Don’t let anyone see you look Brandon. I got my eye on that box in the back labelled Epstein Files. That’s a million dollar bill any day of the week.
>Is that what I think it is? Yes! It's a Nintendo!
For anyone curious about attending one of these storage unit sales, I hope you like boomers and tweekers.
>>220068624>Hilldawg thinks she can outbid me, but tell you what Hillary, I know where the skeletons are buried I'm excavating them today
>>220069262My dream is to go to one of those auctions, buy the inside of an abandoned locker, and find a piece worth a few thousand dollars under some old newspapers.
>>220069323They'll let you in the unit but you wont be allowed to touch anything, however you can 'inspect' with a flashlight. If you see a drawer, a chest, a trunk, a golf bag (anything with zippers or pockets), you can look AT it but just not open unzip or touch, basically.Chances are you're going to come away with a FUCKTON of thrift store tier clothes, shitty crystal ware, grandma-tier (quirky) jewelry, and literal old newspapers.Good luck, oh and bring an extra 60$, they'll ask for that as your deposit to ensure you clean out the unit that same day.
>>220069402What is the most valuable thing you have found in this warehouse?
>>220069402>They'll let you in the unit but you wont be allowed to touch anythingReminds me of that time Barry tried using a drone to inspect the locker and it crashed and became part of that lockers item inventory
>>220069504I need that video now!
>>220069474I only went to a few (my dad was going through meth addiction astonishingly hard and our house looked like a fucking goodwill).But the most expensive thing I found and made money off (after buying the unit for 12$) was a few old 1970's fishing rods, and a huge golf bag that was being used to carry all the tackle.Guy in the next unit said he'd give me 250$ if I didn't check the pockets first but on the off chance they had jewelry or cash I had to check. Made 200$ but trust me bro, it's LARGELY miss and very little 'hit'.Dopefiends and boomers think it's a nice "side hustle" though, you'll see a lot of them there.
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>>220069598>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RD8BOy5JWSsHe even hired a guy to pretend to be a Navy fighter pilot.
>Shit covered dildo? That's a 5 dollar bill all day
>>220069704Lol
>>220068624How's a guy so masculine kill himself to cyber bullies. Nigga just turn the computer off lmao
You each have 30 seconds to inspect the casket. Highest bidder wins.Yuuupppp
