>More than you can afford pal. Ferrari.How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>220062053>VROOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM
>>220062053>sideswipes you
>>220062053>More than you can afford, pal. Italian dogshit on wheelsWhat did he mean by this??
>>220062053>How do you respond without sounding mad?I'll make passive aggressive post on 4chan, sent from my Samsung phone.
>>220062053Unless the person you're talking to is outside begging for change it seems pretty dumb to assume someone's financial status.
>>220062053
>>220062053>Are you dyslexic?
>>220062284WINNER
>>220062053Flash him my diamond skeleton ap and say "I was thinking of trading this in for like 10 of those"
>>220062053I throw up when I get nervous so I’d probably just do that but on his car
>>220062053Nice car
>>220062053Take out my flaccid 7 inch cock and tell him he can’t afford it (9.5 inches fully erect with 6 inch girth)
>>220062053Smoke him
>>220062053I can afford one, I just don't wanna
I beat him in a race like in the movieThose ferraris weren't even really considered fast when they were new, now they're about on par with a mid spec daily shitbox. They're still cool and all but trying to brag about your $60,000 ferrari is cringe.
>>220062753>*sheepishly places my hairy hand on your coke can cock*>"You gonna drink that?">mfw
>>220062053>okay but how much for the hooker?
>>220062053Take penis out.Bigger then you can afford
>>220062053>alright m8 keep your hair on
>>220062053I laugh and then beat him in my chevy
>>220066786what the fuck is this dialogue
>>220066885what do you mean by this? It's obvious :s
>>220062053the mass balance equation
>>220066996https://vocaroo.com/19cfi68TI760
>>220062053risk my life racing through oncoming traffic to show someone i'll never see again. not.
>>220062053>How do you respond without sounding mad?By showing the results of inflation. F355s are one of the shittier Ferraris that tend to self-immolate anyway.
>>220067095>gets hit by a drunk chicano in a dodge ram and dies a virgin
>>220067095Flooring it in your pt cruiser for a few seconds would be totally safe.
>>220067145Ferrari guy sold it in 1998 and bought another Ferrari. Supra guy is dead. Also japanese cars suck fucking dick. So do italian cars.
>>220066996NOOO STOP FEEDING THE PLANTS CARBON DIOXIDE YOURE GOING TO KILL THE FUCKING PLANET U RACIST
>>220062053Car's a car, man. I had a dude in a Mustang cut me off in traffic and flip me off. He thought his dinky little car would help him get away from me. Smash cut to us both going 110 down the highway. My rust bucket of an SUV is better than your tens-of-thousands ego extension.
I'll always be thankful to Paul Walker. He showed an entire generation of white guys how to appropriately interact with nonwhite people in 2000's America when we actually had to begin giving a shit about their opinions and desires. Whenever I have to meet a black or Latino person, I always just start acting like Paul Walker and everything's fine and I feel much more calm and confident about being a white male and for a brief minute when we bump fists, it's like slavery and colonization and smallpox never even happened and I can just enjoy a nice Corona with friends.
>>220062053>You're a bald guy
