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>Tom Cruise sports a thick Southern accent, a beer belly and thinning white hair unconvincingly fashioned into a comb-over as Digger Rockwell, an oil baron whose company sets off an ecological disaster that could also spark a nuclear war. John Goodman portrays the ailing U.S. president who implores Digger to fix the mess he’s unleashed.

>The trailer begins with Digger limping around his mansion, getting dressed and petting his white cat, who is dying of an unknown illness (he’s told by a doctor that the feline has either “two weeks or five minutes” to live). He later gets a zoom call from one of his employees who tries to warn him that one of their Arctic oil wells is about to explode because of a methane leak, which Digger repeatedly dismisses as a “five-foot crack”.

>When the scientist says Digger “doesn’t understand what is happening,” Digger snaps. “I know perfectly well what’s going on there! You know how I know? Because I’m paying for it! I’m paying for the whole thing! I’m paying for your fucking 90% Hungarian goose winter jacket!” he bellows. “What do you want me to do? Shut down a billion-dollar platform over something a tenth the size of my dick?”

>We soon learn that Digger has brought on an environmental disaster — compromising “the structural integrity of the entire ice shelf.” President John Goodman explores the “worst-case scenario” — the disaster will displace millions and cause trillions in economic impact — but assures his staffers, “Digger got us into this, and Digger is going to dig us out.”

“Panic is a resource,” Digger says optimistically. “Panic wakes people up. If we can’t control the course of nature, all that matters is who has got the balls to win this war." The whole enterprise has a manic intensity that is reminiscent of ‘Dr. Strangelove.’

https://deadline.com/2026/04/digger-tom-cruise-alejandro-inarritu-cinemacon-1236860361/
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So it's environmentalist and mass migration propaganda.
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>>220067586
trailer
description
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>One ticket to what, anon?
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How could white men do this to us
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> Tom Cruise sports a thick Southern accent, a beer belly and thinning white hair unconvincingly fashioned into a comb-over as Nigger Rockwell, an oil baron whose company sets off an ecological disaster that could also spark a nuclear war. John Badman portrays the ailing U.S. nigger president who implores Nigger to fix the mess he’s unleashed.

> The trailer begins with Nigger limping around his mamma's house, getting dressed and petting his black cat, who is dying of an unknown illness (he’s told by a voodoo doctor that the feline has either “two weeks or five minutes” to live). He later gets a zoom zoom call from one of his employees who tries to warn him that one of their Hassidic oil wells is about to explode because of a methane leak, which Nigger repeatedly dismisses as a “five-foot cracker”.

> When the joojoo-man says Nigger “doesn’t understand what is happening,” Nigger snaps. “I know perfectly well what’s going on there! You know how I know? Because I’m paying for it! I’m paying for the whole thing! I’m paying for your fucking 90% African hot chicken dinner!” he bellows. “What do you want me to do? Shut down a two-dollar platform over something a tenth the size of my mammy?”

> We soon learn that Nigger has brought on an environmental disaster — compromising “the structural integrity of the entire sand shelf.” President John Evilman explores the “worst-case scenario” — the disaster will displace millions and cause trillions in economic impact — but assures his staffers, “Nigger got us into this, and Nigger is going to nig us out.”
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>>220067586
I don’t care until it’s confirmed that a black man shows up and say
>Digga please!
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>>220067586
Sounds a bit tryhard.
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>>220068005
Kek
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