What am I in for?
>>220058079kino
>>220058079good first 10 minutes
Alien ghostsShield city save humans from alien ghostsScience woman sexyCollect living creaturesHeal world soulSpace cannon fight world soulFight
>>220058079I was banned from watching this as a kid in 2001 because of the science woman. The same went for Resident Evil later on.
>>220058741Were you raised mormon by any chance?
>>220058079nothing related to the game name besides the mc being the director mom self insert as a fetish
>>220058766Nah, just overly strict parents.I was the definition of "that kid who either had the cheap knockoff of the cool thing everyone else had, or had nothing at all".
>>220058829you had the cheap knockoff of this dogshit movie?
they call it "final" fantasy because when you watch it you won't want to watch a fantasy movie ever again
>>220058829Cool things aren't that cool.At least you have an imagination now.
its alright
>>220058853That would be this
>>220058079Why was it set in space? Isn't the FF series mediaeval or some shit?
>>220058079>Cool 00s sci fi cgi>Retarded plot>A movie product that looks nothing like Final Fantasy
>>220059502It's not set in space. And no, none of the final fantasy games are connected and can have plenty of scifi aspects
>>220059709Why are there spaceships in it then?
I want new content set in this game's universe, either another movie or an actual FF game.
>>220059731There's not
>what if FF7 but for audiences that don't exist?closest I feel that describes itnobody came out liking it, at most just aspects of it
This movie was trash. Advent Children is way better.
>>220060150No shit it's almost a decade apart. AC's story was still ass though.
>>220059489Shut your whore mouth. Ghost of mars and spirits within are the definition of Kino. Enjoyable from start to credits. No matter how retarded the plot gets it's makes perfect sense within the context of the flick.That's kino
>>220058079>No soundtrack by Nobuo UematsuMissed opportunity
>>220060191But the Cloud and Sephiroth battle was kino. That background music though.
As one anon once said, it's Alec Baldwin playing Ben Affleck
>>220058079A sci fi movie that is in no way related to its namesake.
>>220058079KinoKino so it good it filtered FF fans who couldn't cope with the film being a stand alone work, no different from every mainland game that popularised the series.
>>220058741They didn't want you waifuing Chinese women?https://youtu.be/hw0lyjniQX4
>>220061230>Neil: Looks like you've gained some weight.>Jane: It's called upper body strength Neil. Get a girlfriend.>Neil: I'm working on it.Just as good banter as Aliens. Women could be strong and not have a fit thrown about it.