>Oh shit... she's faster than Anakin Skywalker, Dud Bolt, Ebe Endocott, Elan Mak, Gasgano, Ody Mandrell, Aldar Beedo, Ark "Bumpy" Roose, Ben Quadinaros, Boles Roor, Bozzie Baranta, "Bullseye" Navior, Clegg Holdfast, Fud Sang, Mars Guo, Mawhonic, Neva Kee, Ratts Tyerell, Sebulba, Slide Paramita, Teemto Pagalies, Toy Dampner, and Wan Sandage put together. And I was betting heavily on Sebulba. He always wins!
>>220053304You forgot Grima Wormtongue and Blast HardCheese
>>220053359This is actually just the entire cast of Episode 1 Racer. A couple of them were made up for the video game but most of them were background aliens in Phantom Menace. My favorite was Dud Bolt because he looks like a duck.
>Mars GuoPoppy won, get over it
>>220053485I don't get that reference
>>220053304>Oh my God... She's more powerful than Gandalf the Gray, and Gandalf the White, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, and Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie, and Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston, and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan, all put together..."
>>220053430For me it's gasgano
>>220053304Bob Johnson! oh, wait...
>>220053304>>Oh shit... she's faster than Anakin Skywalker, Dud Bolt, Ebe Endocott, Elan Mak, Gasgano, Ody Mandrell, Aldar Beedo, Ark "Bumpy" Roose, Ben Quadinaros, Boles Roor, Bozzie Baranta, "Bullseye" Navior, Clegg Holdfast, Fud Sang, Mars Guo, Mawhonic, Neva Kee, Ratts Tyerell, Sebulba, Slide Paramita, Teemto Pagalies, Toy Dampner, and Wan Sandage put together. And I was betting heavily on Sebulba. He always wins!You made up all those names.
my dentists name was sandra miles. s miles, get that!
>>220053304But what of good Glup Shitto?
>>220055030Kek
>>220053304>actually this random attractive actress is the next jedi chosen one >the original trilogy? yeah none of that shit mattered *sigh* somehow... palpatine returnedweeeeeak
>>220053304>I am getting such deja vu>what did you say your name was>Rey Skywalker>wait a minute
>>220055164Technically she and Kylo Ben are both the chosen ones, the reason they're both so powerful is specifically because of the connection they share with each other. But this doesn't come through clearly in the films because she beats him easily every time they fight.https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Force_dyad
>>220055285>doesn't come through clearly in the filmsMany such cases!
>>220055856I don't blame people for hating the sequels because every single one of them was a load of bullshit for different reasons and the internet discussion was so fucking astroturfed like everyone already had a narrative they wanted to push and willfully misunderstood people's criticisms for every single one of them and still to this day you see people saying "Well TLJ was good but it's a shame they undid it all for TROS" Fuck you, you didn't understand shit about what was going on with TLJ OR TROS. But I'm wasting my breath on that since people just regurgitate the same exact shit every time it's brought up, all discussions are already planned out before you can have them. Fuck.What I do find amusing is how the shows, which don't have as much astroturfing because even though they're Star Wars, most people only care about the movies and don't watch shows. I'm not looking forward to a bunch of Star Wars tourism and obnoxious astroturfed discussion starting over again with the upcoming movies, but I know it's inevitable. Anyway, most of the shows go in the complete opposite direction from the movies and are constantly spelling things out for even the most braindead viewer to understand, and still people complain. Some people will just always be miserable.
I watched Ep IV GOUT laserdisc original rip last night. Its striking he was more upset by the death of an old man he had just met more than seeing the macabre burnt out corpses of his own surrogate parents. The drinking green milk from the teet in ep XIII is of course a Freudian desire to return to the womb of a mother he never know and a genius level insight into Luke's disturbed psyche by Rian Johnson.
>>220055285What they share with each other is that they are related as Anakin's half sister...but I dont think the writers knew that unless they are deliberately leaning into the incest sub-lore.
>>220053833>every single Power Ranger[sic]>, all put together...Jesus fucking christ, including the robot thing?
>>220055285>the chosen onesThe chosen two, you mongoloid.
>>220057425He had known "Old Ben Kenobi" for a long time before the events of episode IV, this is already obvious from the movie itself for the schizophrenics who refuse to accept external evidence, but it's also explicitly confirmed in later works. I won't even bother addressing the rest.
>>220059957You're making me feel extremely old if you actually don't recognize what he's quoting.
>>220055030Lmao
>>220060383I have a tested IQ of 87 I barely recognise the difference between bread and toast
