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What am I in for?
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>>220058079
kino
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>>220058079
good first 10 minutes
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Alien ghosts
Shield city save humans from alien ghosts
Science woman sexy
Collect living creatures
Heal world soul
Space cannon fight world soul
Fight
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>>220058079
I was banned from watching this as a kid in 2001 because of the science woman. The same went for Resident Evil later on.
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>>220058741
Were you raised mormon by any chance?
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>>220058079
nothing related to the game name besides the mc being the director mom self insert as a fetish
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>>220058766
Nah, just overly strict parents.
I was the definition of "that kid who either had the cheap knockoff of the cool thing everyone else had, or had nothing at all".
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>>220058829
you had the cheap knockoff of this dogshit movie?
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they call it "final" fantasy because when you watch it you won't want to watch a fantasy movie ever again
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>>220058829
Cool things aren't that cool.
At least you have an imagination now.
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its alright
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>>220058853
That would be this
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>>220058079
Why was it set in space? Isn't the FF series mediaeval or some shit?
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>>220058079
>Cool 00s sci fi cgi
>Retarded plot
>A movie product that looks nothing like Final Fantasy
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>>220059502
It's not set in space. And no, none of the final fantasy games are connected and can have plenty of scifi aspects
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>>220059709
Why are there spaceships in it then?
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I want new content set in this game's universe, either another movie or an actual FF game.
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>>220059731
There's not
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>what if FF7 but for audiences that don't exist?

closest I feel that describes it

nobody came out liking it, at most just aspects of it
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This movie was trash. Advent Children is way better.
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>>220060150
No shit it's almost a decade apart. AC's story was still ass though.
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>>220059489
Shut your whore mouth. Ghost of mars and spirits within are the definition of Kino.
Enjoyable from start to credits. No matter how retarded the plot gets it's makes perfect sense within the context of the flick.
That's kino
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>>220058079
>No soundtrack by Nobuo Uematsu
Missed opportunity
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>>220060191
But the Cloud and Sephiroth battle was kino. That background music though.
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As one anon once said, it's Alec Baldwin playing Ben Affleck
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>>220058079
A sci fi movie that is in no way related to its namesake.
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>>220058079
Kino

Kino so it good it filtered FF fans who couldn't cope with the film being a stand alone work, no different from every mainland game that popularised the series.
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>>220058741
They didn't want you waifuing Chinese women?
https://youtu.be/hw0lyjniQX4
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>>220061230
>Neil: Looks like you've gained some weight.
>Jane: It's called upper body strength Neil. Get a girlfriend.
>Neil: I'm working on it.
Just as good banter as Aliens. Women could be strong and not have a fit thrown about it.



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