so did he do it or not?obviously MJ did it, woody is just the one case I'm split on
>>220045617There's no evidence Woody Allen touched an underage girl. He likes them young though
>>220045617Based allen
>>220045779wowIncredibly based
>>220045779I want to be in their friend group
He didnt do anything. He met his wife who was adopted by an ex, when his wife was in her 20s. Unless you are triggered by le heckin age gaps. And Ronan Farrow is a fucked in the head faggot who got cosmetic surgery to look like frank sinatra because he has munchausen by proxy from his whore mother.
>>220045779>it was disgusting what that 15 year old did to himlmfao Hollywood needs to burn to the ground NOW
>>220045617Ah, it feels great being Woody Allen's biological son!
>>220045617he should've fought Sinatra
>>220046113>bros never been reverse groomed by a teen over social media It starts happening when you get an account with over 10k followers
>>220045617WOODY ALLEN DID NOTHING WRONG. ITS ALL HOAXERShttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WH_LtT0JT54
>>220046251Woody Allen is proof that Jews have Aryan DNA.
Woody Allen literally married his own daughter and retards still can’t figure it out.
>>220047376She wasn't his daughter or his stepdaughter. She was the adopted daughter of his girlfriend.
>>220047474Sup pedo
>>220046251>>220047238He does look like Woody tho. Compare him to the OP pic. Droopy nose and beady Jew eyes.
>>220047238Looks like Sinatra to me
>>220047376Was never his daughter. That crazy lady was married to someone else at the time.
>>220048004Lol
>>220048091yea, but that's not really the question, it's does he look more like a combination of sinatra and mia farrow or does he look more like a combination of woody allen and mia farrow, im going with the latter
>>220046251>>220047238>>220048004can't think of anyone else he looks more similar to
>Did a jew rape kids?Weak b8.
>>220048153his eyes and eye area are more like wood's though
I'll stick with the Korean version (not Woody's daughter wife) thanks.
>>220048168I get that Farrow hates Allen since their divorce but the fact that she does the sort of wink wink guess we will never know whenever Sinatra comes up is funny.
>>220048207Lol isn't it past your bed time, Woody?
>>220048207Those unmistakable, baby blue Woody Allen eyes.
>>220048112Pedophile internet defense force ^
>>220048317It's not a damage control operation, it's just a statement of fact. She was not his daughter.
>>220048306pal, mia farrow has blue eyes, but neither mia nor frank have an eye area shaped like that, while woody does. the eye color can come from mia, but the shape from neither mia nor frank. again, he's a combination of two people, not a direct download of one person
>>220048385Adopted daughter, whatever. Didn’t mean to trigger your autism Mr sensitive
>>220048490Face blindness is a common condition on /tv/, so I'll forgive your error. But he obviously plainly clearly patently and undeniably looks like Sinatra.
>>220048656agreed and no-one said he doesn't look like frank, a combo of mia and woody can look like frank
>>220045617 I have more confidence Woody did it than Michael.
>>220048490Is this some weird kike cope or something?His eyes look a lot more like Sinatra's than Woody's, what the absolute fuck are you on about.
>>220048782no, the eye area doesn't look more like frank's, it looks more like woody's, check the flesh. for comparison here is frank's actual son
>>220048746>a combo of mia and woody can look like frankI thought I'd seen it all, but you broke new ground Woody. This is an unprecedented level of cope.
>>220048837Lol ok, there's no way you're not trolling. That picture is just reinforcing my point.
>>220048870>>220048871no one is saying he doesnt resemble frank, but what you guys won't address and won't admit is that he's a combination of a dad and a mom, the mom being mia farrow. for example, ronan has mia farrow's ears, tiny pull-back ears, not frank's long straight ones or woody's meat sacks, which you'll notice if you actually examine the photos. frank jr's ears are the same ears as frank.
>>220048924The bottom line is, he looks so much like Sinatra (yes, combined with Farrow) that the notion he's Woody Allen's son has been the butt of jokes for many years.But by all means, continue embarrassing yourself by telling everyone to not believe their lying eyes, ya fuckin weirdo.
https://youtu.be/JYKx9K6oKl0?si=ObcBCNt80YzOr840
>>220048153>Upper lip is thicker>Nose shape is different>Taller forehead>Arched eyebrow ridge>Cheekbones and chin are softerYeah he's Jewish. Do people also not understand his mom looks like this?
>>220049056we all know he resembles sinatra and we all know the story but the facts are he looks more like a combination of woody and mia than one of sinatra and mia would, and that's how reproduction works, he's a mixture of two. ronan's fleshy eye area and his jaw squareness aren't present in either parent, but they are present in woody. frank's actual son, jr has the smooth and streamlined eye area and the same very tapered jaw frank does, it is what it is anon, facial features dont' come out of the ether
>>220049190>he doesn't look absolutely identical to Sinatra, therefore he's probably the son of a yid who looks almost nothing like him at allWhy are you doing this to yourself, anon?
>>220049190>Do people also not understand his mom looks like this?it honestly seems like they don't, they won't even address it lol, i mean the one guy finally mentioned here but i had to badger it out of him after like four posts and he still hasn't addressed actual facial features
>>220049260Sinatra is Italian, Woody is Jewish. Ronan has Jewish features. It's entirely possible Farrow has stronger genes but in any case Ronan doesn't actually look like Sinatra other than blue eyes.
>>220049249You have no clue how genes work. I look like a combination of both of my parents, but I have a square jaw whereas neither of my parents do. It's never a 1-to-1 perfect combination of both parents - genes can be taken from a long line of ancestors that aren't apparent in either parent.
>>220049366>Ronan doesn't actually look like Sinatra other than blue eyesYou can say this another bajillion times and it won't change the fact that 99.9% of the population would think he looks a lot more like Sinatra in side-by-side comparisons.
>>220049366>Ronan doesn't actually look like Sinatra other than blue eyesyep, which mia has lol>>220049393>genes can be taken from a long line of ancestors that aren't apparent in either parentyes anon but features usually do come from parents and we aren't excused from applying that standard in this case. the fact is he's a combo of two people and more of his features can be accounted for when you take woody and mia as his parents than when you take frank and mia as his parents, it is what it is
>>220049520>the fact that 99.9% of the population would think he looks a lot more like Sinatra in side-by-side comparisonsanon everyone here knows he resembles frank that's the whole beginning of the discussion lol, no one has said he doesnt, but the end of the discussion comes out of an examination of the possibilities of his lineage and that points to a woody-mia parentage
>>220046251>contactsOl' blue eyes's genes weren't strong enough?
Why doesn't Ronan just take a DNA test and settle the issue once and for all?
>>220049528>yes anon but features usually do come from parents and we aren't excused from applying that standard in this caseI certainly am since you're claiming that a square jaw is more likely to be inherited from Woody than from Frank. It doesn't even make sense.
Are we just shitposting or is Woody actually here defending his paternity?Ronan looks like a blonde Sinatra. He looks 90% like Sinatra and slightly like Mia. Children don't look exactly like their parents - I look more like my mom, my brother looks more like my dad, etc - but he looks STRIKINGLY similar to Frank and 0% whatsoever like Woody. You're taking random ""jewish"" traits that Ronan vaguely holds and saying that means he looks like this freakish little goblin, when they're completely unalike.
>>220046251>looks somewhat like Mia Farrow>0% similar to Woody>90% identical to Frankthus he's obviously the child of Woody Allen and Mia Farrow, case closed
>>220049604>that points to a woody-mia parentageExcept you've made no case for it.If people didn't know any better and you told them Sinatra was a Jew, they probably wouldn't even question it if it weren't for his blue eyes. Not only does he have the nose of a Jew, Ashkenazi kikes tend to blend in with the rest of the white population.
>>220049631>Ronan Farrow has worn tinted, prescription contact lenses to make his eyes appear a brighter blue. A friend confirmed he wears them, though reports indicate they are prescription lenses. Farrow himself later confirmed he has worn tinted contacts, expressing frustration at the attention paid to his eye color, as noted by The Hill. Purpose: The contacts reportedly make his eyes a more vibrant shade of blue, fueling speculation regarding his appearance. Source Confirmation: Sources close to Farrow confirmed the use of these contacts around the Time 100 Gala in 2014. Context: These reports emerged alongside public speculation about his resemblance to Frank Sinatra. Exasperated Ronan Farrow: Yes, I have worn tinted contacts - The Hill May 7, 2014 — Ronan Farrow is admitting he has worn tinted contact lenses while also expressing exasperation that his eye-related decisions have...lol
>>220049741i have, ive gone into specific features, the other guy has as well. im not the guy saying jew but italians and jews can often look similar so im with you to an extent on that, not part of my argument, that's just an examination and comparison of parental features and it's all there to see if you'll look at specifics, which you guys won't seem to do, you just say 'looks like x' with no actual accounting for the facial shapes, there's practically no examination coming from the sinatra-side
>>220049664He knows the answer obviously but doesn't want to start paternity drama. He's probably taken a dna test, but why make that public news?
>>220049838Other than the fleshy part under the eyes, they're practically identical to Sinatra's. And the difference isn't even that noticable in certain pictures of Frank.But I'm glad you at least seem to acknowledge how retarded it is to nitpick over the jawline.
>>220049985woody's spitting image
>>220050014Lol like it's honestly so retarded to believe he's Woody's son that I don't think it's that ridiculous to think anon is literally Woody Allen.
>>220049981>why make that public news?Because at this point we can say reasonably that it's in the public interest. This family have been acting out their personal disputes on the public stage for three decades. They will happily write a book or make a documentary about their family feud. Some of the accusations can't be proven, and come down to one person's word against another's. But the question of Ronan's paternity can be answered by modern scientific methods, so they might as well get on with it and show us the test results.
>>220049985in case you missed the earlier post but ronan wears contacts, these should be his real eyes as he's a teen (in earlier childhood pics they look even darker). anyway as you can see, they're mia's color, and again, the area around them is woody. saying he's got frank's eyes when he literally has admitted to wearing contacts and isn't gonna pass scrutiny here, anon
>>220050390nothing about his eyes, his nose, his mouth, his jaw, his cheeks, his face, his hairline, etc are in any way reminiscent of Woody. he isn't 100% frank but he is NO PART woody allenI'm sorry you got cucked man, shouldn't have married a bpd whore
>>220050188i feel like the accusations from the adopted daughter kinda superseded all other public issues regarding their senpai that was kinda like a nuke dropped
>>220050390>the area around them is woodyIf you can't see his eyes in the pic you posted in Frank here >>220049985, you literally have prosopagnosia.
>>220045617He lived next door to Epstein in NYC. They would regularly dine together.
This guy who's saying he's woodys son seems like he knows what he's talking about I'ma go with him on this one
>>220050461look man im not woody. ive passed by him and sun yi pushing a stroller many times on the ues decades ago but idk the guy. his movies are cool and i like frank sinatra too im not backing either horse here. me and the other guy have listed feature by feature some of which come from woody and some of which come from mia (sinatraists almost exclusively won't mention mia and that the features they're attributing to sinatra are found on her because it doesn't fit their narrative) but the other side ignores the specifics and sticks with 'he looks like frank.' everyone knows lol that's the discussion. anyway i respect your opinion but you guys haven't backed it up, it is what it is
>>220050561sent from soon yi's iphone
>>220050561>this guy who's saying he's woodys son"Woody Allen, legally, ethically, personally was absolutely a father in our family"Hmmm lol
>>220050594I'm just saying man he came prepared he's got side by side pics and shot and he's right the Sinatra people are just going nuh-uh. I'm sorry but I gotta vote for that anon to be the president
>>220050586>but you guys haven't backed it upAnd neither have you.>but the jawline Woody doesn't have a square jaw either. Frank's jaw here >>220049985 actually isn't far off.>but the thicker upper lip Sometimes people's features change as they age. See: >>220049985Also, Woody doesn't have a thick upper lip either.>but the fleshy undertone This is really all you have, and it's a laughably weak hill to die on.
>>220050594Soon-Yi has learning difficulties and Woody doesn't allow her to have internet on her phone. For her own safety.
>>220050712>Woody doesn't have a square jaw either.yes he does lol, you guys have been posting pics of woody aged 50-80 that sorta range where he has sagging old man jowls that cover his facial structure, here's circa age 30 which should be close to ronan's age, you can see the square jaw and squarish head shape that ronan has compared to the rounded and tapered jaw that frank and frank jr his actual son have. posting those saggy ass faced woody pics won't pass here sorry
>>220050724doesn't she have a doctorate or something. that email to epstein was awfully written, a learning disorder explains it
Farrow wishes Ronan was Frank's son.
>>220050877Cherrypick much?Picrel isn't any more square than this >>220049985It's time to stop, Woody. Just accept the fact that you got cucked.
>>220045617of course he did. the truth that we're ignoring is that men rape, period. its in their nature to commit atrocities. its legit only within the last like 10 years that women have been able to fight back
>>220050919She has a master's degree in special education. I'm not joking.
>>220051018that's a good pic bro it didnt come up for me, what was he booked for lol. anyway you can see how similar the lines of his face and headshape is to ronan's, there's quite a few good head on shots of his son, here's a recent one where he's gotten a bit less lean and more woody-ish with his facial flesh
>>220051308You're seeing what you want to see, Woody. If Woody (you) were the biological father, Ronan would most likely just come right out and say it. Instead, he says stuff like this >>220050620. Now, why wouldn't he say Sinatra is his bio dad? Well, it probably has something to do with Mia lying about it for decades while Woody (you) paid child support lol.I get the sense this isn't the first time you've spent hours arguing about this. If you're not Woody Allen, you seriously should seek some help.
>>220051566I think if it is woody allen and he's sending his 90s arguing on /tv/ he showed up seek help Also to stop him fucking all those kids
>>220051729Good point
>>220045617Lol of course he fucking did it
>>220045617Do any Woody films actually holdup? His humor seems extremely jewish.
>>220052753The dialogue tends to oscillate between petty kvetching and self-important pontificating, and the plots are often less interesting than my life - and my life isn't particularly interesting. His films are like if you told chatgpt to write screenplays in the style of NPR.As a proud antisemite, I'm able to put my prejudice aside when it comes to art. Love Kubrick, love Rothko, love the Cohen brothers - however, none of those artists embody traits that fuel my antisemitic views. Woody Allen and his films, on the other hand, are the perfect embodiment of everything I detest about kikes.
>>220052753Incredible, hilarious and very human. He didn't direct the film version of Play It Again, Sam but I think it's a good entry point to his later mature comedies like Annie Hall which is a good second choice.
Kill all jews.
>>220045617>obviously MJ did itComplete horse shit lie invented by the tribe.He was a weirdo, he wasn't a paedo.
>>220054075Tell us how you really feel.
