>FTL NEWS:-- Diamond is mogging crazy gang-- Crazy gang will be driving , walking , buying clothes for aryeh or angie , and going to the beach today-- Michael-- Cleej>LINKS:https://kick.com/diamondthebarbiePrevious: >>220055918
hi
tts mentioning s5 are all airballs
send him in.
TJ
>>220058369faggot>>220058374faggot>>220058377faggot>>220058381<3
>>220058369Airball
Autistic Mexican neets kissing homeless gay guys isn't really something I want to watch if I'm be perfectly honest with you.
i just watched golden mauro ask chat what based means, threaten to molest someone, and then spread his legs up for the camera all in a matter of 30 seconds
put a porngum onhttps://x.com/mugnropuniverse
So the Tayleigh thing wasn't real? Did TLP stream with Nina or am I dreaming that too?
golden JD
thank god for the twins
>>220058393this. I prefer watching 2 hour car rides that lead to nothing instead.
>>220058396she's been ranting and raving for so long to 3 to 5 viewers, which means just 1 viewer since it's kick viewcount
Ice poseidon is doing a big brother event btw, or at least has started plans for it
Predictions for today?
shadi high key looking like a butch dyke on her stream right now, arms fatter than her chest
Letty didn't get her 3-way with Drago tonight and this is why.https://qu.ax/dpMVa
>>220058405what tayleigh thing
>>220058416This but unironically.
>>220058355>/tv/ - streaming & ecelebs
post rare screenshots
>>220058418thanks for the update. keep us posted.
>>220058427what is this new /ftl/ trend of posting sketchy ass links
>>220058416yeah man if you dislike one of them you have to love the other, great point
I’m Neptune I’m gay
>>220058434
>>220058421Jet takes more Ls
What's the connection between this show and vrchat?
>>220058418he needs to do another hunger games, would love to see some of the newer fish do it
>>220058416shadowfax
>>220058418the thing with ice is yeah he could do a decent version of fishtank but he would never keep it up year round like hunger games it was good but youll have to wait 2 years for the next one
>>220058427It's Burt's penis isn't it
>>220058450
>>220058427If Crazy Gang had been there, they would've squashed it.
>>220058418it's going 2 be an airball because whatever idea kimmee has of fishtank is the wrong one because she only got 2 experience Nina written fishtank
if you're posting a sketchy link and it doesn't lead me to Alex B's flaccid penis i would be very disappointed
>>220058434>>220058450>>220058475none of those are rare in any sense
>>220058418If it's just a bunch of streamer contestants with cameos from even more streamers I shan't be watching
phoxinus is one of the greatest to ever do it
>>220058476CG would have been dust like a old cartoon
>>220058483that's the joke i think
>>220058427genuinely don't click this link the pop-ups are crazy
To the chuds in here who are unironically white supremacist, how does it feel when the white girl (Angie) is totally down to fuck the Mexican Asian (Damiel)
ice loves moneyif he could replicate tts and fishtoys he would see how much they make and would commit to making multiple seasons
>>220058483
>>220058402what the fuck is this
>>220058503gross actually she's all fucked up
>>220058427Why so choppy at the end?
i gotta go to sleep can someone make a greentext qrd of this golden mauro lore dump confessional for when i wake up
TopGearTank
>>220058418he's doing an irl trip to the north pole first I think
>>220058516car expo
mega rare fishtank moment, some have thought it to be lost media
>>220058510schizo meth head prostitute that is red scare adjacent.
>>220058503I already dropped her when she started talking to black guys so I'm not upset.
>>220058427Holy shit.
>>220058503das crazee
desu I called diamond being a content machine as soon as she was faking tweets she lowkey like burt bliccy and rachel combined
>>220058510twins suck without hair and always making these faces on stream. ugly gremlins.
>>220058509inb4 binx tries to get this girl for crazy gang and it's a total airball
>>220058503damiel is pure filipino
CHOKE THEM CHOKE THE LIFE OUT OF THEM
anyone remember this rare ahh moment
>>220058504I don't really think he has paypigs like that, but if he could steal them from fishtank and sam maybe
>>220058551Aka Mexican Asian, look at the nigga
in hindsight it's so funny that jet was trying to fire up the casting document to find new people when he can literally just pick people up off the street to join them
Guys, is it weird that im incredibly attracted to Angie? (The white Angie). She has a very cute face but she hides it behind the chud glasses. Shes like the nerdy girl in a highschool movie that turns hot after taking her clothes and glasses off. I fuck with her accent highkey as well. Too top it off she has a fat ass. She's beautiful.
>>220058427Clip is Drago gets called a faggot by some spic thugs, and gets jumped by 10 of them..
>>220058574she's pretty ugly desu, especially her side profile
>>220058569he's half-irish, iirc
guy literally named daniel bernaldo and people here saying nah he aint mexican bro
>>220058574she only likes blacks and browns that imitate blacks
>>220058506Way past her prime.
>>220058582>thugsthey looked like nerds
>>220058570Jet's too much of an insecure sperg to interact with the public like that.
>>220058574If your brown you should shoot your shot, you might have a chance
Twin streams are like a mix of Milkdud and Josie streams and I’m here for it.
>>220058593his name is damiel, that's the most filipino shit ever
>>220058570why the fuck have they just given up on craigslist shit they were near Atlanta for S5 and now they're in MIAMI there must be insane amount of characters you could find
>>220058585
>>220058602and sub 90 IQ she'll get the ick if she detects intelligence
>>220058593bro doesn’t know that flips were spanish conquered and all have spanish names
>>220058483but they are rare
>>220058599it's a shame because they're in a city that's literally filled with people looking for a weird unique experience like being jumped into a livestream gang
>>220058589He’s Mexican coded, he even dresses like them
Haven't watched the post season irl arc at all and I feel like im completely out of the loop
>>220058381is gay
>>220058607theyre afraid of tweakers and shit thats the only reason, they cannot handle a jeff type guy without daddy sam
Aryeh>are we actually going back to the apartment it's Saturday night
>>220058609
>>220058629kevin, golden mauro, caleb
S2 was really the best>Cool website>Colorful comfy house>Kino lighting>A real fishtank in B3, great ASMR at night>Great camera placements>Fucking bathroom cams>Really fun non-simp fishtoys like pep talks, loot crates, cigarette delivery, forced dates>Best Goldstriker>Best freeloaders>Complete house transformation and destruction by the end of the season
>>220058605the twins are the best thing going on right now
>>220058540filtered
>>220058503No one cares about that blacked Canadian ho
>>220058642>didnt even stream the daily cold hot tub contentjet mustve been fuming
>>220058607at this point it almost seems like they only want loser sycophant streamstars considering that's who they pick every time
>>220058605once you watch one twin stream you’ve watched them all
>>220058510
>>220058648
>>220058647and JJ
breakfast with the twins. verily, life is good.
>>220058648yep
>>220058648we're not having this discussion again for the millionth time bro, we diamond gang now bitch
>>220058648you don't have to remind us
>>220058427RIP Cole
>>220058658subtle differences, only to be appreciated by those of refined sensibility. keep enjoying your slop though
>>220058648it went hard
>annoying faggot chigga edition
>>220058648the first like 7 things you listed are embarrassing and i thought you were kidding at first
>>220058650bye pedophile>>220058653bye pedophile
what would you do if you were jet in this situation? talking to homeless people would make him look like a copycat
>>220058691How are they embarrassing? Help me understand.
>>220058648Yeah bro like s2 had soul man the vibes dude you just had to be there
>check shadi stream>she's arguing about god
>>220058705this but underonically
>>220058705this but unironically and about diamond tank and not whatever that guy was talking about
>>220058702Just end this embarrassing slopfest and start prepping 06.
I offset the negative effects of the stream and the threads by doing jigsaw puzzles at the same time
>>220058648Season 1 and 2 had the best ambience when the house was asleep.
>>220058726
>>220058702Go to the reptile expo and keep doing my own thing. Doing drugs in homeless encampments is cringe.
>>220058707for over 3 hours, only about god, religion and spirituality
idk if you guys are still watching but golden mauro says anyways just like claire
S3 was really the best>Boring website>Ugly fuckass mansion>Dogshit lighting>Burt jerking off in penthouse, great ASMR at night>Terrible camera placements>Fish hiding in bathroom constantly>Most fishtoys removed, off all the time, cigarette delivery and loot crates nerfed, no forced dates, ball brothers>Goldstriker giving up after 2 weeks>Worst freeloaders>Slight house damage turns into a week of cleaning
>>220058648>>220058705s5 was my first season but I watched the s2 episodes when I was boredthe middle 2/3 sucked but the beginning and end felt like I was watching some kind of classic tv show or anime from years agohard to believe this only happened 2 years ago
S2 niggas be like "s2 was best because the walls were cool"
>>220058703no thanks faggot
>>220058726I lowkey fuck with that
>>220058735best i can do is a 2 hour car ride and five minutes at the beach
>>220058724If they do anything I want to see a real canon miniseason like Bitchtank.
>>220058702I would unironically rather watch the reptile expo stream than Diamond panhandling with Hugh tomorrow. The only thing funny about the Clout House stream tonight was the looming threat of them getting murdered by Hugh, and I don't think he's going to do that in the daytime with a bunch of people around.
>>220058427Tf is this link
Is this gay fagget related to mauro?
Figures diamondtank would bring out the s2 goldfish memory bugmen and tortureslop jimmycordersMuh heckin shinji radio!!!
Diamond Tank has mad S2 vibes while Crazy Gang has S3 vibes
>>220058702Someone said it earlier but they can literally just recruit people off the street and make them the entertainment, it's literally the building block of IRL, no need to reinvent the wheel. If they're too socially anxious to do that then just go home.
I went to bed when they went into that club thing did aryeh sing?
Letty is good at simp wrangling Binx could learn a lot from her I think
>>220058738based post. S3fags btfo
>>220058759filipinos are the most same-face race on the planet
the reptile expo ends at 4pm btw
>>220058759Golden Mauro is back?
>>220058432it's fucked
>>220058782no it doesn’t
>>220058770jet's a control freak so that will never happen
>>220058764
earlier some nigga said "reptile expo is some shit vimp would do" KEK
>>220058705
>>220058776She's good at networking. I don't hate this.
>>220058793Jet wants it his way. He's used to getting that.
>>220058791https://repticon.com/florida/miami/
>>220058815LOL
Aryeh put the team on his back.
>>220058815no chance of them making it.
>>220058815Yeah no way they do this
>>220058812jet neptune has never gotten his way in his entire life because he fucks up everything
>>220058825he's so hot sorry
>>220058815They’ll wake up at 3 and still try to drive over.
>>220058782Binx is going to get them into the afterparty.
>>220058815Nice
>>220058815crazy gang...
>>220058826watch them not look at the hours and still leave for the 2 hour drive at 5pm
>>220058834this, they don't know the opening hours.
>>220058815>Recent changes in Florida law prohibit the display of pet Iguana species and Tegus in public settings. For your protection and for ours, pet Green Iguanas and Tegus are not allowed within the show, regardless of permit status. nigga you can see iguanas on the side of the road in florida everywhere you look, you don't need an "expo"
>>220058738yeah
>>220058815>uhhh can we like bribe them to stay open?
>>220058815Days since last crazy gang L: -1
Where is the airbnb?
>>220058851kek
>>220058815>reptiles are mad gay bro I'll take the L on this one>it will be more of a chill day today guys maybe we'll put Aryeh into a costume and go to the beach later
>>220058847diamond pointed this out on her stream earlier and said >who the fuck would go to a reptile expo
>>2200588542.5 hours from the expo
Why the fuck are they staying so far away from their everyday destinations
>>220058804
>>220058815It’s at least 19 minutes away from the Airbnb.
>>220058355shes a good girl fish
Ben was excited to come to Miami because he wanted to dress in white suits, smoke cigars and drive convertible rentals I feel bad
I don't like watching homeless people. It's depressing.
>>220058869Not an answer
Is Diamond the greatest female contestant/freeloader to ever be on the show?
>>220058888Bingo and Claire mog I think
chick on drago stream just said she's 17
>>220058881beach day might be more your speed.
Is Hugh coming back?
>>220058872ear out
>>220058879Ben is with jet and damiel hes fine
>>220058888she might be the best person ever
Jet is mad funny when he’s put in situations beyond his control. I want less Jet on camera during the main season but more Jet on camera for IRL streams.
>>220058906No. They hurt his feelings.
>>220058906Did anyone else notice Hugh's extremely low blink rate?
>>220058574stop copy pasting this in every thread
>>220058888shes up there with claire
does this nigga golden mauro ever sleep, he's still on diamond stream yapping
tight little piece
Dreamt about Bongo again last night. We got dressed up all fancy and went to Olive Garden for lunch then we went back to my house and watched Powerpuff Girls and ordered Papa John’s for dinner.
>>220058896Post pics
>>220058815CRAZY GANGCRAZY GANG
>>220058915it's mad funny how mad gay he is when he gets mad
reptile expo
>>220058924>Mauro sleeps all day>Golden Mauro never sleepsIs this synchronicity?
>>220058921airball walker
>>220058932he looks ridiculous dude
what are quebec-angie's socials
>>220058948please don't be mean here
>>220058932slowpoke is like five days late
Need to see Diamond turn Nina into a KWAB
>>220058928This is creepy and unhealthy behavior, John.
From many comments I get the feeling that Ben thinks Sam is lame
>>220058574>is it weird that im incredibly attracted to Angie?no>(The white Angie)uh oh
>>220058960he is lame and so is ben
>>220058937fallout bunkerprison bitbrotanknpc questsinitiativedetective jet
I was actually interested in the reptile expo but if it opens at 10 and closes at 4 there’s literally 0 chance they make it since Jet most likely has done no research at all.
>>220058957
why do jimmytard site users get so mad at binx?
>>220058971cole mogs this laryngitis junkie to the stratosphere
>>220058968brotank would be based
>>220058960they rightfully miss when he wasn't having a midlife crisis. all of ben and jet's friends except chris lynch quit working for com98 (bic, joeyy, laker) and they probably cringed at the charlie kirk video
Odds Jet doesn't even go live tomorrow and they call it a vibe repair day while he watches Diamond's stream all day?
>>220058969Or you could just watch actually good docus on reptiles or the 10k reptile videos on youtube.
>>220058971here's your "chad" everyone
>>220058960the political grift is not their thing
>>220058983Laker is back working for sam and apparently joeyy is too on audio stuffbic seems mentally ill
>>220058939Golden Mauro harvests his energy from Mauro. Mauro sleeps all day so golden Mauro never has to sleep. Its a lost highway thing.
they should do the harry potter thing and teleport aryeh into a snake enclosure
>>220058977they're both looks-maxxers that wear makeup now I think
>>220058977Trvke
>>220058987But that won’t have my good friends Jetnep and Aryeh.
>>220058595She explicitly stated that she doesn't fuck blacks
>>220058960Ben doesnt care about the religious and political stuff I feel like. He also HATES when people do old Sam bits like mirror vids
>>220058977the little rock roman mogger reigns supreme
>>220058990>>220059007
>>220058973Blue hair makes them chud out
>>220059013That was Mints who also hates Sam.
>>220059011why does this ugly dude love taking pics of himself so much?
>>220059004She was lying because she knows she has to pander to the chuds watching.
>>220059013who would want to hail satan though come on
>>220059011GOD, he's so fucking INTENSE.
Okay I started the diamond VOD what am I in for?
>>220058932It's crazy how this guy has dedicated his whole life and huge amounts of money to being handsome and he just isn't. Hianphiltrum throws his entire face off and his resting expression is one of anxiety and insecurity.
>>220059023i fw satan
666 Hail Nina
>>220059003<3
>>220059013that is cringe for its own right though
>>220059027Just skip to when Kevin starts doing poppers with homeless guys and watch from there.
>>220059021he's a sensitive artsy boy
>>220059021idk but he looks like a fag lol
>>220059020shortly before this ben sprinted upstairs to berate beth for writing it on the whiteboard
>>220059040Cool
ALL PIGS MUST DIETHIS AINT AUGUST '69ALL PIGS MUST DIESEVEN ON SEVEN SIEG HEIL SUBLIME
Coleseethers in 2026
it's a cole posting about himself in the third person type of morning
>>220058648You can tell that they cared the most with season 2, and after botching the storyline, and then fucking up season 3, they completely stopped giving a shit with season 4 and 5
Oink
It’s a 4 hour drive but taking Aryeh to Orlando for a couple days so they can do Disney would be funny.
Was Diamond lying about the xbox?
cole doesn't post here
>>220059074hi mike
>>220058707Kek really? Last thread someone posted a screengrab and it was a room full of fat sheboons and there dysgenic brown boyfriends. Bunch of niggers getting shit faced in a motel arguing about God
What are poppers like?
>>220059062I think even if the end product wasn't the best they objectively cared about 3 way more with the amount of planning and extra things they did
>>220059074yeah neither does Claire
Bongo headband ebay listing is now up to $510
im willing to believe ben and mints only do christ is king we are charlie kirk stuff because sam still owns the company, but jet tries to emulate sam and does it self seriously but half heartedly because hes a cynical ironic good for nothing punk at the end of the day
bro talking to women is a fucking minefield you gotta be careful not to say something that makes them ghost you its so infuriating and exhaustingi miss the way it was done 15 years ago, nobody gave a fuck and you could chat it up with anyone
>>220059082They’re an upper that relaxes your muscles for anal sex. So they make you feel good and loose.
>>220059083they completely fucked up everything with s3 and didn't care at all about maintaining the show, they just got lucky that 2 out of the 12 cast they scavenged from the ruins of the casting fiasco were good
Hey guys I’m gonna try this fishtank shit out let’s see ummm nigger? Did I do it right?
>>220059054
>>220059081I love how obsessed with God Fishtank adjacent people are when everything about this franchise is the opposite of godly but I guess they're dumb and evangelical
been a Cole Dennis fan for 3 months I feel like he's a god I never understood religion but he's a hero every 25-30 year old man needs like Jesus but in the internet era Was lost before Cole's streams never been religious but a god to me Thanks Cole
>>220059091Have you ever looked at Mints twitter? He’s an unironic right wing Christ is king groyper.
>>220059103But do people use them not just for butt sex
Was it wrong for Jet to leave Kevin with Diamond? I get that it was hilarious, but was it the right thing to do? His parents had to watch him get molested by homeless gay guys...
Season 4 is the worst season by far right?>Production learns absolutely nothing from legal issues with season 3, season ends early for similar reasons>Back to the season 1 house, which is shit. >Probably the worst cast, most of them are unlikeable weirdos
>>220059087that's not even the most iconic piece of clothing they wore
>>220059091Ben has never done any of that
>>220059123i've only ever heard poppers being a fag drug so probably not
Kekhttps://x.com/i/status/2048350718416035862>type shit
>>220059123Not really or at least not that I’ve ever heard of or seen.
>>220059123Yeah it’s like whippets you get high for like 10 seconds so people just do it over and over again
>>220059114link me.
>>220059115>Have you ever looked at Mints twitter?why no i have notthat is funny to hear>>220059137see >>220059049
>>220059129It was just a bit
If Golden Mauro is the Lost Highway version of Mauro, does that mean Drago is the flipped version of Cole? How many other Fish clones are in Miami?
>>220059114he is very ugly. like disturbingly so.
>>220059133It's not even the one they wore on the show at all. That one was green.
so are we just not gonna acknowledge this? https://arazu.io/t3_1olfbyp/?timeframe=all&category=hot
>>220059150Nothing about God or Christ Ben finds satanic shit cringe for its own cringeness
>>220059133It’s not even the one she wore on the show. They either lost that one or Dumbgay sold it. It’s a new one their mom made the other day.
>>220059141i've been saying y'all are sleeping on this golden mauro confessional on diamond's stream, nigga is saying some crazy shit tonight
>>220059165slowpoke?
what does aids feel like
>>220059173They've said multiple times during the stream that they'd be setting up an eBay or something to sell their mom's crocheting.
Diamond has what it takes to be an IRL star
Jet really thought Fishtank was this edgy pervasive show because they say faggot and nigger only to learn that normies on kick are doing drugs on stream with homeless people and it’s shattering his mind.
Should I buy some poppers?
>>220059186probably like watching fishtank >FAAAAAH
>>220059141>I'M TRYNA GET AIDS... type shitfunnier than anything faggot jet and micropenis ben could ever script holy fuck
>>220059165What are you gonna do about it? Shit like that happens every day. Women put themselves into situations with unstable men and they get abused. Are you going to protect her? Hah
did someone clip the "sam hyde is a god" tts
uhhh hey guys uhh its me uhhh whatever i said my name was uhhhhhhhh this is uhh a smart house and uhhhhhhh theres an artificial intelligence in the speaker uhhhhh this is a real show uhhhhhh hey rain deer can you do the stanky leg real quick
>>220059201Pervasive?
>>220059141Bug chasing homosexuals are nasty
>>220059243it's just a bit
>>220059155we live inside a dream i think
blonde mauro and diamond are incredible they just never stop
qrd on pinkhotmess?
>>220059253his name is gold mauro
I play too much
>>220059239Whoah hey now there is only one true God and he is king Christ is king
They should give Kevin AIDS. It would be a funny bit.
>>220059253it's insane that they can talk forever with an infinite number of out of pocket one liners
>>220058537fine shii shawty frfr no cap
>gold mauro still goingfucking how
I unironically think Binx, Jet, Ben, Damiel and Letty are cool and I'd like to hang out with them, hell I'd even sing some show tunes with Aryeh. That said, it doesn't make for good content.
Thank fuck for Diamondtank they puttin on the early morning content Jet could NEVER
>>220059240I didn’t watch famous house, how often were the fish questioning how real it was? I know mizzy figured it out early on, but towards the end was there any doubt?
>>220059141Somehow I don't think he's being ironic
>>220059270This but unironically Make Kevin drink Gold Mauro’s blood for content
diamond tank is more fishtank than fishtank
>>220059284put a gay nigger in front of a conscious human or a microphone and he will yap until brain death
cuckqueen status?
>>220059284Maybe he wants AIDs because he has too much energy?
>>220059298trvke
>>220059155Angie is white Trish
Gays and non-Whites are so disgusting.
>>220059242I think he means subversive
>the only thing i know about vimp is that she was in a school shooting>bro how are you that much of an L that you didn't even catch a stray in a school shooting>that just shows how fucking irrelevant you are
We need a Sneed x Gold Mauro linkup
diamond and golden mauro are the most powerful people to ever interact with fishtank
>>220059327Pretty much, yeah.
>>220059336and what he actually means is transgressive
I just hope Jetty has a wonderful day today.
>>220059327gay culture is whiteliberalism is whiteand that's a good thing
>>220059338Everything Diamond says is the kind of thing you know is completely dumb and wrong but can't come up with an effective counter for because it's almost a non-sequiturs of itself
>>220058815>wake up at 3>start streaming at 3:30>drive to the reptile expo>it's closed by the time they get there>meet up with binx>go to a bar>go to a club>can't get in without ID or with a camera>go to the beach>go back to the house>chill at the pool
>>220059338How do you respond to this without sounding angry?
Somebody tell Diamond's crew to go to the Reptile showThen Diamond gets the reptile content while Jet is sleepingImagine the seethe from Jet when he wakes up at 3PM and takes an hour to drive down to the show only to realize it closed at 4PM
>>220059368lmaothis isnt even an exaggeration. thats literally whats gonna happen
Fishtank >throws water >nontentDiamondTank>THROW WATER ON HIM>I'm not gonna throw water on him bitch, what's that gonna do. He's probably not even gonna react. He's probably not even gonna have an emotion.
>>220059288they all pretty much implicitly accepted they werent on hulu and it was some sort of prank. as soon as TTS was introduced to everyone (rather than just burt) as Computer the wiggers started doing OTT fishtank bits every day that pretty much killed the illusion. and upon the reveal, sneed and sam separately managed to convince alexis and payton that the fish were going to be organ harvested, so if anything it went too far the opposite direction. they all believed ben was gay tho (because he is)
>>220059382Jet counters with going to the beach again for five minutes. check mate.
>>220058815Aren't most reptiles nocturnal anyway? It should be at night. And there should be a bar. Shit would be tight and happening.
Why are 60% of the posts/comments on the Fishtank reddit by European transgender? Literally comments on every single there at every time of day or night. You can't make this shit up....
>>220059171Ben also finds 4chan cringe. He’s such a primadonna faggot like I’m just waiting for this baldbeard nigger to come out of the closet already
>>220059394>Aren't most reptiles nocturnal anyway?No.
>>220059367It's wacky and clumsily poetic enough to appear as if it's a metaphor, but by the time you think about it enough to realise that it doesn't work on that level either the yap has already gone somewhere else and you're hearing the next bizarre ignorantly poetic sentence.There's a phrase for this in psychology, I can't remember it but it refers to stunlocking a listener with carefully crafted gibberish to maintain a state of acquiesance.
>>220059288Everyone but Burt and Alex B knew the computer bit was fake and that it was just production sending the messages.
>>220059392that is to say, they all figured it wasnt a real reality show, but from some of their reactions if not just from how often binx farted in bed i dont think anyone clocked it was a 24/7 surveillance livestream
>>220059392Sam literally thought he was being a comedic genius by making OBVIOUSLY suspicious jokes to the cast any time he was on screen. Not sure why people say he was so good. I mean, he was funny, but not in any way believable...
sex with /ftl/
>>220059419Mizzy got naked on camera way too often even after learning it was streamed 24/7.
>>220059408like those vince vaughn memes from true detective s2?
>>220059392>>220059417why do people prop famous house as the amazing thing if no one really believed it then?
>>220059424Such as?
laron alexis and payton huddled in b1 thinking they were going to die was the most grim and fucked up this show has ever been
>>220059424The cigar definitely didn't help Im kinda dumb but even I would've realized something weird was going on
>>220059430That's the funniest aspect about Mizzy. The only one who figured out it was a livestream...Yet somehow had the most clips of her naked by the end of the season lol
>>220059437Nobody believed the AI thing but they did believe they were on a real reality show.
>>220059428we're hot
jet stays up til 5am and doesnt even stream it
>>220059437first half was great, the second half after computer was introduced was only ok
GOLDEN MAURO MASSIVE MILK DUDS
My mom said I'm not allowed to use my phone on the toilet anymore. Are there any recaps so I can catch up on what I missed? I won't have time to watch the whole vod.
>>220059437They all thought computer was production but they had no clue about it being a peepee torture chud 24/7 show, and computer was revealed on day 6 I believe so we still had a week of actual gaslight
>>220059441Just making overtly edgy type jokes disguised as like concern trolling... I don't have a good enough memory to give concrete examples. But I was constantly cringing about how obvious he was being the whole time. Luckily, the cast was really fucking dumb
>>220059444>hey payton>i'll give you 10 famous bucks if you figure out what i did to ted
>>220059444No that was the piss puke and repetitive sloppy drunk boxing of s2.
I just want to know if Jet is still dating Ellie or if it was a fling like with Ben and Angie.
lmaoing @ that one girl doing a double check when she saw Aryeh dancing with Binx
>>220059437partially from the first week when everyone but luke ted and not binx was fooledpartially nostalgia gogglespartially because the twist was still effective (for reasons of organ harvesting and burt's independent penthouse deductions)
I need to buy poppers
But Binx knew the whole time right? Wasn't there a clip of her livestream way before season 3, where she references Fishtank?
>>220059514No.
>>220059488I would guess no... Didn't he give a speech during the season about how hard it was to be dating while the show is going on, and that it's a bad idea?
>>220059511Put yourself through sissification and train your asshole to contract and massage Black cocks
I'm getting Diamond fatigue.
>>220059526I remember seeing the clip tho
I have no cum and I must wait
>>220059546same
>>220059543Poppers help with ass stuff (apparently)
>>220059514>>220059550yes she knew was it was months before hand, ignore that guy
>>220059501ted is still fishtank's biggest mystery. how does a bernie loving fruity mopey guy becomes a fans of fishtank? how did ted of all people manage to fool the wiggers? what was his plan?
>>220058815>jet was up 3 hours ago watching diamondHAHAHAHAHA
>>220059570Nick Mullen is/was a big Fishtank fan... There are a surprising number of lefties who watch the show. Which I think is a good thing
>>220059570The biggest mystery of S3 is why they thought Binx of all people was worth keeping from the original cast after the Fishtank leak.
>>220059601She's relatively attractive and sane. Finding a woman who has both of those traits at the same time to go on the show, is nearly impossible for production
>>220059601Because binx is a literal attention whore with an actual army of simps who will do anything for said attention,even sucking Jeppy Neppy's little Buddy
>>220059570All the gay dimes square/dirtbag left shit is just the evolution of hipsters in case you didn't notice
>>220059637dream on
>>220059637>actual army of simpsShe was a 10 view nobody before S3.
>>220059338kek
>>220059338Vimp gained almost nothing from going on the show btw. Her $5k dono goal (lmfao) got $721 last night on her stream but $700 of that was BinxsKnight, who was a preexisting paypig because of Binx. So she really only made $21 on her first stream back from her "new audience"
>>220059395But seriously, do you think this used to be a dude? Part of me thinks it's a troll, and I hate how unsure I am... I guess photos are more deceiving than meeting someone in person, and they sound like Vin Diesel
>>220059543Okay
>>220059637>an actual army of simpsThey all hate her now bro keep up
>>220059675Hardly any contestants/freeloaders gain popularity after Fishtank
Enough about this nontent. Let’s talk about last nights twin stream and how excited we are for their monitor showing up today and PC streams.
Binx is a team player who accepts Jets authority. That's why she's there.
>>220059707>Enough about this nontent. Let’s talk about [nontent]
>220059715Airball
>>220059707Yeah no
>>220058859This fucking pic makes me irrationally mad every time I see it
blane will stream some hentai game with the boys and you WILL watch it
>>220059707how long until the twins show some skin?
>>220059514https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4DAUFqI8Ao&t=3877shere she says:>oh my god tommy have you ever watched fishtank? i feel like that's something you would watch. my friend was telling me about itto no response.pic related is the friend being questioned during s3.i am fairly sure the sequence of events was:>binx applies for 12947812974 shows>gets through to Last Man Standing, gets the bill ottman fishtank email>before or after this, the friend mentions fishtank in passing ("dude its crazy theres mustard and pee"), she doesnt give it much thought>applies for 1273284095 more shows>gets through to Famous Housein all likelihood, she knew OF fishtank, but not about it, and didn't realize she was on it. there was never any indication she knew she was on fishtank before the reveal. people latched on to things like her talking about an actual fishtank or "emphasising that someone's name in a tv show was abi" because they had already made up their minds that she knew. once the reveal happened she visibly brightened up because she was in a more familiar livestream environment and started yapping to the cameras while sneed had his nervous breakdown. shes not particularly smart and i dont believe she could have suppressed the urge to enter streamer mode for 2 weeks. i hope this convinces at least some people because "binx knew fishtank" has become /ftl/ canon purely because of the passion of her detractors and the difficulty in gathering evidence to refute it and the fact that her simps are a handful of cock sucking idiots
>>220059728
>>220059712An adult woman that has real life experience and isn't insane is a great asset. I dont blame them.
Wn2b summoning Claire to confront Nina in Miami with Diamond
>>220059728Once the simp bucks start slowing down or Bongo gets a boyfriend.
https://x.com/penguinmastered/status/2047456954113495299Make sure to mark your calendar for content tonight. Include this in the next OP.
>>220059747how old are you?
>>2200597672026 years old
>>220059707They don't even know how to use a PC, i can already see them getting malware on it or blowing it up.You can't be retarded with OPSEC and security when streaming, especially exploits on discord, they are gonna get hacked so quick. The twins would literally click a malware embedded image, zip, email attachment or pdf. I can see them installing some remote desktop program because the guy managing their stream accounts and that guy leaking everything.
>>220059767I'm 40 years old, why do you ask friend?
>>220059763this will change everything
They didn’t invite Cryokeen for Chud to Chad since he’s already a Chad.
Should I start using Zyn like my heroes Bashir Imady and Hasan Piker?
>>220059763content NUKE
>>220059734I just thought it was suspicious how she IMMEDIATELY accepted it all after the reveal. Even if she's familiar with livestreams, the trickery combined with the edgy nature of the TTS should make any woman uneasy.I just find it hard to believe an alt chick would just instantly become a ride or die for this type of show without having any prior knowledge of it. You could argue Mizzy, but her brother was a fan, which helped. And she's also a desperate 30 yr old, attracted to any form of attention
>>220059763I will be watching Clouthouse
Serious question, but why haven't they done anything with Cryo post Bloodgames? They were SO desperate to keep Rachel on S4, you'd think they'd do anything to get him back. Unless they've offered and he refuses or some shit
when is solid mauro and liquid mauro linking up
>>220059806Gut absorption of nicotine is not really talked about or studied properly, your gut is extremely sensitive to nicotine, it could cause you more stress and anxiety than normal smoking or vaping nicotine.Basically you could be feeling more anxiety and butterflies in your stomach, which would mess with your head more than feinding nicotine.
>>220059842If Jet had any brain cells left he'd fly in solid mauro for this
Why isn't Jimmy commenting on 5 or mimamitank?
just woke up, had a horrible dream that I brought binx on stream and we got mogged by diamond
binx and laura need to join the wigger crew full time
>>220059860He’s a normie season only watcher
>>220059869no one is saying this
>>220059869only if the plan is to permanently kill the show
>>220059869Laura fucking STINKS! She was good at hassling JD and Bashir, but she's painfully cringe any time she's not doing that
>>220059734how can you know OF fishtank and not notice things you’ve seen, Sam’s persona especially. I never bought it and I never will
i had a dream where i was on fishtank and we sung the landon song together
>>220059869binx already has a better job
>>220059897It would all have to be a crazy coincidence
>>220059904what, farming pigs?
>>220059901Same, but for me it was the goo song
Are Bongo and Blane dating?
r e p t i l e e x p o
>>220059922airball
So when does this shit go back to /bant/?
>>220059938never
>>220059924c l o s e s a t 4 P M
>>220059938i think this arc leads directly into season 6, who knows what happens after that
>>220059938Why would you want us back there? Lord knows /tv/ needs the traffic.
I said I’d stop but I still gave the twins money last night.
>>220059836Clothouse*
>reptile expowhat's next, taking Aryeh to a family petting zoo?
>>220059866>just woke upfake jet
>>220059980good man
>>220059973Not saying I want to, just wondering when it will happen
>>220059993Aryeh goes to Universal with Angie and Ben
>>220059993go carts
Jesus christ Gauro is still in chat. Did that big queer not sleep?
>>220059841they hate him for being an obsessive lolcow creep who calls jet a rapist and interacts with /bant/. he’s also just a multi time quitter and turns it to 100 when things don’t go his way, marky/nepstein posting and whatever else. massive liability, not worth the bit or profitthey should get him on the robot though, you can always just end the call
>>220060002Taking Aryeh to Orlando sounds like a better reward than paying him
https://youtube.com/@bingobongotwinsRemember to follow the official shared channel of BingoBongo_twins.
fousey is feeling introverted
Heh keep 'em seethin' Binxy!
What do ya'll think about Bongo quitting her job to do streaming full time? Are their numbers really good enough to do that? Is it really that much money when split between 2 people? Will it be sustainable? I think it would be a good idea for her to work part time, just to have a bit more to save if/when their numbers fluctuate. These days it's very difficult to be an artist without also working a day job. And streaming after being on Fishtank is not always a guaranteed path to success. I suppose other factors to consider are the cost of living in AZ (I imagine it's cheaper?). And when she gets a boyfriend/husband, how much money he will bring to the table (Bingo would also be living with them)
>>220060033G7bros...
>Jet and Ben go to the reptile expo>it's already 6 by the time they leave the house and they spend a whole 5 minutes at the expo before they get kicked outLiterally Jet's only play now is to steal Hugh.
>>220060033Fousey just like me fr fr on god no cap
me and binxy are awesomesauce together
>>220059303100% chance she fucked damiel and jet is pissed
>>220060033He's gay. He's very gay but can't admit it to himself.
>>220060048>expo closed>buy maid outfit for aryeh and head to the beach
>>220060046She works at a sandwich shop, if it doesn't work out she'll probably get her fucking job back.It makes far more sense to go all in on streaming and hope it pays off than it does to do some part time shit and eat into potential streaming hours. That said, they really do need to lock in and start streaming long hours.
Diamond... I KNEEL
>>220060046>Bingo would also be living with themMe and Bingo will be married with children before Bongo gets a bf
>>220060065This. Bingo needs to be pumping out the commissions and designs for merch too.The paypigging will be plentiful right now but they need to keep them, there's always a fall off over the next month or so.
Was it a good night for diamond?
>>220059980Just take solace in the fact that you'll never be DaytonaDangler levels of simp. The art he had commissioned alone was unhinged. I'm glad they've got some paypigs, but they might need to start carrying.
>>220060065Maybe just a job on weekends... Does she really need to stream for 5 hours, 7 days a week? Like I said, the fact that it's all being split with Bingo is something to consider
>>220060012If they ever do another season where they get out of the house I think thatd be a pretty cool challenge
>>220060081>managed to get Kevin to sleep in a bedSHES TOO POWERFUL
>>220059980You're a good man.
>>220060093If Diamond seriously went down the Cx/IP2 route, she has potential to be the next Goochese 2.0 in terms of being a content machine
>>220060091Bingo is obviously a volcel. She literally exudes ZERO sexual energy. Bongo seems horny as hell
florida woman mogs new york producers
yeah so can we move this shit to /bant/ already. what the fuck are the mods doing
>>22006009351 x 4.75 = 242.25And that's just gifters, not counting viewers who subbed on their ownNot a bad night's work
>>220060145repulsive
cyrokeen diamond miami powercouple
>>220059980thank you for your service
>>220060145She's so fucking gross man... One of the few women on the show I cannot understand why some guys simp for
>>220060139Mark twain gave them at leaat $700-800 too from the donos i saw.It was suppose to go towards the hooker fund but kevin wants to fuck Gauro
>>220060145GOOD WOMAN
So they drive Kevin all the way down from Atlanta to turn him into a chad then refused to engage with him and instead embarrassed themselves and spend 4 days planning and doing nothing besides buying aryeh a shitty outfit
>>220060138Shows still running, little buddy. I don't make the rules. Just click on a different thread.
>>220060116That's what makes her more attractive, her flower has yet to bloom, she's on the path thoughSluts however are actually boring, t.been there done that
>>220060173ear
>>220060046her manager told her she could come back if she wanted. meanwhile they're making pretty good money. nothing last forests.
>>220060174its not. its not even /tv/ to begin with, but there is quite literally no "show" happening right now in any capacity
>>220060138keep saying it, Im sure itll work next time
>>220060173Reptile expo baby!CRAZY GANG
>>220060094>>220060098Once tts is activated they'll be rolling in it
>>220060173Kevin was a Diamond plant all along!
>>220060145I love that she bailed the day after the reveal because she was worried about her kid and job and the first thing she does back home is start selling her worn panties on insta
Crazy gang don't fuck with waking up before 3PM
>>220060173Sounds like someone needs some chill out time back at the pool.
>>220060046They’re going to be super successful streamers. It’s going to work out for them and if it doesn’t she can always go back to minimum wage.
>>220060092I don't know how they do it. I wouldn't be able to not have my cringe shine through every time a weirdo like "John" gave money.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Mq2XcwPmt4
>>220060216*saves the off season*
>>220060176People want what they can't have... Idk, there's a few certain people I can't imagine ever imagine being in a relationship. It's rare, but some people are like that. I'll just say that it would be VERY surprising to me to find out she's with someone. I wouldn't be upset in a jealous incel type of way, I just wouldn't see it coming
>>220060145imagine if we had s5 type cameraman streaming it in any time and creeping on her ass
>>220060211yoooo thas crazy af fr !!!
>>220060226Ugly nontentWe only care about the twins.
>>220060241no one is saying this
>>220060241Pedophile
>>220060241>twinpedo calling anyone nontent
>>220059734Good breakdown of what happened, and agreed. She didn't know.
>Gold Mauro
>>220060246I'm finding both plotlines amusing. But I can't stand to look at this Diamond bitch. So I'm only here for updates on the situation...
>>220060246we don't care>>220060251we don't care>>220060258we don't care
Gauro mogs. He is watching (straight) porn right now and he said he won't cum mog kevin because he us a good person
>>220060228If she never went on the show she sadly probably would've ended up a catlady recluse, but the show has changed her life trajectory for the better.
>>220060251You're not a creep if you simp for developmentally disabled women in their 20s, when you yourself are also developmentally disabled and in your 20s...
>>220060145she would love miami
>>220060241Everyone is saying this
>>220060281I know you are starved for attention or whatever but you can be with likeminded people if you go make a containment thread on bant. Then you dont have to deal with us or crazygang
Bingo will find the sensitive artistic young black man of her dreams and she will be happy
>>220060289>You're not a creep if you simpDelusional retard. All simps are creepy
>>220060288Well IF she ever goes out with a man, I hope to god it's not a fan of Fishtank....
Holy shit, I just remembered how I had a dream least week that included Vance. In the dream I was on a plane, which was still taxi-ing to the runway, but for some reason it was "parked" facing downward, with its' nose touching the ground, tail in the air. Like it was mounted on some sort of model airplane stand. Anyways, it was actually the wrong flight, so I was scrambling to get my luggage out of there and reach the actual plane in time, on the tarmac (bound for Australia for some reason). Long story short, in the end it was Vance who had to get his luggage and get on the right flight. Nobody thought he could make it, because he pulled this huge, oversized orange 80s hard-shell suitcase out from the overhead. But somehow he managed to get it through the aisle, down to the front of the plane, and left, with everyone cheering him on and sure that he would still make it in time. That was before it became public that he was fired.>plane with nose down = fishtank
>>220060300>ingo will find the sensitive artistic young black manShe's looking for a Tylor the creator type nigga
>>220060115anyone who knows what that means needs to rope
Holy shit, I just remembered how I had a dream least week that included Vance. In the dream I was on a Vance, which was still taxi-ing to the Vance, but for some Vance it was "parked" facing downward, with its' Vance touching the Vance, Vance in the Vance. Like it was mounted on some sort of Vance Vance Vance. Anyways, it was actually the wrong Vance, so I was scrambling to get my Vance out of there and reach the actual Vance in Vance, on the Vance (bound for Vance for some Vance). Long Vance short, in the Vance it was Vance who had to get his Vance and get on the right Vance. Nobody thought he could make it, because he pulled this huge, oversized orange 80s hard-shell Vance out from the Vance. But somehow he managed to get it through the Vance, down to the Vance of the Vance, and left, with everyone cheering him on and sure that he would still make it in Vance. That was before it became public that he was fired.
>>220060340Yes.
diamond for s6 host
>>220060309Well I specifically meant THAT kind of creep...But finding a woman attractive is normal. We live in abnormal times where we can see women on our screens from ALL over the world, that we'll never meet. Sometimes they are a lot like us personality wise, in a way that the women around us IRL are not. The monkey part of our brains don't always do a good job of logically blocking them from our desires, because we've never had to deal with this before in history. Simping isn't something to be proud of, but to me it's understandable how it can happen
>>220060241rope
>>220060358>finding a woman attractive is normalThats not simping, but the twins are ugly and you are not right in the head for simping
>>220060313They both said they're going to keep their standards high now, but i fear getting male attention for the first time in her life (unless that Canadian dude was already going for it) might easily overwhelm Haley
they're nearly 30, guys
>>220060329Anyone see that drunk stream she did, where she popped her titties out? That was awesome....
>>220060300Cole it's too early in the morning for your porn fetishes
>>220060329Kaito in bitchtank and Kaito outside are like 2 different women holy
>>220058503Any girl that hangs out with jet neptune is already a lost cause
>nearly 30>can't put a desk together with 2 people
Bingo should become a model
>>220060367Just looking at them in a photo would not make them seem to be the most attractive.. But once you've seen how they are personality wise, the whole package becomes more appealing to certain guys
>>220060358This same logic can be applied to any kind of degenerate drug addict
Total twins death
>>220060367>involuntarily celibate hands typed this
Nobody has talked about James Snake in 59 threads
>>220060409false
>>220060409I stopped giving a fuck about bashir too ngl
Holy shit I just remembered I had a dream that season 4 and season 5 of this show was amazing and it went super viral. Jet and Ben got over their petulant child bit and put care into the fans and the show and it paid off bigly, believe it or not but /ftl/ was kneeling and dick riding Jet thats how good it was going. Even when it was happening I could tell it was a dream but it was all so positive I didnt want to harsh the mellow. Then I woke up.
>>220060404I would take the same position with them...It's not something to be proud of, but shit happens sometimes... If you have back pain, and you're prescribed literally the BEST feeling in the world to deal with that...it makes sense to me why you would never want to stop
Bongo is beautiful even without taking her personality into account. She’s a solid 7/10 on her own and becomes a 10/10 once you factor in everything.
>>220060265Hear me out
>>220060440Is she 34 or 44?
>>220059201lol
>>220060440The French chick is framemogging so hard
If diamond got ozempic'd like Laura would she gain or lose aura?
>>220060440Why is she there? Why? Were people happy she was there? Was kick chat? I didnt see this happen live
>>220060466she'd be bliccy but without irony.
>>220060389She's already an actress
>>220059852nicotine pouches are not ingested
>>220060480I don't get this post. Why is a random a24 movie pic rel. what do you mean Bongo is an actress?
>>220060474bro everyone was happy. You binxseethers fool no one.
>>220060440Aryeh rapping was surprisingly funny last night. Then the blue haired vibenuke showed up.
>>220060474We all love Binx
>>220060497Bingo, not Bongo
>>220060520stfu binxsknight you're not fooling anyone
So season 2 officially the worst of the full seasons eh
Are they making Aryeh go to that rap battle thing they talked about last night?Reptile expo is already dead in the water since it closes right around when they usually wake up
New >>220060552
Will Viper be at the reptile expo?
>>220060531>>220060520Same fag. You have shitty tastes.
>>220060533Oh no no no
>>220060555>new>dead show>591 / 94 / 9rope
>>220060555nowhere near image limit retard
>>220060558The other one is my split personality. We never agree on anything except this one thing.
I actually hate Laura so much... REFUSES to target women, so she can cry "he manhandled me" when a man inevitably retaliates. Admits to having ZERO friends (which is fucking weird), is cringe on camera 99% of the time, and lastly because she has a HUGE ugly chin. FUCK Laura
https://communities.win/c/IP2Always/p/1ASZaPCqf4/on-todays-episode-of-ip2s-most-e/cget her on jet
>>220060580Bro let it goI haven't thought about her in a long timeShe owns you rent free
>>220060585this gives me deep levels of revulsion
>>220060588The season ended less than a month ago lol. Tho I'm sure you never complain about any people from prior seasons, right?
it's literally just two retards bidding on the headband driving up the price for each other, lol
I am poopman
I am poopman i am poop man s
>>220060580bruh there’s straight wood chips in my nutri grain bar wtf
>>220060605She owns you little bro face it. Mogged you hard. She is the glitterbomb of /ftl/
>>220060647type shit bruhs being fr rn
>>220060555Kys nigger
>>220060651She just sucks. Commenting on that doesn't mean she "mogged me". It's just a cope used by fans of the person who sucks
Crazy Gang Crazy Gang!
>>220060675>>220060572page 10, dumbasses.thread will 404 in 5 mins.
>>220060541Correct, at least cast wise
>>220060609Do they not understand there will be another one for 50 bucks in a week?
>>220060712It had a shitty cast, but was somehow incredible despite that...
>>220060700So we still have 5 minutes and the bake was super early and you admit it thanks
>>220060638ska-badabadabadoo-belidabbelydabbladabbladabblabab-belibabbelibabbelibabbelabbelo-doobelidoo
>>220060407Giving money to a woman for existing is not healthy.Virtually stalking and obsessing over a girl is not healthy.Neither of those are paths to getting laid and you are delusional
