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>doesn't want to fuck his wife

Why?
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He did it at least twice before, so he knows that to expect.
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>>220044732
overexposure makes you lose interest
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resentment builds up slowly over a long period of time. you'll find out some day.
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It was a nod to how bigoted people tend to be in the closet themselves. He secretly craved dick. This perspicacious skewering of society was completely lost on its redneck viewers, though
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>>220044732
the longest i ever fucked a girl was two years and by the end of it i was completely sick of her shit
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She’s supposed to be a less attractive woman but they wouldn’t cast one. This is a common TV problem
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I recall one episode where the joke at the end of the episode is that he actually wanted to fuck her.
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>>220044732
how did such a tall, chad couple produce such a beta small short son?
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>>220044973
He's Steve's son
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>>220044732
the simplest explanation is he can't get it up so easily anymore. of course he briefly pops half a rod when a hotter pair of tits strolls about but ultimately he wouldn't fare much better with her. pharmaceutical boner pills hadn't been invented yet. i yield my time
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>Johnny: I do recall that story. Well, returning to you, and on a lighter note, you played Rocki Mountains in the Married…With Children episode The Naked And The Dead, But Mostly The Naked. I’ve interviewed several Married…With Children guest stars, like my friends Kimmy Robertson and Sandy Helberg, and they spoke fondly of their appearances, so what was it like appearing on the show?
>Letha: Oh, my god. It’s funny. Well, the director was kind of squirmy. Ed O’Neill was very fond of me. I ended up in his office jerking him off. He had a pent-up sexuality, but he was afraid of sickness and STDs. We played around in his office. He was nice. David Faustino was trying to get with me. His friend, who was a writer, was trying to get with me. Katey Sagal was nice. She didn’t really talk to me much. Christina Applegate was half-asleep through all the rehearsals.
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>>220044732
I love how Al just filters retarded virgins who think getting a girlfriend/wife and having regular sex will make them less depressed or cure their loneliness.
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Katey Sagal has some very prominent, masculine features and yeah it’s easy to catch glimpses of her all bimboed out with huge hair and high heels and your brain goes AWOOOGAH humina humina humina! But if you had to go through every single day of your life waking up to and spending almost every minute of free time staring at & studying this face you’d start to find her loathsome.
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>>220044732
she's got a terrible hairy puss
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The thing about this show that depresses me is that in the 80s a shoe salesman could afford a house and a car.
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>>220044815
yeah, just like how thalassophobics want to fuck the ocean
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>>220044973
she smoked while pregnant
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>>220045801
I have in fact cummed inside the ocean
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>>220044732
>the nuclear family is le hell!!
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>>220044732
gorgeous body attached to shitty, boner-killing personality
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>>220045784
>in the 80s a shoe salesman could afford a house and a car
No he couldn't. Al didn't own the house or the car.
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>>220045863
just like your uncle did to you
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>>220045904
she literally looks like a dude in a wig, i can't fathom how homosexual you are at this point in time
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>>220046074
a bit rude
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>>220046104
/tv/ has very low standards. Look at the people that start threads about Zegler, Xochitl, Zendaya, etc.
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>>220044732
For the same reason that you cant show butthole on screen and which foundation creates the "J-Law" of actress mojo...

Once you "know" or "have carnal knowlege" of a woman, the mojo slowly begins to evaporate and you begin to unknowingly pursue unknown booty. This part isnt as much "butthole" related but the point is...Kanye got tired of fucking Kim K. Ella Langleys old bfs got tired of her. Even Sarah Gadon's men tire of her. Its just biological. ESPECIALLY after married life and years of the same. Yes, Al was tired of her poontang.
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>>220044973
She's a hillbilly. Generations of inbreeding has turned her genes into a toxic roulette wheel. It's why beaner families will look like the Addams family with goddesses and goblinas produced by the same couple.
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>>220044732
Latent homosexuality
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>>220044732
Why do married guys get tired of their wife’s vagina but I never get tired of my hand?
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>>220046704
Because you're not attracted to your hand.
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>>220044973
Peggy cheated on al with an italian man
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>>220046704
Im tired of my hand. I literally need to jerk to troon chastity sissy porn to even stay hard at this point. I don't even jerk off that often anymore, I thought taking a month break would allow something more normal to work for me but that didnt work.
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>>220046855
Stop watching porn
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>>220044732
Neither were serious. Al and Peg get horny for each other constantly throughout the series.
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>>220046899
Like I said. I barely watch porn anymore but it didnt go back to normal.
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>>220046104
I was talking about the body not the face
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>>220046938
a month break isn't that much in the big picture. the average person nowadays has been watching porn for several years non-stop, if not decades. you'd probably need at least a year to go back to normal
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>>220044732
NOT NOW PEG, IM BUSY!
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>>220046104
no she doesn't. women back then had more mannish faces due to higher testosterone in society. you wouldn't get it because you're a zoomer.
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>>220046704
I got tired of my last ex after a year and ended up buying an anime sex doll during our relationship.
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>>220044732
the last time he did that he got two retard kids
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>>220045466
>the simplest explanation is he can't get it up so easily anymore.
nope. 35 yo athletic boomer here. after a certain age how horny you are is a character thing. the excitement of your 20s will fade. it doesn't have to do with your body but who you are as a person and you relationship history. once a month is perfectly serviceable. twice if it's a birthday.
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>>220044732
Because she doesn't cook or clean, that's literally it
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>>220045466
I was having issues getting it up for my ex-girlfriend but I think it was just because I hated her and she had small tits and a big ass while I prefer big tits and a small ass. I saw a bimbo escort and was as hard as I was in my teens while sucking on her huge fake tits
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>>220048056
Ive though about going to a sex worker but I decided it was not worth the risks.
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she dresses like a drag queen
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>>220044732
He already did
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>>220044732
It's another "adults have to explain basic shit to a child" thread.
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>>220045784
i also don't recall there being many blacks or minorities in the show. if there was, it was not more than 1. so he also lived in a mostly white neighborhood. same goes with the simpsons, i believe dr. hibbert was the only black.

not only did these (fictional) working class guys have a house, car, family, and stable job, they also lived in mostly white areas.

lastly, no mention of inflation. lived in the golden age of america and still depicted as unhappy.
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reminds me of the fight club guy
>i have a stable office job that allows me to stay clean, with a boss who seems to be decent and reasonable as long as I complete my tasks
>my job requires me to travel, which allows me to meet women for casual sex or hire an escort during the years when this was already becoming the norm
>i live in a spacious apartment alone, no roommates
>i have enough money to buy furniture and indulge in the ikea nesting instinct
>i had a decent wardrobe, dkny ties, calvin klein shirts, etc.
>OH MY GOD I CAN'T SLEEP I GUESS I HAVE TO DEVELOP AN IMAGINARY FRIEND AND COMMIT ACTS OF TERROR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
what a whinny faggot bitch. no wonder most blue-collar wagies hate on office workers.
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>>220044809
sounds like a skill issue
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>>220044836
Sounds like a you problem.
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>>220047555
why would you post this, pathetic
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>>220044732
If you actually watch the show his wife doesn't care about him, nor do his kids. He just doesn't see the point in giving more to these people who just use him for him money (What little he has)
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>>220044836
This. The appeal of having sex a few times a week wears off when you realize you need to deal with her bullshit the other 23 hours of the day.
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Her entitled attitude about everything makes his big pee pee the little pee pee.
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>>220044973
In a way the show was fortunate the kids grew up the way they did since it extended the shows lifespan into perpetuity with all the jokes that practically write themselves.
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>>220056401
anime girls are hot
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>>220044732
Spoiler: fucking the same woman for years and years gets boring, OP.
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Don't delete my pics, you faggot mods.
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>>220044732
She's really annoying didn't you notice
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>>220045729
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She was the witch in one piece. I think I still would.
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>>220044732
He don't like redheads. He prefer blondes.
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>>220056092
His coworker at the shoe store was black. But it was pre-Obama 90s black so he was just another guy. It's Chicago so it's not like they should have been devoid of black people, but it's still a fairly racially segregated city.
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GIWTWM
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>>220044732
you don't need a 50,000th thread on this same topic
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>>220056211
Why do people watch this movie so poorly?

You're COMPLAINING about all that, but the whole point of the movie........... is showing that he was wrong. The movie literally shows that he fucked up trying to chase some false illusion of primal masculinity and all he did was make himself even more unhappy from chasing insubstantial goals fundamentally predicated on a lack of responsibility.
That's not even "media literacy", that's just.. did you pay attention?
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>>220045801
Ted-Lasso-phobics?
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>>220061556
I am going to jack off to this.
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>>220044836
Same. I've only had one long relationship and by the third year I would rather jerk off than fuck her.
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>>220044732
What happens when a little, funny guy like Al pairs and mades with a larger female like Peggy? Is this what they call dimorphic sexuality in zoology?
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>>220064744
Al isn't little Ed O'Neil is 6 feet
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>>220064817
Doesn't look like that in OP. How big is Peg? Her face is at least the same size as his.



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