What do you want her character to do?
>>220048041Transform into someone who can act
>>220048041She already transformed her kids into troons
I don’t believe she is a real professor I want to see her credentials
>>220048058Did you see the video posted today that shows her oldest? Wearing a skirt and has either padded bra or is on hormones. Sad.
I want a transforming buttplug inserted up her rectum at the beginning of the movie that the director has full control of when he decides it turns on and off and have it be activated sporadically in her takes so that there is an atual performance drawn out of her for once.>Director: Okay Megan, ACTION!>*click*>Megan does a retarded blissfull cross eyed face and her dialogue comes out as cute squeaks or slurring moans>Director: Okay, cut! Voila.
>>220048041Why would I watch anything with this weirdo has-been hag who ruined her kids lives for clout?
>>220048397and then megatron shoots her
she needs to be evil
>>220048041>Transformersone of only like 3 movies I've ever walked out on, after about 20 minutes it was giving me a headache so I walked out
>>220048142to be fair her oldest boy genuinely looks like her twin so no foul?
>>220048041Whatever she wants. I won't be watching this plastic middle aged pornstar looking bimbo in anything. I can see hundreds that look like her on Brazzers or something.
>>220048041they should just hire tits mcgee again, not this busted up whore who cuts her sons' cocks off
>>220050671cindy is hot to me
>>220050671Boing boing boing
>Another rebootHollywood should just start releasing YouTube shorts and Instagram videos at this point.
>>220048041>her characterCrasher
>>220049719I forgot that Shia was in those movies. It feels like a completely different person. Bay should make those two weirdos the protagonists again.
>>220051188hbo ran that first transformers and disturbia back to back for basically the entire summer in like 08 or 09
>>220048142Is he hot?
>>220051526>he
Which car is she going to play?
>>220051526Literally looks like pre pre bogged Megan Fox but if she was 12 and has her natural pale pasty skin she rarely shows because she spray tans.
>>220048041get raped by decepticons as they try to repopulate
>>220048041it's funny how hard she tries to hide her toe thumbs ever since people noticed them
>>220048041Take off her clothes and spread her ass right towards the camera.
>>220052837So yes
For me it was Carly and her sexy accent
>>220051478And the world was a better place for it.
Megatroon
>>220048041Since Shia is cancelled and probably being written out, who do you want to see play his son Daniel
She intrigues me. Those eyes are wormholes to agony.
Why Transformers, of all 80s cartoons?Why don't they cast her as The Baroness in G.I. Joe?
>>220051478it went on much longer than that. they were still doing this in 2014 at least.
>>220048041Masturbate in front of a mirror.
>>220048058lol
>>220063647>The BaronessShe certainly has that air about a seductress royal heir that knows how to shoot guns but I think she's too old now, unless they clone her.
>>220063988If they can make an xformers move 20 years later, with 20-year-older characters, they can do the same with GIJoe. They can fight off MAGA or whatever is the new, C.O.B.R.A.-like threat to America.
The thing about Megan is that she doesn't like and doesn't want to act. She despises working. She has said in recent years that she works sparingly just to be able to live a rich life. It is why she has stated that in the future she will most likely settle down with a 80-90 year old billionaire when she reaches her 50s so she can get all his money and she only has to be with him for a short amount of time.
>>220064736Why would an 80-90 yo billioinaire chose a 50+ yo to leave all his money to instead of a 19 yo? The deal would work better both ways: she would still have most of her fruitive years ahead of her; he wouldn't have deal with an bitterly-cynical, entitled, middle-aged cunt who's been playing the game for decades. It's not like he could enjoy the sex either way at that age. Unless she was, like, Dick van Dyke's squeeze, who earnestly seems to want to be with him and vice-versa, I don't see how the older woman would be worth it if it was Fox.
I need her see her as a transformer not a human
Need it
>>22006484919 year olds can be hot yeah but they are extra fucking retarded to be around, the middle aged bimbo knows exactly how to be sexy in ways that can melt your brain
>>220048058fpbp
>>220069968>The dad produced 1 gay and 1 tranny offspring I would off myself
Bimbo mommy megan is so hot
>>220071579
>>220069582nah, 19 year olds are awesome, you sound like a dried up old roastie
>>220072579i just know she has old ass bitches irl hyping her up doing all this bimbomaxxing bullshit yaaaas queeeen
>>220050671That animation looks AI made
>>220048397Fox vs. ButtplugFund it.
>>220051188that little spluttering rodent is why I have completely avoided those films.
>>220048041Good lord!! Imagine the porn!!
Suck off Megatron
tit babe
>>220050671why didn't they sell megans bath water like they did sweeney?
she would obviously be a decepticon
>>220051188sam witwiki died in universe
>>220078438Good
>>220050671Did she finally stop being box office poison?
>>220048041Wash Jerry's car
>>220051611I will not respect your preferred pronouns. I will assign some to you based on my own criteria.
wasnt rise of the beast a reboot of transformer? why is there another one?
>>220048041Bring back Hailee Steinfeld from Bumblebee>Current A-Lister>News relevant because of following from both FauxMoi gossiping gabbies and football fans and Swiftie's Girl Squad>And Shameik Moore lolcow memelords>Not bogged>Just ethnic enough to fill diversity quota>Can actually act and has the accolades to prove it>Can either be a cute girl next door or a total semen demon
>>220075816You're think of Bella Delphine
