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What if it were made today?
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>>220044374
Not much would change desu. Christfags would still love it and everyone else would recognize it for the schlock it is.
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>>220044374
Rabbi Yashua would be played by a black tranny in a wheelchair.
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Jesus would be played by Joaquin Pheonix.
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>>220044374
This movie totally misses the point of the Christ's message.
>oh, Jesus suffered and God allowed injustice to happen. God allowed Jesus to suffer for your sins

God is not partial, but Mel was not aware of this.
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>>220044374
jesus would be a black tranny and the white romans would be the sole bad guys. jews wouldn't be mentioned. mary would be a lesbian. directed by jordan peele.
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>>220044374
you mean The Chosen?
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>>220045058
is this good
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>>220044452
he didn't play jesus very well in mary magdelane. Almost spoiled the movie
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>>220044420
repent
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>>220045096
lol, I didn't know he'd already played Jesus.
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>>220044374
It would be banned or heavely edited for the violence
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>>220045058
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How's this movie compare to Willem Dafoe's Christ film?
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>>220045128
Enjoy your Stockholm syndrome slave morality christcuck.
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>>220045693
Last Temptation is better. The Passion masquerades as a spiritual experience, but it's really a sleaze film: a successor to the religiously-themed torture trash of the 70s.
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>>220044374
It's directed by our guy Mel, so it would be the same.
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What's with Satan appearing behind the roman soldiers? Did he enhance their sadism? None of that is in the Bible
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>>220044646
What are you even trying to say?
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>>220046306
he based himself on revelations by 'Anne-Catherine Emerich', among others.
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>>220045693
Haven't seen that blasphemous trash, but Passion is way better than Jesus of Nazareth



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