot and you would devour this man's stinky diarrhea with a tablespoon if he shat on a plate in front of you.You do not understand or appreciate art.
>>220043516No it isn't you joyless fuckstick. It's fun.
>>220043786Keep seething nigger worshipper.
>>220043803I live in a 99% majority white town and I grew up in the 70s. You, on the other hand, are a retard and probably from the third world (Mos Eisley).
>>220043786>There's nothing remotely American about Star Wars>>220043818>I live in a 99% majority white townNot him, but methinks thou doth protest too much. You are either high as a kite on yourself or a bored glowie trying to stir shit up.
>>220043796Fun is a descriptor used by idiots who are incapable of better expressing themselves. It's a placeholder for an actual critical opinion (which does not exist).
Why does every thread become /pol/ shit?
>>220043484there's a one story building right next to it though
>>220043891it's the toydarians
>>220043484It's considered culturally significant and historic.
>>220043484>surface-level landPretty 95% of what we see as "surface" on Coruscant is actually the upper crust>It's a one-story building surrounded by monolithic towersAnd there's a lot of space not used elsewhere (pic related). We can all see this, so why make it out that this particular piece of real estate is so valuable?
>>220043886You took some sort of politically correct film class at a liberal college, didn't you?
>>220043484>prime surface-level landnigga what the fuck makes you say thatfor all you know it could be on a rooftop of a 300 story skyscraper surrounded by 400 story skyscrapers
>>220043935toydarians are supposed to be immune to mind tricks
>>220043168The Fifties aren’t a time. They were a place. A string of artificial mining colony stations in a kyber rich asteroid belt, near the mid rim. So named because no matter how much they expanded, due to mining disasters destroying older stations, there were always fifty of The Fifties. They’re the place that jizz wailing, iced blue cream Coca Cola floats, woodoo hide wax and purple lightsaber crystals come from. For a brief period, approximately fifty years before (an unrelated coincidence) Obi Wan visited Dex Jettster’s Confector, the upper class of Coruscant (those who lived on level fifty fifty and above, also an unrelated coincidence), were enamoured with Fifties culture and cuisine. Dex Jettster’s Confector was the last remaining holdout of that craze. By the time Luke, Obi Wan, Chewbacca, Han and Ponda Baba were all enjoying the Jizz Wailing of Figrin D’an and the Modal Nodes Fifties revivalism was enjoying a nostalgic second revival. In yet another unrelated, ironic coincidence, this was fifty years after The Fifties had been destroyed by a tragic chain of fifty explosions caused by fifty unrelated mining disasters. This would make Jedi Master Mace Windu’s lightsaber the last remaining example with a purple blade. With no more naturally occurring purple kyber crystals to be found anywhere in the known Galaxy, it sky-rocketed in value, instantly becoming a fine addition to any prospective buyer’s collection. A “collection”, of course being the collective noun for a group of fifty or more lightsabers.
>>220044010No.
>>220044231Ironically, the most famous known prospective lightsaber collector, General Grievous, was never known to officially amass a collection of lightsabers, despite his best efforts, topping out at 43. But that’s a good story, to be shared with good friends in another time, which will be reflected by a series of digits which reflect that time, instead of any other location, unless we run into another huge coincidence, in which case, I will expound upon that coincidence, and explain the indicated location, at the appropriate time.
>>220043168Lucas wanted to make like 10 different films but was told to make star wars, its clear he was bored as fuck with it
>>220043484>The Coruscant Council of Urban Development (CCUD) was a bureaucratic body that oversaw the planning, permitting and maintenance of Coruscant's enormous metropolis. By the Fall of the Republic, the average "surface" of Coruscant was over 6,000 meters above nominal sea level, consisting of layers upon layers of structures and housing an approximate 137 billion sentient beings. Population and construction projections predicted the expansion of Coruscant to not only fail to slow, but to rapidly increase as increased housing and commercial demand mounted. As interstellar shipping of construction materials failed to meet demand, less scrupulous contractors began harvesting material from lower levels, a practice which led to the Great Central District Collapse of 452 ABY. It was clear that something needed to be done.>In 451 ABY, the Galactic Sentate, headed by Supreme Chancellor Tzii'Chal approved the formation of the CCUD. Initial actions by the Council included the immediate halt of all further upwards construction, a decision which nearly led to the dissolution of the Council following a shipping strike by material contractors that were threatened to lose valuable business. These protests were eventually satisfied through agreements to grant valuable food transport contracts in substitution. By the Fall of the Republic, numerous exceptions to the construction restrictions had been granted, notably to the Jedi temple, Senate and other government buildings, as well as certain prominent industrial projects, raising concerns of corruption and favoritism.
>>220043168Starfags don't want to admit it, but Star Wars is not the groundbreaking masterpiece they claim it is. It's just George Lucas paying homage to all the pulp sci-fi/adventure stories of his youth.
>>220043168Why are their projected shadows of different lengths and directions?
>>220044572>It's just George Lucas paying homage to all the pulp sci-fi/adventure stories of his youth.Everybody knows that. That's the charm of old SW. It got fucked with the prequels and irreparably fucked with anything post-Disney... well, with a coupleof exceptions, maybe.
yeah i like the prequels but this was a pretty retarded idea
Every civilization needs mid-tier burgers, soup and coffee at reasonable prices.
>>220043168Convergent evolution.
>>220043168It was a long time ago.
>>220043168Owning a one-story building in such a vertical city is insane. They would be paying insane property tax while barely utilizing the space.
>>220044548surprised Lucas didn't make a trilogy about this conflict
>>220043891It's all so tiresome. It's all threads on all boards. Past a number of posts it's chuds seething and wokies replying. All discussion about whatever the thread is aboit goes to shit.I just wanna shitpost about movies and shows.
>>220043168Chumgo Fuzz had a better diner on Blantooine.
>>220045012On one hand, it actually could work as a TV series>political intrigue>crime/black market dealings>world worldbuilding (literally) galoreBut Disney would fuck it up
>>220044771even the building looks like it's at the wrong angle it might just be that the view through the windows off kilter, but its clearly not right, the whole scene is a mess
>>220043366I thought it was really cool and comfy as a childIt made me like diner aesthetics
>>220045663>prequel haters reduced to measuring minor CGI errorsgrim
>>220043168As opposed to?
>>220045709you will never be a woman
>>220043484Touch grass you jobless virgin fat loser
>>220043168they could have made it look like a repurposed ship or hoverbus/hovertrain thing in a nod to the fact that the classic 50s diner architecture comes from them originally being repurposed rail carsbut they kinda didn't do that
>>220043168Why does a country that was 99% white 40 years ago have mosques and hindu statues?
>>220043168looks like a ps2 cutscene
>>220043168It belonged to a good friend, the masked man
>>220045972What country are you talking about, schizo?
>>220043168For the same reason are there 50's style diners in Japan and China. The gimmick.
>>220043168Because Lucas is retarded.
>>220043168why do we have 1950's diners in 2026?
>>220044263
>>220043168Because George Lucas directed American Graffiti he's obviously enamoured with the era
sometimes in his meditation chamber he was thinking about chili fries
>>220044548>ABYSorry chud we Chad's use BSB and ASB, Before Starkiller Base and After Starkiller Base as our chronological reference point. You chuds need to educate yourselves.
>>220043300Even if the universe is infinite it does not mean that every possible outcome has happened or will happen. Odds don't automatically become 1 on an infinite scale, they only approach 1 to the closest possible number.
>>220043168I learned recently there's a famous diner in Manhattan New York called Katz Delicatessen. It's been around for ages amd it's regarded as a historical landmark there apparently. So this diner is a nod to that real life space I think. A bit of Jew glazing.
>>220048046In that case on of Watto’s freaky people should be manning the counter, serving up gefilte fish. Yucky.
>>220047737The closest possible number to one is one you moron.
>>220044548Trantor made more sense.
>>220047204Why didn’t Darth Vader just take his imperial shuttle to station number 63 (the last remaining station of The Fifties), to buy himself some of their famous chilli fries, and maybe even a chilli dog? Was he stupid?
>>220044572The Journal of the Whills is the greatest narrative ever put down by the human species. It shits on the Bible. It ANNIHILATES the Legendarium. Dune? More like hot dog shit.
>>220045872I think it does now you mention it. First time I thought of it, but I see the outline.
>>220048432You faith is a sham and its story a fraud
>>220048477I see through the lies of “classical literature”. I know that Glup Shitto is the key to the way.
>>220043484Coruscant has aggressive setback zoning laws and you can't build super tall buildings directly next to a street. There's another one story building directly next to it
>>220048580Sorry, but why would they have streets? They don’t use the wheel.
>>220047615Luke Starkiller had a base?
>>220043516Lucas isn't a egomaniac. Like Hitler, he was surrounded with yes men who worship his every fart. People who got the job with the hopes of riding his coat tails. Those people kissed his ass like Goering and Himmler, hiding the true nature of the world from him. Lucas did nothing wrong. He was betrayed.
>>220043484It's a tiny lot + people need to eat. It's literally that shrimple.
>>220047737The difference between the number you speak of and the number 1 is 0. Any other difference would not be the closest number to 1.
