>>220061194you forgot the fifth panel>and when mom gets home, she doesnt beat you
I prefer the torturing Warwick Davis one.
>>220061194literally anything else than harry potter. shit, I’d even take LOTR
>>220061222Not today, Anon!
You must be 4 foot or taller to post or sue anyone in this thread.
>>220061194Add ice cream
>Band of Brothers>Cool misty spring >the comfy couch with the quality conferter>Homemade Fish chowder & freshly baked bread. Lot's of garlic, lots a cilantro w/ the good China
>>220061239>they look funny because it's an actual full size head on a small bodyI wonder if they would look "better" with a small head that actually fits the body. They would probably be severely mentally retarded however because of the tiny brain but you can't have everything.
>Reddit weather>instead of using a box spring on his bed he fucking puts a gay as tent above it instead>Harry Plebber>Meme foodKill yourself
>>220061232What about Disney's Willow TV sho..oh wait it was taken off the air.
>>220061194not if it's frozen pizza. i think they've changed their gobbledygook frozen pizza recipes. They taste worse. Last one I had was barely edible.
>>220061194I've got gummies and 70s exploitation blurays
>>220061370frozen pizza is always fucking awful, a guy at work was really emphatic that a brand called "lotsa motsa" was actually good and I gave it a try, still tastes terrible
>>220061318There are dwarves like that and they are retarded.I used to be really into freaks, and I'd read about them all the time. I can't remember the name of the most common proportional dwarves, I know it makes me think of cavemen.
>>220061349>Reddit weatherAnon, you have officially broken from reality.
>>220061420Troglodytes?
>>220061239A movie with Warwick Davis as the villain who is revealed to have been wearing a mech suit to look like an actual human being.
>>220061469Midget villains need to be carried like a baby by a hulking henchman
>>220061469A Midge Too Far
>>220061194Harry Potter is for children and Disney adult mentality women anon.
>>220061469Reminds me of the mgs4 bit where there's a "man" in a coat that is actually some spherical bots with tiny arms stacked on top of each other. This but with midgets would be kino, I'd watch it.
>>220061458Primordial!That was going to bug me all day.
>>220061194a good movie and good food would be a massive improvement
>>220061688Are they actually more stupid because they have a smaller brain?
>>220061725Well yeah, microcephaly makes you pretty retarded. Either you aren't growing enough brain tissue up in the skull, or the tiny skull is squeezing and pressurizing a normal amount of brain tissue, and you'll start seizing with palsy.
>>220061725Yes. Because it is a human brain that is undeveloped. I can't remember, I was reading about brain size in animals and size mattered but I think it wasn't just "bigger is always better" but proportionally to the animal, I think. Like, the birds with the biggest brains are the smartest even though it's still really small.
>>220061194replace harry potter with justified replace the bed with the couch add costco chicken wings with the pizza
>>220061876Size helps determine fold count which, if I recall, helps neuron density. Smaller size means less space for folds, less space for folds means less neuron density.
>>220061848This is what happens when two people with brown eyes mate
>>220061848Oh fuck, it's those two. What happened to them, are they still alive?
>>220061944You ever see a koala's brain?
>>220062370THIÇC
>>220062355Claire and Lola Hartley died a few years ago.
>>220061194>reddit weather
>>220062385Well I thought so, probably for the best. I just remember them from the memes, was this the one with the mother that posted everything about their lives on the internet? Something like that comes to mind.
>>220062441Oh yeah, a big inappropriately cheery blogpost about once a week whenever one of them would have explosive diarrhea or something, making her son take them to prom and shit. I hope he's capable of moving on and having a normal life now that they're gone.
>>220062441The mother couldn't accept she had braindead kids and put her life on social media as a coping mechanism.
>>220061194How about a glorious sunny day beneath the anime trees with your waifu?
>>220061194Eating in bed feels gross. Staying in bed during the day me feel like a patient. Bed should be only used for sleeping, period..
>>220061194all these suggest your gf is obese
>>220061194Do people really eat while in bed? What sorta turbo obese faggotry is this
>>220062715>he doesn't want cockroach friends to snuggle withcringe
This is a gay ass “perfect day.” My perfect day involves banging my hot girlfriends in their vaginas and buttocks like God intended. You wouldn’t understand that because you’re a faggot.
>>220062797shut up fag
>>220061194>>220061222
>>220061194The bland asshole special.>DUDE PIZZADude. Kill yourself.
>wake up>you're on holiday with the lads>spend day playing sport on the beach drinking cold beers and jumping in the pool >full English or burgers for lunch>play some multiplayer Fifa in the evening somewhere >some drinking games >go to a gig>get drunk and dance>chill till 4am listening to music and chatting
>>220061239he's a big guy
>>220061469kino...
So...Nobody's gonna post the pic of a bowl of cereal, a phone with Rick & Morty playing, and the twist at the end... a bong?
Those are cars, having to drive anywhere whilst it's raining on a slippery road & blurred vision is not a perfect day.Also greasy tomato sauce-fingers pizza in bed is filthy, women probably just use their sheets as a napkin. Only the first Harry Potter movie is comfy, the sequels are very grim without that whimsical new adventure feel.>>220063739kino. always gets a laugh out of me
For getting fat. On a day like that you shouldnt eat much.
>>220061194Reminder!Warwick Davis is not a real man! Allow me to explain. 6 years ago I was hired to do some carpentry work on the set of a movie being made in the backwoods of Georgia. My crew and I were tasked with building a house which would be burnt down at the end of the movie. The job seemed to be pretty straightforward until my buddy started pointing out weird things about the floor plans. Secret rooms, a hidden tunnel, peep holes in the walls, just a lot of weird stuff. We figured ok whatever they maybe needed these things for the story or something. So we go about building this house. Halfway through this black limo pulls up to the set and Warwick Davis pops out. He runs right up to me and starts screaming. "You idiot! You retard! These nails are iron they should not be iron!" And I remember he touched the nail and it seemed to burn him. Now that was really odd. He went around inspecting all the corners in the house. Specifically the corners. At this point I was legitimately spooked. It just didn't feel right. But the money was so good. My buddy and I stayed late trying to get the job done so we could get away from this place. It was at exactly midnight that we heard a howling sound coming from the woods right by the house.I grabbed the glock from under my truck seat and when I turned around I saw him. Warwick Davis. Pale as a ghost with red glowing eyes almost simian like. He opened his mouth and inhuman sound poured out. I fired off a couple rounds but they seemed to pass right through him. I yelled to my friend but he didn't respond. I had no choice but to leave him. I drove straight home, packed, and moved across country that night. I never heard from my friend again.Sometimes I look at the news in the areas around that place. A couple small towns. There are always reports of missing children and pets.
>>220065650He has also been known to take the form of ball lightning and float through peoples bedrooms going>y'alright luv. I'm a little light
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