anons, how would you have spent your time on the Avalon?
>>220060807Rape
>>220060838its like toys r us, if you rape your toys
>We have every reason to believe... every Black and Brown woman on the Avalon is pregnant
I'd make shitty autistic comics, animation, or depending on "muh futuristic tech" full length ai movies or TV series.It's what I did during my neet years, and now that I'm a functioning member of society and family man I occasionally miss the hours spent in the wee nights doodling stupid fucking frogs.
There's a Simon Hanselmann comic about this where the dude simply dresses up in the girls' lingerie and fucks himself with their dildos
>We have every reason to believe... every Black and Brown person on the Avalon has been killed in their cryopod
>>220060807i would follow the protocol that was included in my extremely intensive training before we left. theres no way they wouldnt have had a plan for the most obvious problem that could happen. either youre supposed to kill yourself or wake up certain people to help figure out what to do. you definitely arent supposed to wander around and do whatever you want wasting resources until you go insane and rape everyone. that would be retarded, like this movie
>>220061474I'm pretty racist, I'd push a TND button, but if I had to personally crack open cryopods and smother them by-hand while they're just peacefully snoozing there dreaming of chitlins and spinning rims I don't think I'd have the heart.
>>220061541>hey if you wake up early and have access to the entire ship and every human body aboard to treat as your own personal playground, please do the right thing instead so our corporation's ship can arrive at the planet and we make another gorillion dollars and you can live life as a peasant giving us 20% of your income forever>we will put nothing aboard to enforce thisHomestead company sounds retarded
>>220060807I would look up the buttholes of all the female passengers
>>220062948Yeah, I'd leave behind a ranking chart in order to leave something valuable behind for the future colony
>>220062948Imagine the smell after all those years in stasis
>>220060807I would listen. And that’s what no one did
>>220062990>wake up>a sticky note on your pod's window>"i enjoyed your asshole the most">welcome to Homestead II
>>220060807Really wish this movie just had some fat incel instead of Chris Pratt.
>>220061623>t. sensible moderate
of all hoes on airplane why crisp fat chose jlaw
>>220060807Rape is always the answer
would have made a great thriller if he had been a rapisthim being a guy who keeps waking up girls playing the same shtick over and over again then killing them
>>220063312There's nothing thrilling about that incel
>>220060807kill myself
>>220063390>incellet me guess? sexless zoomer who needs to project 24/7?
>>220063390There is for the women.
>>220060807Sabotage all the premium features and then wake up a group of the 5 richest, and least technically adept, of the colonists, then hide to watch the ensuing chaos.
>kill all "stakeholders" in the project>kill all the security staff>decide whether or not to wake everyone or wait until planetfall>leave records of myself like a prophet, if latter>give everyone a gun
