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>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I MUST MAKE THOSE CLOSEST TO ME SUFFER BECAUSE I'M SAD
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Sums up 4chan.
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>>220058154
Severe depression tends to have that effect.
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>>220058154
Why didn't God stop the planet from colliding with Earth?
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>>220058340
because it's a movie made by a fagtheist. In real life God would have stopped it.
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>>220058507
god can't even stop a muslim from raping a white 12 year old girl
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The closest thing to Hellstar Remina we get.
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>>220058340
Th planet is SUMMMONED by her, you moron. Thats the entire point of the movie.
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>>220058545
Virtuously signaled, anon.
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>>220059185
How is that the point of the movie?
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>>220058154
I love - *love* - Kirsten Dunst but if I'm totally and ruthlessly honest I think that whenever Melancholia comes up we tend to overlook the true MVP.
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>>220059261
>ragebait cunt ex wife by calling her domineering
>she instantly flips out aggressively at you, proving you 100% right
Yeah, I'm thinking based.
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>>220058154
So, leftists?
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>>220058154
literally how everyone in the world behaves today
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>>220061013
I was more thinking foids
>>220061047
No, just western foids
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>>220058154
yeah that's how depression or a meloncholia, works.
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Kino performance. Mogged the oreo to death
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>>220058154
Played by any other actress this character would be pretty annoying. But since she's Kirsten Dunst we don't mind her.

Some actresses are just impossible to dislike. Milla Jovovich is another (although obviously not exactly an actress in the way KD is).

Madonna is a good example of the opposite: it's impossible NOT to dislike her (the fact that she generally plays bitches doesn't help).
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>>220061829
>oreo
QRD?
>>220061920
wdym everyone hated Kirsten Dunst in Spiderman
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>>220061920
>Milla Jovovich is another
I don't care for her.
I've only seen her in Resident Evil and she isn't great and Sienna Guillory mogged her so hard as Jill I can't believe Milla had the audacity to show her face in public after that.
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>>220061013
politics brained retard, you’ll never be happy until you let go of your imaginary culture war
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>>220061942
>QRD?
Charlotte Gainsbourg got DP'd by two niggers in a different LVT film.
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>>220062045
stunt-butt with her upper body pasted on the other side of the top nigger's leg
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>>220062092
yeah but the kids at school don't care about that stuff, they just know they saw a movie your mom gets dp'ed by two niggers in and you're never living that down
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>>220061013
your president diddles kids
verification not requir*d
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>>220062092
you really think a backwater danish studio had access to that much technology in 2012?
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>>220062003
He got you good lmao
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>>220062135
>immediate turd world meltie
Back to your Pride Month celebration.
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>>220058154
>it's your duty to suffer for the happiness of others
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>>220058154
Theme of this movie is that universe will defy its own natural laws just so that white millenial woman can be right about something, even though it means extinction of everyone else.
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>>220059216
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bump
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>>220059220
>she has melancholia
>suddenly a rogue planet named MELANCHOLIA shows up
hmmmmm media literacy much?
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>>220061942
>everyone hated Kirsten Dunst in Spiderman
no you are just a zoomer and a retard everyone was in love with her tits and smile for years, the sequels bizzarely heel turned her character back when you weighed less than 200 pounds
Also she gets chained up and tortured and has her mouth sewn shut in one of the sequels to The Crow it makes my cock throb
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>>220063851
Omg can that happen to meeeeeee!?!?
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>>220061942
>wdym everyone hated Kirsten Dunst in Spiderman
I haven't seen Spiderman but I bet I would like KD in it. How can anyone dislike her? She's so friendly. And she has dimples.
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>>220059261
A based character in the movie for sure but not like a particularly demanding performance or anything. Not that it had to be, but just saying.
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>>220058507
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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Why'd this fag off himself instead of getting front row seats to see the planet up close before perishing?
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>>220066882
it would be extremely painful
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>>220069235
He's a big guy
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>>220069282
for you
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>>220058154
Yes, it's a woman.



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