What would you do if you woke up and had a miniature wife?
>>220051878I'd shove her headfirst into my urethra, of course.
Cum jar.
You can't make a Tomlette without breaking some Gregs
Torture her along with the little hitler.
>>220051939the fuck did little hitler ever do to you?
she's gonna love my miniature penis
>>220051878Cum bath.
Shive her in my anus obviously - she will now live there with only her head sticking out, like a hemorrhoid.
Chud fatigue is real
>>220052035...said no one, ever.
>>220051878How miniature we talking?Guessing that's a O gauge train since it's 3 rail... so she's about 8 inches?That's too big for my N scale layout.I'd probably build her little houses out of Lego and stuff.Also consensually blast a load on her, like, when else could she ever get that experience? Would be like a bucket of cum being dumped on her.
>>220051923Cum inflation.
>>220051878Micropenisbros... we're back
>>220052035Not a thing. Black fatigue however...
>>220051878Hot glue
>>220051878Make her lick my feet
Buy the sluttiest Barbie outfits I can find. I'm sure someone out there makes some custom shit.
>>220051878flush her down the toilet with my morning poo
>>220051878I wouldn't say a single thing. I would listen. And I would write messages down for her, because from her perspective my voice is really loud.
>>220052699Yeah, but her voice would be pretty quiet, for you. You would pretty much have to stick her in your ear to hear anything. I hope you are ready and willing to do that
I'd buy a toy plane and make her recreate the plane scene
>>220051878This of coursehttps://images2.imgbox.com/c1/1f/EVNSNu3n_o.png
