Only Mars Express comes to mindhttps://youtu.be/okQT4Sk4e8Q?si=87kIMsvvBbmHD--K
>>220053493Shameless bump
>>220053493This is most recent I can think of, not everyone would call it kino but I liked it.
>>220053493Claire Obscure which was astroturfed as fuck maybeDidn’t watch it outside a few clips on yt shorts
>>220053493Absolutely loved that movie.For recommendations, it's not exactly recent since it came out in 2022, but if you are in the mood for a French comedy I found "Smoking Causes Coughing" to be very enjoyable.
the most recent one i saw was the beastthe elliot rodger parody part was kino
>Recent French kinos?Picrel is my favorite film of the decade by a pretty large margin. I heartily recommend it to everyone I meet.
this film deserves its own series, it was too fast paced
>>220053493Fucking loved the near future aesthetic that felt between modern day and full cyberpunk.
>>220054194>Claire Obscure which was astroturfed as fuck maybeIt's a good game. Don't forget peak Bioware was about 20 years ago and there's a whole new cohort who've never seen anything like it.
>>220055220>It's a good gameits dogshit
>>220054293>Smoking Causes CoughingAnything by Quentin Dupieux. Yannick is hard lmao experience.
>>220053493It's not nearly as good as Mars Express but worth a watch for dystopian enthusiasts.>In the near future, Paris is divided into three zones that separate social classes, and no one can escape ALMA, a predictive AI that has revolutionized law enforcement. When ALMA’s creator is assassinated, Salia, a top agent, and Zem, a jaded cop, are forced to work together to solve a murder that may expose the dark secrets of the system they serve.
Belgium/France/Italy/Luxembourg co-production.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0uGjYQbHzs
Absolutely fantastic one-take French horror film. They shot the film five times and the the released film is the fifth take.
France/US co-production.
France/Poland co-production. Rural folk horror.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qT1Dmfkfv1A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ-ZReYIQZ8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q6y1waxlTY
Pitch black horror comedy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnPLt_zwuMk
>>220055927Very Quentin Dupieux like absurdist comedy.
Bustillo & Maury finally made a good film after Inside (2007) and Livide (2011). Although I did like Kandisha (2020).
Sébastien Vaniček got Evil Dead Burn after Raimi saw this.
Better than Eggers' Nosferatu.
KINOEST animation of the decade.
Different kind of zombie invasion.
Depp's last movie before this year's Ti West Scrooge flick.
Hellish anthology
>>220056154tried to watch it, was terribly boringeven more boring than the book...any substance is lost in the endless yapping, and the nice scenery is lost because the editor must have been on meth
>>220054194Crap game.Writing is nonsensical "aaaaaa i am le gommaging!" and the gameplay is a hodge-podge mixture of things other JRPGs already did better.Its praise is merely because nobody plays JRPG's because they're avoiding anime, coz if they did play JRPG's they'd realise that the game does absolutely nothing that hasn't been done a thousand times since the 6th generation.
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>>220056962>nonsensicalbrainlet. Everything is explained.>the game does absolutely nothing that hasn't been done a thousand times since the 6th generationThat doesn't make it bad, and japanese companies should relearn from it, since they forgot.
>>220057036>Everything is explained.thanks for revealing that it's a game for toddlers... or more precisely: to abuse toddlers with, softening them up for sexual abusealso explains why there is no normal sized human (male) in the game, but only midgets
>>220055927The madlad has 2 (two) movies presented at Cannes this year, in two different categories. It's also known he has an Éric & Ramzy movie done in his hard-drive that is almost ready to release. The first with the duo since Steak (2006).
>>220056214Also recommend Bloody Oranges by the same guy.
>>220056475Tried watching this one but couldn't get into it and turned it off after 15 minutes.Depp trying to speak French was funny, tho.
New Fabrice Éboué kino comedy released last year.Had me lmao a lot.
This one i saw in theaters. Great small film, cute comedy.
Documentary about a director that never finished a single movie, told by some of France's best. Seeing Jean Rochefort on screen almost 10 years after his death was emotional. And even him was emotional talking about this guy has heard of.
>>220058718*this guy nobody has heard of
>>220058590This one is funnier.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DF_qKn_S4k
>>220058542I liked it well enough. Standard costume drama.
>>220058885I've seen Barbaque too. Seen in theaters, too. Just mentioned his latest.Éboué is one of the few funny comedians out here in France, and who doesn't care about being PC.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPxju-tqRoI>>220057003my nigga
>>220059272What is this, Gravity Falls?
got a poster of it but i destroyed a little :(
>>220053493Mars express is great. As for other recent stuff, the only thing I can think of is Alain Delon referencing his career in an Asterix and Obelix movie.https://youtu.be/ozYByBM8Orc&t=27
>>220059323kinda similiar but i like it way better. it takes itself much more seriously than gravity falls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O515YeHQhYE
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>>220056442>the joker but with dogs
>>220056297agreed, thought this was great as far as New Movies go
>>220063324gotta sell it to the normies somehow
>>220053493this one is pretty good
>>220053493more great stuff Jeremie Perin was involved with:>Lastman (mixed-media: french manga+anime)>Cris Jung (short animated seriesà
>>220063793also thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af91ERUFpXM
>>220057003Beat me to it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ6CPq0H8IU
>>220053493I just watched Mars Express thanks to this thread. I'm sorry that I thought it was going to be troon shit and skipped it all this time. It's the best of it's genre in decades and had such a compelling world done in record time. I'm never doubting the French ever again.
>>220064094Same guys did this >>220063932
>>220053493truly the south korea of europe
>>220064276Thank you my feline friend, I shall get to it right away.
>>220057003Where the FUCK is season three?Where the FUCK is a Mondo dub for season two?
Good thread
>>220064633It is a prequel to the comics series, except the series wasn't finished when the first season came out, so when it did the series stopped doing it's own thing and shifted HARD into being a sequel to the animated series to the point that they completely ignored two character that were "in the main cast" so to speak. I actually recommend reading the comic first but only until timeskip which is about 2/3 in, then watch the first season, then finish the comic and then watch 2 season since it came out years after all of that.
>>220058492>Éric & RamzyCHEESE KINO
>>220066390Well shit. I'm already 6 episodes in, but I'll do the course correction as you advised.
>>220066390Should've mentioned the Bogdanoffs, would sell the comic on that alone.
>>220066481I watched the first (and only at the time) season first myself but only because the comic wasn't translated fully back then.
>>220066481Ignore what the autist says, the show is kino on its own and the comic is mid enough to be ignored.
>>220067438It's too late, I've already fallen for voluptuous single moms from fantasy worlds and the usual French shenanigans of cheating spouses. Also comic Aldana looks like a gigachad Frenchie while in the show he's Asian, what's up with that?
April and the Extraordinary World
>>220066412Very dislike how Xilam ditched their original artistic direction for the bean mouth/modern gumball artstyle the past 6 years
Why are the French the only people that make good cartoons other than the Japs? Despite being as woke if not woker than the U.S overall they somehow make way better stuff. Is it just demographics o algo?>>220067736>what's up with thatEverybody likes a good Asian milf
>>220068309French have a strong culture around arts, and their their liberalism is definitely different from the English/American one. It's more about vitality and authenticity compared to how spiteful while at the same time fully captured the American woke is. Either they refuse to let go off their horny or they reject it instinctively because of French protectionism.
>>220058492not feeling his new one with chabat and cohen in full PS2-tier CGI....
>>220059272extrémement baséit's a shame that it took 3 years to have the new season
>>220054092I really wish we had some more FUN space movies. This one maybe had issues, but I like that they tried to do.
>>220071891I thought guardians of the galaxy would be like that too, before it revealed itself to be capeshit
>>220067736There was also a game 10 years ago, a brwaler, but i haven't played it.
>>220068003nice, hopefully Adele Blanc-Sec will have an animated adaptation of the same caliber(my bf fell asleep midway reeeee what a pleb)
>>220074299>my bf
>>220066412Is this the cartoon that plays in the game heavy rain? If you know, you know.
>>220056426I liked pontypool so I might like this. Splinter is also a cool virus movie.
>>220053493The biotank was gross!
>>220053493I didn't like the ending but still appreciate it as a film
>>220053493Mars Express is amazing and I was amazed that french actually produced something worthwhile.
>>220078834In the 90s and 00s they made A LOT of good action/thriller/comedy/gangster movies, these days apart from rare bullshit drama i hear nothing from them (apart from stuff itt).
>>220079686has any country been able to live up to cinema made over 20 years ago?
It was fun
>>220053493i hated the ending for killing best girl
>>220053493It looks like a story I would like, but the animation is unpleasant, so I don't know.
Link related is french and japanese.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS7zHIFXdNo
>>220056884>>220056154watch the depardieu miniseries. drags in the middle but its pretty good otherwise
>>220083273I personally like jesus version, anime version started interesting but quickly turned into some bullshit.
>>220053493https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ev4kHmUHwg
>>220083457>I personally like jesus versionoh yeah, thats my favorite
>>220082052I had the same doubts and ended up really enjoying the style in couple of minutes. There is a clear intent behind it and French animation doesn't disappoint, some of the scenes in the film are simply magnificent.
>>220053493this is not recent. It's from the early 2000's, but still kino
>>220053493Is 2023 recent? This was cool.Haven't seen >>220055974 yet but I see it's by the same guy as BAC Nord. Is it any good?
>>220068309France is just the first consumer of weeb stuff outside of Japan, strong comicbook culture, cinema was born there too.
>>220053493>mars expressI dunno anon, I wouldnt personally recomment it
>>220088768And why is that?
>>220068003This was a fun movie. The same kind of whimsy as a Ghibli film.
>>220081732Pretentious and boring, only for the fans of Mummy's girl.Picrel is pretty good. Except the end which has been a little rushed and expected.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=044PUmZQd1g
A rare one about collectivism/communism.A white-rasta-ninja-girl (lel) helps a local labour-union to take over a factory soon to be closed by the evil corp (lel).Fun and stupid, would recommend.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GE2NjyNtULk
>>220089192>PretentiousHow was it pretentious? Unless you mean "forced cinematography", to which I would agree, but better to be a tryhard than to not try at all and have yet another bland looking movie
How is the new L'Étranger film?I've read it 4 times, once in English, three times in French, and it's unironically one of my favourite novels
But which ones are full a sexy times and pretty women?
>>220089476How did you learn french? I want to seduce Monica belluci's daughter.
>>220088768Its a very centered futuristic anime with believable tech.
>>220083457>>220083888I am your man! The anime was worth it for the psychedelic visuals that are wholly unique and the english version is inspiring. The priest is the best and we should be so lucky to have someone like that when we are down
>>220068584>>220068614These feel very whimsical. Something you watch on a sunday morning at your grandma's. Never heard of them but will try them out to get an ear for french pronunciation.
>>220058718Why didnt he ever finish a film? Was he constantly coming up with new ideas or just financial trouble?
>>220056962The music alone puts it above average and the mechanics are an improved turn based mechanic. I say that as having played final fantasy 7,8,9, and 10.
>>220056442I liked the italian movie also named dogman by the same director that made Gomorrah. A dog groomer gets into trouble because of his lowlife company.
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>>220056409Will check out but the style seems real barebones.
>>220056110The poster is intriguing. On the watchlist. I loved how bizarre a field in england was. Another film i would label folk horror. The witch and retelling and Hansel with the yummy Sophia lillis is also amazingly scary.
>>220056085Is this about breathless? I only now that movie because of the dreamers.
>>220055927The trailer for the second act with Seymour was hilarious. It has them all walking towards the camera and claiming to be the main character.
>>220089980That looks like one of those posters that is better than the film.
>>220089932One example is him driving to his Cannes premiere with the film in the trunk. Had a car accident and all the film got burned as a consequence.
>>220089192The Lost Bullet trilogy is also great. Maybe some of the best stuntwork this decade.
>>220053493Any movie done by Julien Royal (son of former President François Hollande and Ségolène Royal).En Passant PéchoNouveaux RichesBagarre (that released in theaters 1 couple weeks ago).
