The leads are weak.
>>220052320>frappuccinos are for closers!
>>220052443Kek
>what if thing but wahman>what if thing but brown>what if thing but faggots
>>220052443This.
You see this Apple watch?
>A ALWAYS>B BE>C CHATTING
>>220053074kek
What is she gonna pull out of the briefcase instead of brass balls, /tv/?
>>220052320It's been done:https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-a5EhuUGszA
>>220053212Brass boobs
>>220053228They all make 6 figures, almost guaranteed.
>>220052320Can't wait! The film is a classic from a different time. Now there are young women in the same struggles as depicted in the film. It's only right>>220053385Six figures isn't that much in 2026, I'd say? I make $110k in a WFH management consulting job.
>>220052320>*character pulls down her shirt a bit to accentuate the top of her cleavage, revealing the most perfect rack ever seen*>”You see these tits? They cost more than your car.”
>>220052320>featuring an all-female cast for the first time in a major revivalwhat? are we not counting ghostbusters or ocean's 8? also,>token latina>jew, jew, jew, jew>token black>jew
>>220053700This is theater btw. It was originally a play so I'm guessing this is the first time it's been done in a famous play.
>>220053700It's talking about the stage play. The "first time" is about the stage show since it was always male actors
>You see this buttplug? You see this buttplug I'm wearing?
gay garry gay ross
>>220053779Yeah, I do.
>>220053212>you need brass ovaries to sell real estatePretty sure that scene wasn't in the original play, I don't know if they generally add it these days. It would admittedly be funny to hear a woman call a room full of other women a bunch of cocksuckers and faggots though.
>>220052320>You Levine?>yeah>You call yoursefl a salesman you son of a bitch?>OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU CANNOT SAY THAT WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU>Levine starts crying>everyone pulls out their fucking phones to record it
>>220053212a vial containing her frozen eggs>you wanna be a family woman?>go home, get pregnant, play with your kids
>>220052320Y THOWHY>coffee is for closerswill be changed to>coffee is for everyone, we do not discriminate hereWatch the black be a genius and the le ebil huWhite antagonist.
>>220054017That's gold. Another instance of some /tv/ anon having a idea than the actual writers.>inb4 you haven't seen it!That's simply too clever for whoever is making this dreck.
>>220053979pretty sure the story is that Baldwin was stuck filming something else but David Mamet wanted him in it. Mamet was able to squeeze him in and wrote that scene just for Baldwin.
>>220054097thanks anon
>>220052320>incels and racists melting down over yet another theatre casting announcement Like clock work
>>220054468no one's melting downeveryone's laughingno one will be watching
>>220053606Fake tits isn't a flex
>>220054468w*men are constantly malding that the Beckett estate won't let them do an R63 Waiting for Godot, but you wouldn't know anything about that would you.
>>220053476>I make $110k in a WFH management consulting job.how did you get this job?
>>220052320Change the profession then too. Real estate is dead with the recent law changes.
>>220052320This unironically makes sense. Women and greasy turks and pajeets are 90% of recruiters and other sales people
Pacino was at his peak in GGGR
>>220052320This will make the Ghostbusters remake look like a masterpiece. At least the Ghostbusters films were goofy and never took itself seriously.
>>220052320Glengarry Glen Ross: Fugly edition.
>>220053779>That buttplug costs more than your purse.
>>220053212A thigh master.
What's next, 12 Angry Men?
>>220053212big brass cock
>>220056008Master and Commander
>>220052320The reason they do this is cause David Mamet is a conservative and they want to spite him. His ex-wife also receives the royalties from his plays.
>>220054664Neither is paying too much for a gaudy watch, but it’s a display of wealth.
>>220052443>Put that organic and allergen-safe Frappuccino down...
>>220056008Saving Private Ryan
the kind of in-your-face hostility glengarry glen ross is about is the exact opposite of how workforce antagonism is conducted by women, which is made up of passive-aggression, manipulation, jockeying for victimhood, and plausible deniability. would ricky roma be crushed if everybody else in the office socially ostracized him? no, he would call them faggots.
>>220056008I saw a "non traditional" staging of that: 12 Angry Persons.
Should've cast picrel as John Williamson (office manager).
>>220052320The leads are weak? YOU’RE WEAK
>>220059135Hahahaha no way
WHO THE FUCK SAID YOU COULD WORK WITH WOMEN
>>220054577>W-w-we’re laughing!Sure you are, buddy
